When Peter sharpens all his pencils in his office and then he stands up, unzips his flies and they cut to his secretary outside his office and you hear Peter scream.
__________________ "No TV and No Beer Make Homer Something Something" - The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror V - The Shinning
Peter: We're going to Hollywood, where the people are sexy and they always say something clever right before the commercial break. (Pause)(Pause)(Fade to black)
__________________ "No TV and No Beer Make Homer Something Something" - The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror V - The Shinning
Peter: First I tried Art class (Am I...am I supposed to draw the penis?)
Then I tried sculpting (Am I...am I supposed to sculpt the penis?)
Then I tried music class (Am I..am I supposed to conduct with my penis?)
__________________ "No TV and No Beer Make Homer Something Something" - The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror V - The Shinning
Lois: Peter, you're drunk again!
Peter: No I'm not. I'm just exhausted cause I've been up all night drinking.
"Is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, I bet it runs just like you, very homosexually."
(Chris is sitting on the diving board)
Pool guy: "Excuse me, sir. You can't park your van on the diving board."
Lois: "This is my son!"
Pool guy: "Oh, my apologies. Hey, Tom! He's not a van, he's just a fat kid!"
Peter: A boat's a boat, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat! You know how much we wanted one of those!
ANd my favourite part is when peter narrates his life
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
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Dec 24th, 2005 03:56 AM
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