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Koala MeatPie
Tonk's Husband
Registered: Jun 2003
Location: Cute And Fluffy In My Tummy
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Review - The Alphabet of Manliness - Maddox
Those of you with an un opened sense of humour, skip this one.
http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com/
Why? Take this line as an Example:
"The baby seemed like he was loving [the hot sauce] at first, but suddenly he started crying, so I did what I always do when babies cry: I put him in the garbage can. His mom started yelling and screaming, then she tried to punch me, so I stepped to the side and she accidentally tripped and fell down four flights of stairs, and then she accidentally got peed on."
Or:
"My next door neighbor is a *****. She has a stupid son who keeps comming back home no matter how many times I jump out of the bushes and scare him,"
If you liek maddox's Webpage (www.maddox.xmission.com) This book is for you.
If you ever got insulted or offedned or find Maddox to be a jerk, you're an idiot.
maddox's humour is to take a form of logic, saying, anything, bring it to an extream just to show how stupid the enitre logic is, like his famous Suicide Essay.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=suicide
This book is only form men like lesbian porn is only for women.
It is HILARIOUS.
Among other things it teachs you:
How to Drop Kick somebody in the face
How to Sneak a grope on Women.
How to be a man.
Tuker Max said it best:
"Maddox's Father was the freak who took cannon balls int he chest in freak shows, His mother was broken shards of glass"
This book is soo manly, it needs to be shaved.
As it says in the forward:
"If you're standing around the bookstore with your thumb up your ass wondering why somebody would have a Man punching a gorilla on the cover of a book, this book isn't for you. Kindly put it down and get the f°ck out of the store"
Not much of a review, but you get the idea.
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Jul 16th, 2006 05:44 AM |
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Dreampanther
We all face the reaper.
Registered: Nov 2004
Location: On a rock, floating through space..
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Thank you, thank you, thank you: It's brilliant!
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May all your dreams come true - except for one.
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Jul 19th, 2006 11:24 AM |
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Azure
Your socks taste good...
Registered: Sep 2005
Location: playing with your organs
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I know this is random and no one knows me, but my goal is to spread the word.......there will be a Dragonlance movie in 2007! (don't bother flaming me, because will most likely never see it)
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click this to get a free pass to the Abyss...
...I eat bunnies for breakfast...
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Jul 26th, 2006 09:09 PM |
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R.F.
Redgis Filaro
Registered: Jun 2006
Location: Cibola
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I went on the Best Page in the Universe, and it was hilarious! Thanks for telling people about it!
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Find me a better comedian than Dane Cook, and I will give you a million dollars.
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Aug 15th, 2006 01:16 AM |
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jaden101
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Registered: Feb 2005
Location: North PhiladelphiaAccount Restricted
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hahaha...maddox is class...think i'll have to get this one
if you like his stuff you should get "**** out teenage terror totty" by steven wells
this explains it
"Princess Diana repeatedly resurrected and then ritually slaughtered to satisfy the angst-lust of the drug-addled British public, with the government kidnapped by revenge-crazed Yorkshire miners and with an increasingly insane God gearing for Armageddon, the scene is set for Justine Justice and her top terrorist chums to persecute their insane jihad against the SAS, vegetarians, road protesters, serious novelists, rave music and the cabal of evil dog-molesting Tory vampires who secretly rule the world."
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Aug 17th, 2006 11:11 AM |
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Redgis Filaro
Registered: Jun 2006
Location: Cibola
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In a bizare way, Maddox reminds me of Dane Cook...
(For those of you who don't know who Dane Cook is, he's a comedian)
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