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Things NOT To Say To Your New Girlfriend's Parents...
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DarkC
-KMC THREAD KILLER-

Gender: Male
Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.

That's a good one, BF. laughing out loud


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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

Yeah, I met your daughter at Sexoholics Anonymous. erm


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GCG
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laughing


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BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube

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Hmmm.....after meeting you guys, I still don't see where the fire bush comes from...


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DarkC
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Gender: Male
Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.

"Actually, I met your daughter over the internet."


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BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube

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Nice to meet you guys, I love your daughter.....Tell me, Mrs. Johnson...do you wax your ******* too?


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Vathu
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Mrs. smith what in your opinion is the best position? shifty

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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

Mr. Jones, your daughters cooch feels just like your wife's. erm


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DarkC
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Gender: Male
Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.

(to Mrs. Jones with Mr. Jones watching)
"Haha, you and your daughter are both bombshells...I'd marry the two of you if I could."


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Ax3l
Dream Finder

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Location: Imagination Pavilion

*high fives parents* Now...where's my woman


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One little spark...

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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

Mr. and Mrs. Jones, I think your daughter is great and I really really want to f*ck her.


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Ax3l
Dream Finder

Gender: Male
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Yo wussup Jones man.....oh is that skank daughter of yours upstairs gettin into her ***** clothes, so she can have annonymous sex with random partners, and me if the night goes well

yeah...that ****ing whore


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One little spark...

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GCG
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Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?


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Ronny
Love is Blindness

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Location: California

In my fathers case... everything a guy would say would be horrible.


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tabby999
Music Idiot apparently

Gender: Male
Location: Melbourne, Australia

(to father) so judging by what you've seen what your wife, what can i expect in droopage? the slight sloap or full blown fried egg hanging from a nail?


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I am aware that "your" should be "you're," and while I know I should change it as not to offend the grammar fans around the boards, school always said not to bow to peer pressure so it stays as it is

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GCG
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Wow ! I just noticed only I posted some non-sexual taboos exclamations not to say to your girlfriends parents....

KMC IS FULL OF HORNY PEOPLE !!!!!


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