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yea shakespearean language sucks
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haha

so where are your parents this time?
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haha nice

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laughing i hate that book so much


Dude, that was a quote from Brokeback Mountain. laughing


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Dude, that was a quote from Brokeback Mountain. laughing


havent seen it and idc i still hate that book
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havent seen it and idc i still hate that book


I don't care either, I never read it. erm


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Dude, that was a quote from Brokeback Mountain. laughing
Brokeback mountain was a book too Sort of...


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Brokeback mountain was a book too Sort of...


Why are you spreading lies and starting controversy? laughing


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I was at my unit, doing my usual duties as a correctional officer, and alluva sudden, while we were feeding chow, one of the inmates stood up from his table, calmly walked over to another inmate across the way and proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of the guy. Well naturally we, the guards, ran over the fight and tried to break the two up, who were now locked together in a damn death match. We used our mace on the two, breaking them apart, and hauled their asses down to the infirmary for examinations. Upon questioning the instigator, he was apparently mad at the other inmate because he dumped him for another inmate. The tears then began to flow like Niagara f*cking Falls with this idiot clamoring about how he'll "miss his tender kisses" and his "cute, fuzzy little butt". I had to leave the room I was laughing so hard. Ahh......Springtime................the emotions of romance are blossoming everywhere! Don't you agree? big grin
LOLOLOL!Funniest thing Ive heard in weeks!!! laughing laughing
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Why are you spreading lies and starting controversy? laughing


this nation's bread is controversy. are you trying to starve america? no expression
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this nation's bread is controversy. are you trying to starve america? no expression


Depends on how you perceive things!


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this nation's bread is controversy. are you trying to starve america? no expression
Funny, I was just thinking of starting a new show called,Everyone Hates America.It ouldn't be far from the truth,thats all I know. no expression
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ill be on it. smile
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Funny, I was just thinking of starting a new show called,Everyone Hates America.It ouldn't be far from the truth,thats all I know. no expression


People who hate America are stupid. Everyone knows that America is right and everyone else is wrong. Stupid heads! eek!


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Words of wisdom from my coffee mug:

"To much of the world is run on the theory that you don't need road rules if you are a 5-ton truck."

america is a 6-ton truck. no expression
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America is the best! People who hate America are jealous biches! Ooooooooo, diss! rock


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im a jealous bich! rock
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