Question for the ladies: What is it exactly that I do that makes me so irresistible? I'm looking for a specific answer; is it the cock, the balls, the charm, the wit, the money, or the brains? Perhaps an amalgamation of all of them?
Please tell.
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
Yeah, but girls usually don't put up with the bad boy for very long.
Generally speaking, girls want a guy who's a bit of both...tough, but still with a side of niceness to him. Who the holy hell wants a complete arseh*le?
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity...all it takes is a little push.
Last edited by Roulette on Jun 20th, 2006 at 10:28 AM
Gender: Unspecified Location: With Cinderella and the 9 Dwarves
Anyway, I was reading an article in the paper about Ted Bundy [the mass murderer] being on trial in Florida. In the article it said the courtroom was filled with women waiting to give him flowers, love letters and wedding ****ing proposals ... and I'm afraid to say that the first thing that entered my head was: 'And I'm not getting laid.' What am I doing wrong? I read another article, a woman is suing the state of Wisconsin. Here's why: She married a fella. He's on death row. Why is he on death row? He killed 8 women ... he has AIDS, and she's suing the state for rights of conjugal visits. And I'm afraid to say that the first thing that came to my head was: 'And I'm not getting laid.' OK, what exactly are you ladies looking for in a man here? They must have been heavy on the old sense of humour that you always talk about in your little women's polls. 'Ted Bundy, that old whip, he's hilarious. Some of the things Ted would do, he kills me. I overlooked the whole mass murder things 'cause he kept me in stitches.' It's just depressing. Michael Bolton, Garth Brooks, achey breaky ****ing dick this guy is, Ted Bundy getting wedding proposals. You know, we're ****ed up here. I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say: 'What a cute butt.' He's Satan. 'You don't know him like I do.' He's the Prince of Darkness. 'I can change him.'
What I got from that is that you want to ass-rape Satan. Is that right? Also, that your real name is Bill Hicks, and that you like cheese. Is there anything I've missed?
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
That's because I was stabbing a jellyfish in the stink-hole as I read that.
Distorted my vision, man. Distorted my vision.
__________________ Full fathom five thy father lies;
Of his bones are coral made;
Those are pearls that were his eyes:
Nothing of him that doth fade
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.
Strange how some men seem to think that all women in the world are the same, want the same, are turned on by the same things and look for the same.
__________________ "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."
-Voltaire
"That includes ruining Halloween because someone swallowed a Bible."
"I just thought you were a guy."
"... Most guys do."
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