With a sexy women in a romantic setting....like late at night on an open field on a blanket looking at the stars...when there is a slight steady breeze and it is 65...just cold enough to prompt you and your companion to have to get closer to stay warm from the slightly brisk breeze. After a few minutes of light conversation and sweet nothings, you embrace in a kiss...a kiss of comfort and delight. Both are excited to embrace and a tingling sensation runs down your neck during this 5-7 second kiss. You part, gaze into each other's eyes...you caress her face ever so gently and she lets out a little whimper of both security and delight with a very satisfied smile on her face.......
Well I had my coworkers over to watch a movie because me and my coworkers are also like best firends, and coworker Leif was a weirdo and brought his girlfriend along...wtf? But then he let me drive his '52 Chevy which was SUPER AWESOME. But it also left a big oil stain in my driveway and I'm pretty sure my dad's going to kill me.
When your dad starts to give you trouble about it, b***h slap him and say, "DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME THAT WAY!!!" If he tries to start saying something, yell over him and say, "GO TO YOUR ROOM AND DON'T COME OUT UNLESS YOU WANT A FOOT UP YOUR ASS!!!"
SERIOUSLY....OOPS....I mean....Seriously, it works.
Well, I will go ahead and make my comment that I said "no comment" to. I think I understand, now, why you thought I was being sick...and that is just gross...
Me and my father used to go at it when I was your age. It stopped when, one day, I literally punched him a few times for smacking me in the face. (I was being mouthy...I told him to "suck it".) That's why I laughed when you said your dad could eat you for lunch (meaning, he could take you if it came to foots in asses.)
Intimidation only works for so long and then you either move out, or punch each other.
I'm not tall enough to punch my dad anyway, but it kind of sucks because we fight all the time and now my mom isn't speaking to me. But I hope he just has me power wash it and doesn't make too big of a deal, I mean the car that left the spot was pretty flippin' sweet.
I don't reccomend actually doing what I suggested...but when I was your age, sometimes I wish I would have done that... If you dad is grumpy and controlling like my father was, you probably think that same things I did...
Seriously, when you move out to go to college, it is SOOOOOOOO much better. Shame that you and your mom are having problems...my mother would be ashmaed of both my father and I when we would go at it and she would sometimes give us both a "good chewin'".
What I did at the last little bit while living with my parents that made it easier: I tried to work a lot and go on dates a lot. The less time you spend at home, the better your parents are because they appreciate the little time they have with you more...it also gives them less reasons to complain about you.
Yeah, I spend more time at school and work than I do at home but poor little me doesn't have a boyfriend. And I really can't wait to go to college.
My mom used to do the same thing and she'd get on my dad for yelling at me, not so much anymore, she really doesn't want to have anything to do with me.
I suppose once I'm gone for a year at college they'll be better when I come home for the summer.
You don't need a boyfriend to go on dates. You are a beautiful young lady...I am sure you could "get" some young men to take you out and IF they are gentlemanly, they will pay for your way.
Sorry to hear that....one positive thing I could count on was my mother. I dunno know what to tell ya there. Maybe sit down and talk to her and tell her how you feel. I would say the same thing about your dad, but if he is like I think he is, it will turn into a lecture session on what YOU need to do to improve.
You don't have to be modest...half the guys on this bored slobber on their keyboards every time you post a pic and you have men over thirty waiting for you to become "legal"...
I know there is a certain aspect of wanting to keep things to yourself, so I can understand if you don't want to divulge specifics. What exactly happened that caused those bridges to burn. Again, this is the interwebz and you don't have to feel obligated to put that stuff out there.
Great! Since I have moved out and started a life of my own, my parents seem to respect me a lot more AND my father doesn't give me crap anymore. We actually have a really good relationship now. I had to set some boundaries with my father after I moved out when he started to cross the line...and so did he. Once we understood each other as MUTUAL adults, it worked out great. Its amazing what a little number will do for you. (Age)
Haha, I know, but what can I say, I like the attention.
Eh, well my mom, we started arguing a lot and eventually during these episodes we'd say things we didn't mean and she told me she didn't want me to come home during the summer while I was at college and that I didn't need to come home at night because they didn't want me around the house, then I told her I hated her and I wanted nothing to do with her, and now we just ignore each other.
Wow, that's great, I've actually something to look forward to now I just wonder how long it takes for parents to realize their kids are grown up
Whew. Serious stuff. Well, you don't do drugs....I don't think you smoke and drink...so what can the really complain about? If you do drink and smoke in your parents home, I can understand why they would be pissed. If not, what the hell is their problem?
Hmmm, they will probably take you seriously when you get married and pregnant, get a degree, get a nice job for a career, or any of the above combinations.
My mom is convinced I do drugs. I don't understand it. More specifically she thinks I'm on heroin. Is that the one you do with a needle in your arm? See I don't even know what drug I'm supposed to be using.
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Mar 23rd, 2008 05:10 AM
Except my dad could totally eat me for lunch.
That is sick and perverted. You are a horrible person.
I'm not tall enough to punch my dad anyway, but it kind of sucks because we fight all the time and now my mom isn't speaking to me. But I hope he just has me power wash it and doesn't make too big of a deal, I mean the car that left the spot was pretty flippin' sweet.
And my mom...I kinda burned some bridges with her, but ah well. 
Haha, I know, but what can I say, I like the attention.
So like 5+ years...meh, that's not to bad.
