DC The End
Part 1
The Freedom fighters vs Lex Luthor
Time and space is warped and distorted for the merest of moments. Then that small space is filled with the presence of Lex Luthor of Earth 1. Checking his surroundings, Luthor realises he is back home at his Lexcorp tower in the heart of Metropolis.
Luthor doesn't have time to remove his new armour before the roof explodes and the Freedom fighters drop into the large room.
"We picked up a signal emanating from this building indicating a change in vibrational frequencies. We've been monitoring the multiverse Luthor and you've been travelling through it." The Ray states.
"I have been busy." Luthor retorts. "I've been killing the Luthor's throughout the multiverse and gathering their technology so they couldn't be competition in what I'm about to do."
Luthor's speech is cut short by Phantom Lady. "Your Apokoliptian armour....it has some enhancements.... extra armour..is that the...anti-monit....."
Luthor does not allow her to finish her deduction. Growing bored he lets loose an energy blast from his hands that rips through Phantom Lady, sending her flailing corpse back against a wall.
"NO!!!!" Cries Ray, being the fastest he travels at super-speeds towards Luthor, issuing punch after punch, his fists harmlessly bouncing off Luthor's force fields. Luthor responds with a backhanded swipe, knocking the hero back into Black Condor. Uncle Sam steps forward punching Luthor. He doesn't break through the force-field but the impact knocks Luthor towards the Human bomb who creates small explosions over Luthor's armour with every attack.
Meanwhile the tearful Ray flies immediately over to Phantom Lady. Coughing up blood, she raises her hand and points across the room.
"RR...Ray...what...what is that?" She asks pointing at the remains of a large ominous machine that is flickering in and out of Earth 1 universe just behind the fight between Luthor and the Freedom Fighters.
"Oh no." Ray states. We need to get to the JLA. NOW!"
Luthor grabs the Human Bomb by the back of the neck and swings him round into Uncle Sam, the resulting explosion knocks Uncle Sam across the room where he lies on the floor in a battered heap. Luthor attempts to finish him off with a blast of energy but misses thanks to Black Condor who swoops down, rescuing Sam. Luthor throws the Human Bomb at Condor and the explosion immediately kills Condor, who falls to the ground, more ash and dust than man. Before Uncle Sam can react, Luthor punches him to the ground again and again and again. Ray flies forward coming to his aid but Luthor begins to manipulate the energies Ray uses, through his new armour. As Ray contorts in pain, Luthor raises the beaten and battered Sam above his head and throws him out the window, where he plummets to the ground below. Before he is smeared into the pavement, Ray grabs Sam and they fly off.....
In Lexcorp towers the bodies of the freedom fighters litter the building. Lexcorp guards run into the room and begin firing shots into the corpses to confirm their death. The Human Bomb slowly gets to his feet, surrounded by guards.
"I'm going down fighting!!!" He shouts "I'm a living suicide bomber!" But before he can enact his last feat, Luthor fires an energy blast, decapitating him, thus diffusing the last remaining threat....
....At the JLA watchtower, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, and many others are in the monitor room. Several computers alerting that there has been a disturbance in the multiverse. The Ray arrives holding the battered Uncle Sam.....
"THIS IS IT. THE END" Cries Ray. "SUPERMAN! LUTHOR HAS GOT THE MAGEDDON DEVICE!"
Part 2 (The Green Lantern Corps vs The Sinestro Corps and the New Gods) coming soon.........
DC The End
Part 2
The Green Lantern Corps vs The Sinestro Corps and the New Gods
"THIS IS IT. THE END" Cries Ray. "SUPERMAN! LUTHOR HAS GOT THE MAGEDDON DEVICE!"
There is silence amongst the JLA for a second, before anyone dare to speak, Plastic man stretches forward and carries Uncle Sam to the infirmary. Before the JLA can digest this news however, their monitor's buzz to life again. Satellite images of Lexcorp tower show the broken roof of the building open completely. A large, cosmic looking rocket bursts from the top and zooms off into outer space at incredible speeds.
"Ring analyse trajectory." Hal Jordan asks. A second later he gasps. "It's heading for OA." Before anyone can act, Hal Jordan leaves the Watchtower and heads into space, following the missile in hot pursuit.
Superman is next to react. "Everyone who can, go after Hal. Make sure the Green Lanterns know about this threat. J'onn assemble the League to go after Luthor. Contact the JSA and tell them to go after any other threats as we'll be preoccupied. Oh and contact Batman. We need to know what Luthor's going to do next before he does."
Hal Jordon pushes his ring to it's limits going at top speed. He slowly gains on the missile, his rings energy quickly being depleted by the effort.
On OA, from the Anti-Matter universe the Sinestro Corps appear and begin an assault on the planet. A gigantic yellow elephant charges through space, bashing tens of GL's aside as several Sinestro corps charge towards OA. Kyle Rayner appears and creates a giant poacher who fires massive green bullets at the yellow elephant, destroying it.
At the Watchtower Superman, Firestorm, Red Tornado, Captain Marvel and several other League members pursue Hal and the missile in hopes of catching up. Wonder Woman tell J'onn to keep gathering as many Leaguers as possible to take down Luthor. Battle ready, she proceeds to a teleporter to go after Luthor herself.
Back on OA, John Stewart and Kilowog are engaged in an epic battle where by John Creates a machine gun and ploughs through many Sinestro corps members. Kilowog generates a shield with gun turret protecting them. Kyle Rayner, Guy Gardiner, Tomar Tu, the Lost Lanterns and Arisia charge into a mass of Sinestro Corps members, headed by Sinestro himself, whereby a large beam of green energy meets their yellow beam and a struggle ensues, neither side giving any space to the other.
Sinestro and several other agents of fear start to sneak up on Guy Gardiner, when a resounding BOOM echoes throughout OA as Orion and Big Barda emerge from a Boom tube and charge headfirst into several Sinestro corps members. Limbs fly everywhere and Orion decapitates several Sinestro Corps members in one swipe.
Sinestro attacks Kyle from behind with hundreds of Yellow daggers and as Kyle is forced to defend himself, Sinestro moves towards John. He creates a gigantic yellow axe and is ready to deliver the killing blow when from above, Big Barda plummets through the sky, knocking Sinestro down. The villain plummets towards a dome shaped building in the centre of OA. He crashes through it, landing in a large circular room. The Guardians of the Galaxy surround Sinestro who raises his hands in defeat.
A gigantic green bubble begins to contain the Sinestro corps members who haven't fled and some of those are cut down by blasts from Orion.
Suddenly in the distance a large missile heads towards OA. Lots of GL corps start looking up and creating large green binoculars to perceive the threat. Salakk's green monitor screens start buzzing about an approaching danger. The Guardians form a circle and create a large green force-field around the planet. The GL corps add their own ring power to the force-field.
Hal slowly approaches the missile as OA comes into sight. Going speeds far to fast for any eye, he begins to draw level with it. Straining every molecule in his body, willing himself to go further, Hal gradually overtakes the missile. His ring energy reads 5% and dropping. The missile closes in on OA. His ring energy at 2%, Hal just overtakes the missile. With ring energy at 0.5%, Hal creates a giant baseball glove to catch the missile and stop it.
The missile slows down, dragging the hand towards OA. Just before it reaches the force-field, the missiles comes to a halt. Hal's ring energy reaches 0% and his own personal costume and force-field dissolve. The green hand holding the missile fades. A couple of thousand GL rings catch the missile instead and before Hal can suffocate in the vacuum of space, Tomar Tu generates a bubble for him.
In the GL Sciencells, Sinestro is captive. Under interrogation by the Guardians, Sinestro reveals that Luthor claimed he was rewriting the universe and offered Sinestro OA if he would distract the Green Lanterns at a specific moment. The JLA team who followed Hal after the missile arrive and together they discover the missile was a fake. THere were no explosives attached. It was a distraction.
Wonder Woman arrives at Lexcorp to find Luthor working at a large machine, wearing an upgraded version of his armour. He turns to face Diana.
"Wonder Woman. Excellent. I hope my fake missile worked. I reasoned The Boy Scout and all the big guns of the JLA would go after it. But of course you weren't going to be one of them. Never mind. Plan B."
Before Wonder Woman can respond a massive hand grabs her by the back of her head and shoves her into the floor whereby she crashed through several floors below.....
Part 3 (Wonder Woman vs Doomsdays) coming soon..........
Wonder Woman arrives at Lexcorp to find Luthor working at a large machine, wearing an upgraded version of his armour. He turns to face Diana.
"Wonder Woman. Excellent. I hope my fake missile worked. I reasoned The Boy Scout and all the big guns of the JLA would go after it. But of course you weren't going to be one of them. Never mind. Plan B."
Before Wonder Woman can respond a massive hand grabs her by the back of her head and shoves her into the floor whereby she crashed through several floors below. Flying back up she punches her assailant who stumbles back. Doomsday.
"Doomsday??? But how????" Diana gasps. "Regardless I shall remove you from battle!" Diana grabs the monster attempting to throw it out of the atmosphere, but before she can another arm grabs her in a headlock. Looking up Wonder Woman sees another Doomsday.
Without even looking around, tinkering over a machine Lex answers her question. "I've been travelling the Multiverse, Wonder Woman. I gathered every resource I could to enact my plan. Why use one Doomsday to further my goals when I can use fifty?"
Doomsday of Earth 14 struggle with Wonder Woman, who eventually judo flips the monster over into Doomsdays of Earth's 1, 27 and 31, sending them flying out through the window and plummeting to the city street below.
"Whatever you're up to Luthor, the League will stop you."
"Not this time. I'm too prepared. The only threat was Superman and once this machine is finished, so will he be." Lex responds, activating the Mageddon device.
Diana kicks Doomsday of Earth 13 in the face, but it grab her by the leg and slams her into the floor like a rag-doll. Several more Doomsdays of various Earths close in on her. A Doomsday brings both his fists crashing down which Wonder Woman blocks with her bracelets. However the impact caves in the floor and she falls to the level below Luthor and the machine. Doomsdays jump down all around her, one of them landing on top of her, causing screaming agony. She punches it off of her, but in turn a Doomsday grabs her by the hair and swings her up into the air and then crashing down into a Lexcorp office desk.
Ignoring Wonder Woman, Luthor adds the final touches to his own Mageddon device. Pressing a button on his armour, the roof of Lexcorp opens again, but this time, instead of a missile, a beam of energy erupts from the Mageddon device where it fires upwards into the sky, towards the sun.....
Back at the JLA watchtower, J'onn J'onnz sends out a telepathic signal for recruitment. Superman, Green Lantern, the New Gods and the other heavy hitters begin to return from OA. Green Arrow and Black Canary answer the call as does Vixen, Hawkgirl, the Atom, Zauriel and many more.
Wonder Woman emerges from the front of a wrecked car where she landed on the city street. There is a loud explosion as Doomsday of Earth 40 lands next to her, knocking her flying back into Doomsday of Earth 29 who punches her down into the ground, it's spiked arms cutting her face.
Luthor presses another button on his armour, opening a communications channel with the Joker. He talks without a care in the world. "I'm sending you and the men I have provided you with a Location. Go there and in the wall you'll find a hologram. Go through it and it will take you to Batman's base. His cave. I know this because I've killed a few similar Batmen of other worlds. All the same grouchy man. Use the Deadshots. Kill him."
Diana responds with the same brutality and the numerous monsters she faces, pummelling the nearest Doomsday with her fists. She then wraps her golden lasso around it and swings it around bowling several other Doomsdays over. A car soars through the air towards Wonder Woman and she flies straight through it and flies into the Doomsday that threw it at her. The forces of her attack creates a shock wave that bowls over a couple of nearby Doomsdays. One of which, unfazed by the assault grabs her by the throat and throws her through a shop wall. She crashes through several aisles before landing sprawled on the floor, battered....
Slowly getting to her feet, Diana uses the opportunity to send a JLA distress signal. Martian Manhunter receives the signal at the Watchtower.
"JLA, JSA, Titans. Diana of Themyscira needs us. Lets answer the call." J'onn states, before flying to the nearest teleporter.
Superman and the others arrive back from OA via Orion's boom tube. Hearing Jo'nn call for help, they attempt to answer by flying into Earth's atmosphere. Superman is stopped however by the beam of red energy that erupted from the Mageddon device. It soars straight past Superman and hits the Sun. Violent reactions occur over the surface of the Sun.
"What's Luthor doing?" Hal asks.
Superman hesitates, looking between Earth and the Sun, now connected by a large red beam of energy.....
"I think he's trying to take away my powers.....he's going to turn the Sun red......"
Part 4 (Batman vs the Joker and Deadshots) coming soon.......
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Part 4
Batman vs the Joker and Deadshots
On the outskirts of Gotham, several clown cars speed off the road and across a field, crashing through several trees, they charge straight towards a straight cliff wall, but instead of crashing, they drive straight through a hologram. The vehicles plough through a deep cave, smashing stalactites and stalagmites along the way. Several defenses such as lasers and smoke bombs attempt to stop the cars, but they carry on driving, some of them bursting into flames.
Finally the vehicles reach the heart of the batcave. One of the clown cars drives at the Batmobile at full speed. It hits the front of the Batmobile and without even denting the Batmobile, the clown car crashes and flips over he top of it, where it lands nearby, upside down. Laughing, the Joker emerges from the wreckage accompanied by Deadshot of Earth 1, Earth 5, Earth 23 and Earth 9.
The other clown cars burst into the cave. One of the cars crashes through the glass case of Jason Todd's Robin Costume, the outfit clinging to the car roof. One car comes to an abrupt halt just before it hits the dinosaur statue. numerous parallel versions of Deadshot pour from the vehicles, raising their wrist mounted pistols....
"OOOOOOOOOOH BATSY!!!" The Joker yells, his manic voice echoing around the Batcave.
"How did you find me?" Batman asks. The Joker and the Deadshots look up. Upon a higher level, Batman stands in front of several computers looking down, his cape billowing in the wind caused by the cars.
Joker smiles. "Luthor's been hopping around different worlds. Picking up little tricks here and there. He brought me all these marksmen to take you down. I thought you might appreciate the irony of ultimately being undone by......guns."
At that moment hundreds of bullets fire towards Batman, who had already fired his grappling line and removed himself from their path. As he shot across the cave, above his adversaries, the bullets fired up into the cave ceiling. A large stalactite drops and Deadshot of Earth 20 only just avoids being crushed.
Batman swings to another platform throwing down smoke bombs, causing confusion amongst the Deadshots. Joker, meanwhile, taking advantage of the chaos, casually strolls up towards the main computers.
Deadshot of Earth 38 walks amongst his fellow Deadshots, frantically scanning for Batman amongst the smoke. Something runs past him and he turns swiftly to look at a dark object obscuring his view. Deadshot barely has time to scream as the giant penny falls on him, breaking his legs.
Two Deadshots walk past the glass cases of costumes. They walk past the shattered Jason Todd case and then walk past a case of Batman's costume. They realise, too late, that Batman was wearing the costume as Batman's arms burst through the glass punching them both in the back of the head. This alerts several more Deadshots who spin wildly around on the spot and open fire. Batman shatters the glass case and leaps away from the hail of bullets that rip through his cape and embed in the cave wall.
Performing some incredible acrobatics, Batman flips through the air, avoiding the aim of three Deadshots. Instead their bullets accidentally hit a couple of Deadshots incapacitating them. A Deadshot is stood upon the head of the dinosaur statue and opens fire on Batman. Batman leaps behind a clown car, allowing the bullets to tear into the side of the vehicle. Withdrawing a batarang he throws it at the dinosaur head causing it to explode. The Deadshot falls from it, hitting the ground hard.
Joker tries to access Batman's computer unsuccessfully. Instead, deciding it would be more fun, he pulls out his own gun and opens fire on the machine, destroying it. "Cripple Batsy's gadgets!!!" He muses.
Batman runs along the side of the cave, bullets causing the trophy room to explode all around him. He throws several more batarangs, mid jump. They embed themselves into a few Deadshots and one clips the Joker's arm, causing him agony.
Pressing a button on his utility belt allows the Batmobile to whir to life, where it drives straight into numerous Deadshots sending them flying. Deadshot of Earth 1 jumps away from the car but into the path of Batman who punches him into the ground, knocking him out. The Batmobile drives through most of the remaining Deadshots, while the rest flee from the Batcave, beaten. A few Deadshots remain with Joker destroying the computers.
Batman, leaping into the Batmobile, drives straight towards the dinosaur's tail. The car hits the dinosaurs tail and the right side of the car drives up the dinosaur, causing the whole car to move through the air sideways where it comes to a crash land on the same platform as Joker. It drives straight into the remaining Deadshots, knocking them off the platform and sending them like rag-dolls, tumbling to the levels below.
As Batman ties the struggling, but battered Joker he receives the telepathic distress signal from J'onn J'onnz alerting him to the multidimensional threat of Lex Luthor......
Part 5 (JLA vs the Injustice League) coming soon......
Near the center of Metropolis, stands Lexcorp tower. The top half of the tower has been blown wide open, sending shards of metal and glass everywhere. A beam of red energy connects the top of the tower to the sun, which is slowly turning to red.
Near the base of the building, Doomsday of Earth 14 grabs Wonder Woman by the back of the head and slams her face first into the ground repeatedly. The monster lifts the beaten warrior high above its head, ready to crush her skull. Numerous Doomsday's close in on her. Diana attempts to muster her last remaining breath and go down fighting. However she doesn't need to.
Wally West, Bart Allen and Jay Garrick appear from nowhere raining thousands of punches upon the Doomsday, bowling the monster over, causing it to drop Wonder Woman, who is caught by Batman. Superman flies forward punching a Doomsday so hard, it is knocked flying back over the horizon.
Hal Jordan and Firestorm attack a cluster of Doomsdays, Hal smashing one into the ground with a giant fighter jet, whilst Firestorm turns another Doomsday's bone protrusions into buttercups. Steel, Beast Boy and Alan Scott surround another Doomsday and whilst Alan traps it, Steel and Beast Boy pummel it to submission. Another Doomsday is taken down by Superboy, Green Arrow and Black Canary with a combination of explosive arrows, telekinetic punches and a sonic scream.
Luthor turns his attention from the Mageddon device for a second to see the heroes below, on the streets of Metropolis, fighting the Doomsday monsters. He smiles as Martian Manhunter and Aquaman double punch a Doomsday back into Zauriel and Atom, who bring it to the ground. Luthor generate a large portal of energy using his Armour. With great effort, he uses it to summon more villains.
Cheetah, Black Adam, Poison Ivy, Dr Light, Ocean Master, Captain Cold and Mongul are amongst the numerous horde of villains who leap from the remains of Lexcorp tower aiding the few remaining Doomsdays against the greatest assemblage of Earth's heroes. Robin dodges a blast from Dr Light that hits a Doomsday in the face. Batman defends a severely weakened Wonder Woman against Cheetah until Supergirl punches her back into a car. Orion and Big Barda throw a Doomsday into Ocean Master who in turn is sent back through a wall. Black Adam fends off Hawkman's mace but is hit in the back from a blast by Stargirl.
The fight is interrupted with an almighty BOOM and all the combatants look upwards at the top of Lexcorp tower as Luthor fires the Mageddon device into the air. With incredible speeds it shoots up the beam of red energy leading towards the sun. Without hesitation both Superman, Green Lantern and Martian Manhunter chase after the device, not knowing what it could do. The heroes are too slow and no sooner had they left Earth's atmosphere, following the Mageddon device than it hits the heart of the sun. The sun shines a brilliant white for a split second before turning completely red.
People all over the planet, from every tribe and nation look up to see not a clear day, but a red sun shining down tinting everything around a dark shade of red.
Realising, his powers will fade soon, Superman flies immediately back towards the battle for Metropolis. He flies through Lexcorp tower, grabbing Luthor and pulling him from his tower. Both men punching each other in mid flight. Luthor draws blood from Superman with each punch and Clark's powers slowly fade. They crash land through the golden statue of Superman in Metropolis park. The statue shattered to pieces, Luthor is the first to compose himself and kicks Superman across the face.
Batman pulls Wonder Woman up and they weave in and out of the battle, making their way to Supergirl.
Luthor charges up his armour and fires an energy blast at Superman who meets it with his heat vision. However his heat vision fades and he is blasted back into a tree. Luthor grabs him by the throat and throws him into the clearing at the center of the park. Superman struggles to stand, his powers virtually gone under a red sun.
"This is it Superman. Your end. I was always your better. Admit it now, before I kill you and then everything you represent." Lex goads.
Superman gets to his feet, his legs shaking and raises his fists for combat. "Lex, this is your final warning. Give up now. Even if you stop me, you can't beat us all. Whatever your plan is. They'll stop you. Justice will prevail."
Luthor raises his right arm and points it at Superman. As he closes his fist a gun turret is raised from his battle armour. "Not this time." Luthor responds firing a single bullet at Superman. Powerless under the red sun, Superman doesn't even yell out in pain as the bullet passes through his chest and the Man of Steel collapses to the floor.
Dead.
Part 6 (Gotham's Villains vs the Teen Titans) coming soon.....
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Part 6
Gotham's Villains vs the Teen Titans
The red sun bears over the two combatants in Metropolis park, Superman lies dead on the grass in front of the ruined Superman memorial statue. Luthor stands several feet away, the smoking gun turret still raised in the air pointing at where Superman stood. The Man of Steel lies motionless, eyes closed and cape billowing in a gentle wind. A batarang hits the gun turret on Luthor's arm and explodes, destroying the weapon. Wonder Woman flies forward punching Luthor repeatedly. Supergirl, now powerless under the red sun, screams "KAL!!!!" and runs to Superman's body, Batman in close pursuit. A short distance away on the streets of Metropolis, Martian Manhunter is fighting a losing battle with Dr Light. Aquaman is punched high into the air by Solomon Grundy and Hawkman is thrown to the ground by Black Adam.
Martian Manhunter sends a message to all the heroes, from Batman
"This is Batman. SUPERMAN IS DEAD. RETREAT NOW! FALL BACK TO YOUR RESPECTIVE BASES AND HOLD YOUR POSITIONS THERE UNTIL WE CAN REGROUP!"
Batman throws several more explosive batarangs at Luthor who is unaffected as they explode harmlessly on his new armour. Wonder swoops upon Batman and Supergirl, who has grabbed Superman's body, and they retreat. They heroes fall back. The JSA return to their New York base, the JLA to the hall of Justice and the Teen Titans to Titans Tower.
Luthor summons a horde of villains to his side and announces; "THE MAN OF STEEL IS DEAD! I HAVE SLAIN HIM. THEIR HERO IS DEAD. THEIR IDEAL IS DESTROYED. THEY ARE NOW HEADLESS CHICKENS WAITING FOR FINAL SLAUGHTER!"
Luthor sends the Gotham villains after the Teen Titans and Flash's Rogues after the JSA. Luthor heads towards the Hall of Justice, overflowing with power from his Anti-Monitor armour and flying under a red sun that depowers any Kryptonian threat...
At Titans Tower, the Teen Titans barely have time to regroup when the main hallway explodes and numerous villains from Gotham pour in. Ivy's vines travel up the building exterior, constricting it and Mr Freeze's presence makes the building brittle. Beast Boy, as a monkey, swings from Ivy's vines towards the villain and kicks her across the face, knocking her back into a Titans portrait. Killer Croc bursts through a wall and knocks Superboy across the room with a backhanded swipe, sending Connor through some furniture.
Two-Face flips his coin and then aims his pistol at Raven who is unaware, due to her restraining of Penguin. Two-Face is about to fire when Robin breaks his arm and judo flips him into Mr Zsaz, taking them both out. He is forced to gracefully back-flip away from machine gun fire by Deathstroke. Kid Flash runs forward punching Deathstroke in the side of the head, sending the villain flying through a wall and out of of the building. Kid Flash then runs forward tripping up Riddler and twisting Mr Freeze's gun around so that Mr Freeze immobilises himself.
Harley Quinn bursts into the building accompanied by a handful of dangerous Arkham inmates. Scarecrow is thrown out a window by Wonder Girl. Starfire and Kid Devil plough through a ton of inmates and Blue Beetle takes down Firefly from behind with an electrical charge.
"GET OUT OF HERE, THERE ARE TOO MANY" Cyborg shouts as he smashes Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee together and throws them at Hush.
Cyborg overrides the Titans computer systems and teleports the Teen Titans away to the Hall of Justice. Beastboy changes from a stampeding elephant, back to his human form shouting "NOOO, VIC!" as he is teleported away.
Arkham inmates swarm upon Victor Stone as he blasts Killer Croc, Solomon Grundy and Killer Moth away with sonics. A gunshot from Harley Quinn clips his shoulder and Clayface begins to smother him in a mass of mud. Cyborg screams out "TITANS COMPUTER OVERRIDE. SELF DESTRUCT.....NOW!!!"
Victor disappears under a pile of Gotham's villains as the tower explodes.
In New York, the Rogues surround the JSA's base.....
Part 7 (The JSA and Outsiders vs The Rogues.) coming soon....
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Part 7
The JSA and Outsiders vs The Rogues
At the fortress of solitude, a grieving Supergirl tends to Superman's body. The final resting place of Kal El is the healing chamber that was used to restore him to life after his initial confrontation with Doomsday.
"It's no use Kara. He's gone. I'm sorry." Batman states abruptly.
"Maybe so Bruce, but this will provide a fitting resting place." She responds.
Before leaving, Batman turns to her. "Under a red sun, you're powerless. I suggest you remain here with....Clark. It's for your own safety."
In New York the JSA are about to heed several distress calls from across the globe. With Superman's death and a red sun casting a crimson tone to everything, villains across the planet have become bolder and consequently, more dangerous.
Before they can leave, Jay Garrick holds up a hand to stop them. He pauses for a second and looks around. "Wait. They're already here, to stop us."
At that moment, Zoom appears in several different places in the building, due to his incredible speed. He punches Jay through a wall. Jay unsteadily gets to his feet and looks up to see Captain Boomerang ready to attack. Stargirl flies forward, hitting Captain Boomerang across the face with her staff, she then knocks him to the ground with an energy blast.
Mirror Master uses the reflection on Hawkman's mace to punch Hawkman, stunning Carter. Atom Smasher is frozen to the spot by Captain Cold, but increases his size, immediately breaking free. Captain Cold fires numerous blasts at Jay Garrick, who weaves in and out of sight at Super speed, eventually using his helmet to take the brunt of Cold's blast and punching the villain at super speeds. Captain Cold is sent flying back into Heatwave, bowling them over.
Zoom punches Alan Scott numerous times before he can react, causing Alan to collapse to the floor, battered. Zoom then moves onto Jesse who at first is able block punch after punch and return with an uppercut to Zoom's jaw but she is unable to maintain the same speed and Zoom trips her up before throwing her through a window. Mirror Master appears in one of the shards, emerging only to punch Liberty Bell to make sure she stays down.
Weather Wizard's lightning meets Hawkman's mace and Mr Terrific and Wildcat are forced to scatter from a blast from Heatwave. Zoom picks up Mr Terrific and throws him into Dr Midnite, who was previously locked in combat with Trickster.
It appears the Rogues have all but defeated the JSA until the roof bursts open and the Outsiders pour into the battle. Metamorpho turns his body into a cloud of knockout gas that surrounds Zoom. Zoom waves his hands at super speeds attempting to blow the gas away, however Metamorpho turns his form into hardened rock, collapsing on Zoom, knocking him unconscious. Dr Midnite punches the gun from Heatwave's hand and then kicks him across the face, sending the villain shattering through a window Mirror Master was about to flee through.
Katanna leaps forward cutting Captain Cold's hand off. The hand drops to the floor still holding the gun and the villain screams in writhing agony until Thunder knocks him out. Black Lightning and Weather Wizard are locked in a duel of lightning, neither side yielding until Weather Wizard creates a mini storm that sends Black Lightning flying across the room and through a wall where he lands in the garden outside. Geo Force uses his Gravity manipulation to pin Weather Wizard and the remaining Rogues to the ground. Alan Scott binds them in emerald chains and Metamorpho knocks them out.
Both teams are about to congratulate each other on a job well done when a distress signal from Martian Manhunter alerts them to the fact that Luthor approaches the Hall of Justice, super-powered, and accompanied with an army of villains and the intention to destroy Earth's heroes once and for all!
Part 8/The Penultimate chapter (JLA vs Luthor's Team) coming soon.....
In the Fortress of Solitude, Batman uses a Kryptonian communications machine in order to reach J'onn J'onnz, requesting an immediate teleport. Before J'onn can respond, a rocket hits the screen, causing it to explode. The force of the explosion sends Batman flying back through the air and hitting the ground hard. Supergirl screams and runs to Batman. The Joker stands atop a large crystal, high above the heroes, holding a rocket launcher.
"HELLO BATSY! Lexy knew you would be here if you weren't at the cave! He didn't want you to miss out on the fun, so he sent me for you. Aren't you lucky?" Joker laughs and fires more rockets, causing Batman to push Supergirl away before he is consumed by another explosion. Crystals fall everywhere and water begins to pour into the fortress as the explosions melt the snow outside. Batman runs between the crystals, dodging explosions.
At the JLA satellite Watchtower, Firestorm looks between the red sun and Earth. His mouth curls into a smile. He flies out into space and confronts the Green Lanterns who are about to enter Earth's atmosphere, in order to join the fight. Firestorm explains his plan.
"But this could kill you! The effort alone could destroy you!" Hal gasps.
"If there's the slightest chance it could work, it's worth taking." Firestorm then flies away from the Green Lanterns.
Hal looks up at the hero as he flies into the heart of the red sun.
"OK GLs. You heard the man. TO THE FORTRESS!"
At the hall of Justice, many heroes make their last stand, ready to fight Luthor and his villainous army. The roof of main entrance hall bursts open and Luthor flies in, his armour glowing, leading an army of villains.
Wally West runs through the army, ploughing into Bane and using Bane's momentum to bowl over Dr Light and slams into Giganta ankle, causing her to topple into a crowd of villains. Wonder Woman flies straight into Luthor whereby she repeatedly punches him. Luthor responds by grabbing her and throwing her over his head, into Captain Marvel. Martian Manhunter wraps himself around Luthor and begins a telepathic attack. Luthor writhes in agony for a few seconds but manages to muster enough energy to respond with his armours flame thrower. Red Tornado and Hawkgirl pick up Gorilla Grodd and throw him through a wall. Green Arrow and Black Canary dodge blasts from Killer Frost until Green Arrow responds with an incendiary arrow. Cheetah and Vixen square off, both channeling feline attributes, clawing at each others backs. Captain Atom blasts Felix Faust from behind.
Dr Psycho is punched to the ground by Aquaman who then turns around and kicks Ocean Master in the face. Robin and Starfire attack Dr Light with a double punch. He lands next to an unconscious Dr Fate. Luthor spars with Captain Marvel. Cap punches Luthor again and again and again, finishing with an uppercut. It weakens Luthor's personal force field but Luthor manages to push Cap away with an energy blast.
In the heart of the sun, Firestorm generates his matrix, slowly converting the red sun back to its previous form. He lets out a massive cry before exploding. His power covers the entire sun. For a split second the red sun turns a brilliant white before quickly reverting back to it's proper state. At the North pole, hundreds of feet above the fortress, the GLs generate a gigantic green magnifying glass. The yellow rays of the sun are concentrated into the fortress.
Inside the fortress. Batman struggles to get to his feet. He is helped up by Supergirl, who is kicked aside by Joker. Joker then points a comically large pistol at Batman's head, laughing. his laughter dies as the whole fortress is flooded with brilliant sunlight. It pours into every room. It washes over Superman's still body in the Kryptonian healing chamber. It washes over Supergirl. With renewed strength and seizing the distraction, Batman grabs Jokers gun and pulls it away from his face. He then throws a batarang into Jokers face and pulling out a taser, hits the Clown Prince of Crime in the stomach with it.
Supergirl feels her power returning. Filled with hope, she flies into the Kryptonian healing chamber. Superman's body has disappeared....
At the hall of Justice, Dr Light is hit by Steel's hammer, but Steel is blasted through a wall by Luthor. Wonder Woman barely stands, holding a defeated Circe in one hand, Cheetah in the other. Luthor hits her with a backhanded swipe, knocking her out. Atom is stepped on by Metallo who is electrocuted by Black Lightning. Black Lightning has his arms broken by Luthor. Luthor's force field protects him from Dr Mid Nite's kicks and Mr Terrific T-spheres. He grabs hold of Alan Scott's emerald rope and swings Alan into the standing JSA members. Only Aquaman, Booster Gold and Plastic man are still standing. Luthor cuts them down simultaneously with an energy blast that arcs around the room. His Anti-Monitor armour is pulsating from the battle effort.
Luthor stands amongst the defeated and unconscious heroes, the only villain still standing he shouts out. "IS THERE NOBODY LEFT WHO CAN STOP ME? IS MY PLAN FINALLY COMPLETE, HAVE I FINALLY DESTROYED THE CONCEPT OF "HERO"???? WHO CAN STOP ME NOW????"
Luthor's answer comes in the form of a shadow that blocks out what Luthor now realises to be yellow sunlight. A caped figure floats several feet above Luthor, the sun behind him, silhouetting the last hero standing. Luthor squints and makes out an "S" shield on his chest. Luthor mouths "Oh no."
"This is a job for Superman."
Part 9/The Final Chapter (Superman vs Lex Luthor) coming soon.......
A shadow blocks out what Luthor now realises to be yellow sunlight. A caped figure floats several feet above Luthor, the sun behind him, silhouetting the last hero standing. Luthor squints and makes out an "S" shield on his chest. Luthor mouths "Oh no."
"This is a job for Superman."
Superman flies down into Luthor at super speeds. He sends the villain crashing into the ground creating a large crater. Superman punches Luthor in the gut twice before hitting him with an uppercut, knocking Luthor back. Luthor's personal force field, generated by the Anti-Monitor suit, cracks for the merest of moments under the pressure of Superman's blows but ultimately holds. Luthor attempts to respond with a punch of his own but Wonder Woman, down but not out, grabs Luthor's fist stopping him. Aquaman and Flash, despite their injuries, hold back Luthor's other arm and Martian Manhunter, slowly getting to his feet, hits Luthor from behind with his Martian vision. Luthor fires an omnidirectional blast, sending the heroes flying back.
"NO!!!!" He shouts, pointing at Superman. "I'M BETTER THAN YOU! I'M BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!" Luthor then takes off towards the sun, Superman flies in pursuit. Luthor meets a wall of Green Lanterns who had just resurrected Superman, high above the North Pole. Hundreds of GL ring blasts hit Luthor who flies straight through them, knocking Green Lanterns aside. He grabs Hal by the throat, threatening to suffocate the Green Lantern, despite his force field.
"I'll reactivate the Mageddon device I placed in the heart of the sun. When it destroys the sun, your universe will fall and with the destruction of Earth 1, the Multiverse will implode!" Luthor snarls. "IF I CAN'T BE IN CHARGE, NOBODY CAN!"
Hal responds. "Luthor, you idiot. Your plan has fallen apart. The sun not only provides life to everyone on Earth, now it's back to it's proper form, it strengthens the most powerful man on the planet."
Hal's statement is proven by Superman, who catches up with Luthor, grabs him by the ankle and throws him back down towards Earth. Generating great speed and flames licking at his armour as he reenters the atmosphere, Luthor plummets towards the fortress of Solitude.
In the fortress, the Joker falls back after being electrocuted. He reaches for his rocket launcher and fires a rocket at Batman. Batman bends backwards, falling over as the rocket soars over the Dark Knight and hits a crystal wall, exploding and shattering it. Massive crystal shards rain down, a large piece bouncing off the side of Batman's cowl, knocking him to the ground. Batman looks up to see the Joker pointing his rocket launcher directly at his face. Joker's concentration turns into a smile that quickly fades as he realises Supergirl is stood behind Batman. The Joker is hit by a punch from Supergirl that knocks the monster through three walls before he lands sprawled across the floor, unconscious, with several broken ribs and three broken limbs. The impact breaks some of the foundations for the giant statues of Jor-El and Lara. The two statues shake.....
Supergirl picks up Luthor's descent with her super hearing and in less than a second, picks up Batman and removes him from Luthor's path as Lex crashes through the ceiling and lands in the heart of the fortress. Supergirl flies forward unloading her heat vision on Luthor who attempts to block with his hands. Luthor fires an energy blast at Kara that knocks her out. Superman flies through the hole in the fortress created by Lex and uses his freeze breath to try and immobilise the villain, but to no effect. Luthor takes numerous punches at Superman who dodges with his speed and responds with his own punches that finally cracks the Anti-monitor armour. A batarang lodges itself in one of the cracks and explodes, widening it. Superman pours his heat vision into the gap. For the merest of moments Luthor's battle armour throbs and glows, before exploding.
The explosion knocks Superman and Batman back, Batman is stunned. The statues of Superman's parents begins to lean over, ready to topple. Luthor crawls out of the remains of his armour, battered and beaten and reaching for a teleport device. Before his hands can close around the device, Superman's foot steps on Luthor's hand crushing it. Luthor looks up to see Superman bearing over him.
"Enough, Lex, Enough. You know my weakness but your Kryptonite was much more obvious. You're jealous of me. You let it get in the way of all the good you could have done. You let it obstruct and destroy everything you value and many things valued by others. It's cost too many lives. But no more. I've realised what I need to say, after all these years.
Lex Luthor, I forgive you."
Lex is shocked beyond words.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! AAAAAAARGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Lex's expression of fear quickly turns to rage as he withdraws a shard of Kryptonite and leaps at Superman. The two men struggle as the sharp, emerald death dances before Superman's chest, being slowly pushed closer by Luthor. The Statues of Jor-El and Lara finally fall down as Superman and Luthor struggle over the Kryptonite. The large stone monuments land on top of Superman and Luthor.
Superman bursts through the statues. He pulls them both up and drags them away from Luthor. Lex Luthor lies half buried by rubble, a large, sharp piece of Kryptonite sticks out from his chest, shoved into the villain by the collapse of the statues. He is dead.
Superman throws his cape over the remains of his arch-nemesis. "I gave you every chance......" The man of steel mutters under his breath.
Lex Luthor receives a single obituary in the Daily Planet entitled "A Waste of Genius." The Memorial to Superman in Metropolis park is replaced with a golden statue of Firestorm and of the Freedom Fighters. Underneath Firestorm's statue a plaque commemorates his sacrifice....
"The true concept of HERO is not gained through power or theft but earned through Sacrifice."
Just to stir up the fanboys: Thanos vs. Worldbreaker Hulk!
Bruce Banner was just having an ordinary day (or as ordinary as it got for him), when suddenly he was teleported away from Earth and found himself materializing on an unknown planet.
"What-what's going on?" The confused scientist said, attempting to take in his new surroundings.
"Simple," a voice answered him. "I have heard many who have been speaking of a recent increase in your power, and I wish to test it for myself."
Bruce turned and was suddenly filled with dread as he recognized the source of the voice. There in front of him stood the Mad Titan and Avatar of Death, Thanos, one of the most deadly opponents Earth's heroes had ever faced.
"You want me to fight you?" Bruce asked. "Why should I?"
"Is your survival sufficient incentive?" The titan replied, as he fired a beam from his eyes that narrowly and deliberately missed Banner, destroying some rock behind him.
"Alright then, you asked for it!" Bruce said, as his body began to transform into the familiar green goliath. He threw a punch, but Thanos dodged it and flipped the Hulk over his back. As the mutated behemoth got back on his feet, Thanos sneered at him.
"Stop smiling, purple face! Hulk smash you!"
The next blow was also easily deflected by the Mad Titan, as he counterattacked with a punch that sent the Hulk sprawling back across the landscape.
"This is not the personality I was hoping to face," he said, as casually as if he were simply playing a game. "Perhaps I should inform you that, save for you and I, this entire star system is uninhabited? You have no reason to hold back here."
"Hulk not holding back!" The green monster replied, leaping at Thanos, but a strong right hook from the Titan stopped him cold.
"Oh, but you are. You just don't realize it. Perhaps I can find another way to motivate you."
With that, Thanos sent a telepathic command to his orbiting starship, which activated its teleportation beam and retrieved a certain human from Earth, who materialized right in the hands of Thanos, as he held her by her throat.
"Betty!" The Hulk screamed, becoming enraged at the sight. However, he wasn't the only one. To Thanos' surprise, the woman's skin began turning red, and she became much more muscular, until she actually broke free of the Titan's grip and punched him in the face, staggering him slightly.
"Hmm. This is unexpected," he said.
"Didn't your mother ever tell you not to pick on girls?" Betty asked, coordinating with her husband to launch a two-pronged attack on the purple creature.
"I'm afraid I killed her before she could impart that particular nugget of wisdom to me," Thanos said, grinning sadistically. "But I have no time to waste with you. Now die!"
With that, a beam of blue energy was emitted from the Titan's palm, striking Betty in the stomach, and sending her reeling backwards. In an instant, Thanos was next to her, and began beating her to death with repeated hammer blows from his fists.
"Get away from her!" The Hulk yelled, now transformed into his more powerful Green Scar persona. He delivered a double-handed smash to the Titan, knocking him aside, as he leaned down to inspect his fallen wife.
"He... hits... pretty hard..." she said, gasping for breath as she coughed up blood with every syllable.
"It's okay, I'll beat this clown and then we can get you to a doctor," the Hulk said, attempting to cover some of her wounds.
"I'm afraid it's too late for that," Thanos replied, now back on his feet and none the worse for wear. "But just to make sure,"
His eyes glowed and he fired two beams of energy, which hit the Red She-Hulk directly in the forehead, ending any hope of saving her life.
The Hulk let her head, which he had been supporting with one hand, fall to the ground, as pure rage entered his eyes. "You monster! You killed her!"
"Yes, yes, that's what I want to see! Get angry!" Thanos replied with twisted satisfaction. "Show me the legendary Worldbreaker!"
Hulk responded by simply letting out a scream of primal rage, as massive amounts of gamma energy emitted from his body. The ground around them started to shake, and the entire planet could feel the Hulk's fury.
"You want the Worldbreaker? You've got him!" He yelled, as he charged at the Mad Titan at top speed and delivered his strongest punch. The entire planet exploded from the ferocity of the assault, sending chunks of rock the size of cities hurtling out into space at velocities approaching the speed of light.
When the dust cleared, there was only a scattering of debris to signify the world that was once there, along with the Hulk and the Titan, whose head had been knocked back and to the side by the punch. As the Hulk withdrew his fist, Thanos turned to face him again, a slight drip of blood running down his lips. He quickly wiped it off, and grinned again.
"Is that all you can muster, Worldbreaker? Honestly, I expected more."
The Hulk just screamed in rage, and used his legs to propel himself off a chunk of space rock, preparing for another assault on the Titan. But as he got within range, Thanos raised his hand to the Hulk's face, and the hand glowed with an unearthly light.
"You are beginning to bore me." He pronounced, as an enormous blast of cosmic power surged forth from it, sending the green behemoth flying backwards at incredible speeds. In fact, his speed did not slow as the deadly bolt pushed him directly toward the system's sun. It struck the star and exploded, causing an artificial supernova, with an expanding shockwave that began wiping out everything in the system.
Thanos teleported towards where the core of the star used to be, and in the diminishing plasma inferno, he found the body of the Hulk, beaten, bruised, bloodied, and unconscious. Raising a hand, he teleported his vanquished foe back to Earth, where he soon reverted to Bruce Banner. His injured body was soon discovered and taken for medical treatment.
Thanos sneered in triumph.
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Warning: Weird weird stuff happens here, you have been warned
When Gamma and Thunder Become One
Hulk and his equally powerful ally Thor battle fiercely to seal Void inside a dimensional rift opened by Reed Richards. Thor and Hulk were the only ones left capable of battling the beast on equal footing, and Richards was needed to seal the portal lest all life on Earth perish.
After seemingly hours, they managed to drive the beast to the edge of the portal. Thor and Hulk both realized that one more attack would surely send him careening into the portal, and they told Richards to seal the portal. Richards abliged, and soon afterwards a combination of a thunder clap and a hammer throw forced Void uncontrollably into it... but not before he managed to grab the two exhausted warriors and bring them with him to an empty dimension where they would surely meet death. The portal soon closed afterwards behind them.
Reed had tried to open his portal, but it would need repairs as it was only meant to be used once. His friends would need to fend for themselves as he worked on a way to open the portal again.
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Inside the portal Thor and Hulk both quickly realized that nothing was around and there was no reason to hold back anymore. While quickly tiring evermore, they shook the dimension with pure power and hatred of this black fiend. However, Void would not go quietly as he fought tooth and nail against the duo.
He was of course no match for them as they began to quickly start dismantling him piece by piece. For every limb he regrew, the duo would tear off 2. Even his superhuman ability to reform was being pushed to its brink, but he wasn't the only one. The Green Giant, and the Mulleted Blonde were being tasked by this as well, and they needed to end it fast, and it's a good thing Thor felt like showing off at that moment.
Thor had summoned up the biggest storm he could muster and unleashed storms upon the black being that had Hulk shaking in his aesthetically pleasing purple pants. When it was all over, the Void was no more.
Thor went to thank his companion for his help when they caught each other's eye longer than two heterosexual males should ever eyeball each other. The gaze was ended however when Thor noticed that the Hulk had staged his own fury in the form of a raging erection.
Thor being the nobleman he is told Hulk to "Say nothing" as he reached for Hulk's green giant.
"Hulk confused" the Hulk exclaimed. But this only ended with Thor roughly putting Hulk in a more advantageous position for his... hammer.
The ever seeing eyes of one would take notice...
This was only the beginning.
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For a week straight the duo had made love with enough force rivaling... nay surpassing their battle of the Void. The heavens shook as gamma, lightning and other fluids covered the field.
It was pure ecstasy for two bitter rivals such as these. But even these good times would not last as even Gods and Monsters have to rest.
Thor would wake first, and he wasted no time trying to subdue the Hulk one more time. As he tickled Hulk's feet to wake him up, a portal opened with prying eyes taking notice.
Reed had fixed his machine at a time when Thor and Hulk's clothes were nowhere in site. The entire Avengers, and Fantastic Four roster were standing in disgust. Thor, not noticing at first was initially saddened of being rescued, but had to act happy when he realized what it looked like.
Thor quickly told them of their clothes not being able to withstand the Void's fury, and how they were more worried about being rescued.
Reed and the others taking notice of what looked like fully intact armor and pants chose instead to "buy" Thor's story.
Thor not wanting to talk anymore about told them a celebration was in order. And that was most certainly the end of Thor and Hulk's venture into caverns best left unexplored... certainly!
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Later that night at the Avengers tower Thor called Hulk into the basement. He had planned to discuss with Hulk about how this could never get out.
"But Hulk think Hulk love you"
"I think I love thee too Hulk, and in a different Midgard, would even want to marry you. However, thine father would never allow this. No, stay thine tongue Hulk, please."
Hulk looked him in the eyes, and a tear came down his cheek. Thor not wanting to hurt Hulk all at once, had one more idea on his mind...
"But one more time face deep in thine anus shant hurt any."
Hulk was visibly happy.
And the eyes took notice again...
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"SACRILEGE!"
A scream was heard while Hulk was bareback on Thor, before a lightning bolt shot out of the sky that soon followed Odin.
"I thought Heimdall was yanking my penis when he exclaimed my soon to be bastard son was engaging in gay penis sex with this green moron!"
"Odin, just as you loved wenches and things with vaginas and boobs, I love this man and his powerful worldbreaker. Deep down I always knew. Why do you think mine hammer handle as always smelled of the dark caverns?"
"Enough! I will not have my son frolicking with men! You will come to Asgard this instant, and never return to this Hel hole!"
"And if not?"
"Then I will strike you down where you stand, and end Midgard!"
"...Aye, I will come, but know you have destroyed your son this day without using your powerful spear."
And in a flash of light, they were gone.
Hulk was once again alone.
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Many years had passed since Hulk's heart was broken. He went on to have his Banner aspect arise again. He went on never telling his friends how Thor really disappeared or how he really felt about it. No one would ever really know, except him, and the bottling of his emotions had almost driven him insane more than once.
One night in one of his nightly poetry, crying, and cutting sessions he had seen a flash of lightning strike a nearby abandoned construction site, along with the sounds he thought he heard of "Cum to me".
Could this be the love of his life returning to him? Could Thor really be here again? He would think of these questions as he jumped to the site.
Once there he found a man in a trenchcoat and no one else. He had thought he sorrow would continue to haunt him, but the man started to speak.
"Cum here you green bastard and give the God who made you scream louder than the thunder a hug!"
Hulk's heart skipped a beat, and he ran to Thor in pure joy with tears flowing out of his eyes and scooped him up kissing him all over.
"We don't have much time before my father finds out, and I want to test something on you."
But they were not quick enough.
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A blast of lightning shortly followed a scream as Odin found his son doing unspeakable things with Mjolnir and Hulk's rump.
"I'll have to burn that hammer" he thought to himself
"If you want to stay here with this green fairy and this backwards world, then you can burn with them!"
Odin readied a blast aimed at Thor while Thor stood firm ready to take it with no defense. Hulk noticed this and pulled Mjolnir out of himself and leapt in front of the way saving Thor.
Thor was in shock that his love would do this. He knelt down to the unconscious Hulk and kissed him on the forehead. He then asked for the power to do what needs to be done while wiggling Hulk's weiner. Then he exploded... in anger!
He charged at Odin with all his might after picking up his hammer, and Hulk awoke to see his furious attack in action.
"You one eyed bastard!" Thor screamed in a high pitched kid scream.
The resulting clash was so bright it looked like a second sun in the middle of the night across the entire world. Hulk watched as two charred husks fell from the sky. He rushed over to the one he recognized as Thor. With Thor's dying breath he stated:
"Hulk... know... that I'll always... be with you... in your heart..."
Hulk sobbed like a fat kid at this point in time, for it seems he was always destined to be alone.
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Many hours passed before Hulk stopped weeping. After he gathered some composure he looked over at Mjolnir and remembered that he was able to pick it out of his nether regions. He tried once again to pick it up, and he found that not only was he worthy of Thor's lustful eye, that he was worthy to pick up his hammer!
A flash of lightning came down on Hulk as he found himself newly dressed in hot pink spandex, and a leather jacket and leather biker hat.
But he vowed that he wouldn't be the God of Thunder... no, he would be the God of Understanding and Free Will that only one God before him knew of.
He would carry the memory of Thor around the globe without violence, only sassy arguments. He would put evil dooers in their place with a wrist slap.
He would change the world one bi-curious soul at a time.
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