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DarkC
-KMC THREAD KILLER-
Gender: Male Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire. |
That's a good one, BF.
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese. |
Yeah, I met your daughter at Sexoholics Anonymous.
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GCG
Red Bull
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Deferrals get you nowhere - Just Do It.........Or Ineptitude will consume your life like a Cancer
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Sep 15th, 2005 11:01 PM |
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BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
Gender: Male Location: Huntington Beach, CA Moderator |
Hmmm.....after meeting you guys, I still don't see where the fire bush comes from...
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DarkC
-KMC THREAD KILLER-
Gender: Male Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire. |
"Actually, I met your daughter over the internet."
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Sep 15th, 2005 11:02 PM |
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BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
Gender: Male Location: Huntington Beach, CA Moderator |
Nice to meet you guys, I love your daughter.....Tell me, Mrs. Johnson...do you wax your ******* too?
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Sep 15th, 2005 11:05 PM |
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Vathu
Rougue
Gender: Male Location: |
Mrs. smith what in your opinion is the best position?
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Sep 15th, 2005 11:06 PM |
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese. |
Mr. Jones, your daughters cooch feels just like your wife's.
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Sep 15th, 2005 11:09 PM |
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DarkC
-KMC THREAD KILLER-
Gender: Male Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire. |
(to Mrs. Jones with Mr. Jones watching)
"Haha, you and your daughter are both bombshells...I'd marry the two of you if I could."
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Sep 15th, 2005 11:13 PM |
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Ax3l
Dream Finder
Gender: Male Location: Imagination Pavilion |
*high fives parents* Now...where's my woman
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One little spark...
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Sep 15th, 2005 11:14 PM |
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese. |
Mr. and Mrs. Jones, I think your daughter is great and I really really want to f*ck her.
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Sep 15th, 2005 11:17 PM |
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Ax3l
Dream Finder
Gender: Male Location: Imagination Pavilion |
Yo wussup Jones man.....oh is that skank daughter of yours upstairs gettin into her ***** clothes, so she can have annonymous sex with random partners, and me if the night goes well
yeah...that ****ing whore
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One little spark...
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Sep 15th, 2005 11:18 PM |
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GCG
Red Bull
Gender: Male Location: |
Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?
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Deferrals get you nowhere - Just Do It.........Or Ineptitude will consume your life like a Cancer
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Sep 15th, 2005 11:19 PM |
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Ronny
Love is Blindness
Gender: Female Location: California |
In my fathers case... everything a guy would say would be horrible.
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"After coming into contact with a religious man
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-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Sep 16th, 2005 12:30 AM |
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tabby999
Music Idiot apparently
Gender: Male Location: Melbourne, Australia |
(to father) so judging by what you've seen what your wife, what can i expect in droopage? the slight sloap or full blown fried egg hanging from a nail?
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If you dont like Frenzal Rhomb, your a whore!
I am aware that "your" should be "you're," and while I know I should change it as not to offend the grammar fans around the boards, school always said not to bow to peer pressure so it stays as it is
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Sep 16th, 2005 12:55 AM |
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GCG
Red Bull
Gender: Male Location: |
Wow ! I just noticed only I posted some non-sexual taboos exclamations not to say to your girlfriends parents....
KMC IS FULL OF HORNY PEOPLE !!!!!
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