Registered: Jul 2005
Location: Captain's Chair, CA
I've no doubt that a person of your low clearance and pay-grade would see what I said as being tomfoolery, but assure you it's 100% true.
Moderating all threats is part of my job, specifically posting here and the thousands of other websites and forums would be part of that job as well. I'll let you in on a little secret, 17 seconds before I typed the first letter to this reply I had killed seven hostiles, captured Class 11 intel, destroyed the prototype of what you'll likely hear about in the next 18 to 27 months as "Turbo Anthrax" and saved four innocents that had been marked as collateral damage. IMO, going above your mission is the only way to operate.
__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
Registered: Jul 2005
Location: Captain's Chair, CA
The CIA is currently working on a super-soldier program and is months away from human testing.Due to my flawless track record I'm currently at the top of the list, if I so choose. Though I can say this without pride or arrogance, I don't see how one can improve on perfection.
If you get an option for personal touches to your uniform, I suggest picking the Cap'n. The CIA can definitely shell out some of their precious nano-carbovibranium reserves for a shield. And possible cape.
__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
Registered: Jul 2005
Location: Captain's Chair, CA
Do me a favor and let them know that I'd like to donate 87.3% of my salary for the next 10 consecutive years to America's wounded troops and 12.6% to America's interracial orphans.
Not sure when I'll be stateside next and I'd hate to do something of this importance not in person or in person by proxy.
That was a test because I was trying to find out if you are lying. Although I highly doubt you are telling the truth about typing that reply 17 seconds after a mission and it is also highly unlikely that you counted 17 seconds. I think I trust you are In with the CIA. Congrats on your previous mission accomplishments sir. I just passed green team I'm still shooting to make it to such a prestigious position as you.
Did you know I once played baseball and the ball went right over my head?
__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
Gays are too valuable in keeping America safe to keep at the CIA. They're deep field operatives who work in hostile territory, seducing and converting the enemy, making them too sexed/AIDS'd up to fight.
__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
"The Daemon lied with every breath. It could not help itself but to deceive and dismay, to riddle and ruin. The more we conversed, the closer I drew to one singularly ineluctable fact: I would gain no wisdom here."
Don't try to downplay the truth, you CommuNazi terror-hippie.
__________________ Recently Produced and Distributed Young but High-Ranking Political Figure of Royal Ancestry within the Modern American Town Affectionately Referred To as Bel-Air.
Oct 7th, 2012 10:21 AM
