I would kill Current Wolverine off by revealing that for the last 16 years Wolverine has actually been a cosmic being who was mindwiped by Prof. X into thinking he was Wolverine to join the X-men to give them more power.
The real Wolverine was put into a state of suspended animation by the Shi'ar Empire as a favor to Prof. X
Kitty finds out about this, by finding a hidden diary message on Prof.X's computer. Kitty then calls the FF and the Avengers (she is to worried to tell her teammates because "wolverine" may kill her). The FF goes into Space to get Wolveirne out of his catatonic prison, while the Avengers confront Prof. X.
Prof. X then reveals that the "cosmic being" is actually a mutant with the power to alter reality and was Wolverine's biggest fan. He was such a fan that he wanted to be Wolverine and make him known as an unstoppable force. The mutant was known as Elliot Boggs "AKA: Magician", who gave Prof. X the choice to either help him with his plan or he would destroy the X-men. Fearing Magician's powers (who is invulnerable to telepaths), Prof. goes along with this.
The Avengers and the X-men then confront "Wolverine", who then begins to take down the heros. Soon the FF arrive with Wolverine who is still in shock from being relased from, his prison. However even with the aid of the FF, the three teams still fall before, the Magician.
Then when all seems lost, Wolverine comes out of his shock and shows up ready to fight (In his old school brown costume!).
Elliot is relentless to prove that he is the "real" Wolverine so he decides to fight Logan in h2h. Although, Logan puts up a good fight he is still no match for his power.
Then when Elliot is about to kill Wolverine, Logan makes a quick speech about how rather than worshiping heros we should admire what they did, and use that to make ourselves better people rather than try to become them.
Elliot then reverts to his real form once again "he changed himself to look like Wolverine while fighting Logan" and admits he was wrong. Elliot is then sitting on his knees on the ground moping, as he has taken away his own powers and made himself vulnerable.
Logan then stabs Elliot in the chest and says "Yeah you were, bub".
Logan then goes on his own to rediscover the MU and fix his reputation and image.
Something like this...but done by the maddest Hulk ever. The type of mad he'd be after making the worlds tallest card tower then Logan knocks it over...
(actually, I don't really hate Wolverine that much, just hate what he's become)
Oh and I know you have used it as evidince before however im not going to waste my time looking through old arugments to prove you wrong, because I really dont need to.
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Flash to be running at top speed and gets his head cut-off by a mono filament wire and with his head traveling multiples the speed of light hit Superman in the head which cause him to go psycho and kill himself.
I don't hate many characters, if any at all... but i do dislike Wolverine... quite a bit... i always have, even before it became cool to hate logan...
To kill him? I'd have him go up against someone who just completely schools him and takes him down with little effort... like that scene in equilibrium when christian bale fights taye diggs... a big build up and then bale puts him down like an amateur... that kind of fight...
id like to see thanos try to get the powers of galactus or eternity or whoever then in the end when thanos loses that power galactus would look at him with a totally P.O.d look and blast him intill there was nothing left he'd say death may not take you but oblivion still waits.
captian american would bust in on some super powerful villains team like loki and such and such they'd look at him and shoot him in the head and say who was that i uno always a freak or two in NY
I can easily see why people can hate characters that make other characters look bad, ie people with jobber auras.
But why hate a character that doesn't have said aura?
Cap America.
He gets impaled on the Kittian Flag. Anally.
Wolverine.....Magneto hurls him into the sun, and the pressure and heat wipes the skeleton clean. No regeneration without blood.
Thanos - Galactus scatters him to the cosmic winds with a thought. And inhales Skreet.
Superman - Jonn beats the everloving shit out of him.
Using strategic split second phasing, Martian Vision, psyblasts and hardcore fisticuffs simultaneously.
If Superman can do it, his better should be able to as well.
But he doesn't kill Superman. He just does this, to humble his fans.
Cuz i actually like Superman.
Jason Todd - Cassandra splits his wig.
Sentry - Thor absorbs his powers, and then farts on him. Bob dies.
Jean Grey - Cyclops finds out about her secret affair with the runt.
He puts her on blast, tearing her down mentally and emotionally.
Tells her to off herself.
Realizing that she finally lost the one guy who truly understood her and over a hairy stocky runt, she complies.
Cyclopes= Someone positions mirrors just right and he fires off a optic blast that ricochets right up his own ass....
Jean Grey= Actually staying dead for once, dosnt matter how it happens.....
Cap= Thor already did it once, disintegrate his precious shield with a Odin force blast with him behind it, just without reversing time.....
Supes= RTK blinking him out of existence just like Mangog, right after shoving a kryptanite broohhandle up his ass ........
I would clone Wolverine 5 times...With adamantium...
Then enrage 5 characters...
Doomsday
Rune King Thor
Superboy Prime
Black Adam
Sentry
All to bloodlust mode....Set up 5 fights...1 vs. 1 and kill Wolverine in the most brutal way...5 ****ing times....And if he comes back somehow then kill him again And he will die once...Then comes the next fight...
I'd like all of Flash's foes - Gorilla Grodd, Captain Boomerang, Mirror Master, blah blah blah - I'd like them all to put up the fight that they would put up if the comic were realistic: die in a microsecond.
IMO Beta Ray Bill is the symbol for crap unoriginal writing. I mean what the **** was his creator thinking.
*Writer* 'Shit i can't think of any ideas'
*Village Idiot* 'Why don't you give some other guy the power of Thor, U could then have him fight Thor, '
*Writer* 'I dunno the whole Clone thing has been done a lot .... Although i could change his 1 dimensional personality and revamp the whole idea of the Thor mythos, eventually replacing the original Thor with a far superior character'
*Village Idiot* 'Nah **** that, ... just make him an over sized Donkey with an 'Attitude'
The question is ..... How do u and everyone else on this forum actually like Beta Ray Bill ? Is it because he blew up a planet or something ?
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