I think I would melt too... Or go mad... ...Ummm... Even more mad... This is me on a GOOD day. That's what the nice men in the white coats tell me when they give me my medicine. They're nice... ...They told me I was crazy once... They told me the voices aren't normal... I told them the voices were funny! And they gave me good advice! They were the ones who told me to light the fires! When I told the doctors about the voices telling me to do that, they gave me new pills... They didn't taste good... Neither did the pills...
They told me I was crazy...
Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! They put me a hole! I died there! Then the worms came! Worms? I hate worms! They drive me crazy!
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You know... I just skimmed that last paragraph and caught three things out of it: Apparently you're crazy (that's kinda of apparent) there are worms and you are stuck in a hole. Obviously, you have lots and lots of time on your hands... and I've officially realized something... I type really really slow...
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But the voices in the darkness told me to SHARE the Koolaide!!! They also told me that nothing says "Ooopsie-daisies!" like a wall of fire. That would be fun... I've never seen a wall of fire...
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One time (at band camp!) my friend was sleeping over (yeah, I know, we still do sleepovers!) and we were up reeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaally late, and she started freaking out, and she kept saying she could hear people talking, and she started getting scared. so I told her, that my house was haunted, and that it happens every night, so she started getting scared. and then I told her that the Gargoyles keep the evil spirits away, and that was why i have so many Gargoyles in my room (I like the show too) so then she started getting even more scared......and then a looooonnnnngggg silence started, and then she shreiked, and started screaming, and saying they were calling her name, but really it was just me, and then she asked me why she never heard it before, and I said it was because she was just stupid. and so we stayed up all night, and in the morning I told her that the "Voices From the Abyss" go away when you hold a Furbie, hop around three times, and say "I'm a monkey, and I smell like a skunky!" so she did, and I got it on video tape!
Great Takhisis, HAVE MERCY ON HER SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought I was crazy, but that just beats it all... One time I freaked out my little brother by saying someone had been murdered in his room before we moved in, and that was why we got our hose so cheap. He actually believed me, and he was 11 years old at the time. He wouldn't go near his room again untill my parents paid him 10 dollars. I got in trouble, but it was worth it to see the look on his face.
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I told my sister that I was an agent of Her Dark Majesty and I had came to take her soul to be tortured in the Abyss... She had no idea what I was talking about...
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Awesome! My sister (Kaitlinhoff age 9) plays a make believe game with me and my cousin and my dog and my lizard and her hampster. my lizard is Feildez, Destroyer of Planets, the hampster is Saide, Smasher of Lawn Gnomes, my dog is Dark Empress Hagia Sophia, my sis is a kender cleric of Takhisis, I am a Black Robed Elf Mage (hence the name Azure and all that bneath my name) and my cousin, Willow, is my apprentice. We are a big loving family!! *sarcasum*
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Aug 25th, 2006 04:23 PM
This is me on a GOOD day. That's what the nice men in the white coats tell me when they give me my medicine. They're nice... ...They told me I was crazy once... They told me the voices aren't normal... I told them the voices were funny! And they gave me good advice! They were the ones who told me to light the fires! When I told the doctors about the voices telling me to do that, they gave me new pills... They didn't taste good... Neither did the pills... 
help me make one! 
It's been consumed by Randomness...
