Goddamn it! I just read a simply epic run-throw for Neverwinter Nights 2 over on Lets Play, the game seemed good, the characters engaging, the guy doing it was amusing but thought provoking, raising some serious issues that I found fascinating AND FOR WHAT?! WHAT HAPPENS IN THE END!?
Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies!!! Are you ****ing kidding me? Jesus Christ Obsidian! I know your basically Biowares shitty younger brother but put some effing effort in. Man, if I'd just spend 70+ hours on a game, then was told in some crappy slide show that my epic-level character died becuase a rock fell on my head, more annoyingly, becuase the two members of the party who have EXTENSIVELY TRAVELLED TO DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS somehow forgot they could do so, I would be hella pissed.
It's a testament to how awesome the LP was that I'm still planning on asking Santa for this game.
EDIT: Sorry for the rant guys, It's just that I've really grown to like those characters. They made me laugh and stuff. And then they get killed off in a 'Oh, btw, your whole party trips and brakes their necks. Haw haw, **** you loyal fans!' kind of way. I mean it would be like if instead of Mara Jade dying in an epic duel to the death Crowning-moment-of-Awesome she gets cancer and dies in a paragraph. **** that shit, eh?
Edit2: Pre-empting the inevitable 'We don't care about your personal shit', from Sexy!! This is a social thead you ass, I can rant about whatever I want! So go suck a railroad spike.
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Last edited by Nephthys on Dec 15th, 2009 at 04:26 AM
Ok, Grobnar has officially been moved into the position of most awesome character for one reason. You remember my earlier rant over Rocks fall, everyone dies? Well he's one of the guys who snuffs it, but he does it in such an awesome way: He dies because he tries to save his seven-and-a-half foot tall solid-iron pet Blade Golem from a falling pillar by shielding it with his own 4-foot tall body. BEST. DEATH. EVER!
Grobnar, I salute you.
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Last edited by Nephthys on Dec 15th, 2009 at 08:08 PM
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its jabberwocky by lewis carroll. many years ago i used to also know what it meant. not so much anymore. but it is completely explained in alice in wonderland (or is it in through the looking glass?]
speaking of which: Johnny depp is in Tim Burton's alice in wonderland soon. It really doesn't get sweeter than that.
No, through the looking glass. That poem, the Walrus and the Carpenter, that's an indictment on...
__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
Hey look, I found a quote that descibes Sexy perfectly- 'Given that there are however many millions of people on the planet, any given person assuming that he is more important than all of them is a mindset that can pretty much only lead to evil actions. It's carte blanche to exploit and mistreat people. Whether he actually does this, I suppose, determines whether he's chaotic neutral or some variety of evil, but short of self-restraint, he has no reason to treat people any way other than evil if he really does only care about himself.' Taaa daaa!1! Guide to understanding the Beefington mindset and why he's such a dick all the time.
(For serious, this is why whenever you call him up on his ballshit he always talks about being 'justified'. He needs to maintain his image as moste specalest.)
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Last edited by Nephthys on Dec 16th, 2009 at 12:58 AM
Well first, that has nothing to do with why i'm a dick, but it's nice that you tried to appear intelligent.
And when you call me up on my "bat shit", you hardly ever have a legitimate reason, other than losing an argument.