Johnny: ok heres the plan.
Keira: Right.
Johnny: we march right in ted and terrys office, bang the door, jump on them and tie them up
Keira: meanwhile ill smack them senseless
Johnny: and we'll ask why they cant make a proper ending for jack and liz
Keira: Yeah!! And we'll make them have a jack/liz sex scene too!!
Johnny:...Keira, this is Disney
Keira:Well still!! More Jack/Liz scenes and more kissing with extra tongue! Disney Style
Johnny:..hopeless
Jack: What about me!! I play an important character here too!!
Johnny: you play norrington big deal.
Jack: I dont play the character for the movie I play it for the ladies. They dig my pirate, rouguish looks..oh yeah..*pss* thats hot.
Keira:..whats your purpose here jack..?
Jack: I have been listening to rumors and people who somewhat have access to the the script which I dont understand because im in this cast and even I dont know the ending and yet people are freeking out with no reason and they read and beleive in every spoiler they hear or read and-
Johnny and Keira: GET TO THE POINT!!
Jack: Im here because I refuse my character to die in this movie!! I want to live!! for the ladiess...yeaa...
Johnny: good enough. ok are we ready?
Keira: *Cocks machine gone* ready when you are!
***to be continued***
Gender: Female Location: 1431 Elm Street-in bed w/ Glen
lol,
my brother has the whole jack sparrow outfit, though i think he lost everthing but the bandana with braids, and the sword...not a real sword obviously but its really cute
**Continued**
Jack: Wait dont i get to have a weapon? *pouts*
Johny:*sighs* ok what do u want..
Jack: I want a samurai sword just like Kill Bill!!
Keira: what the hell is "Kill Bill"
Jack: omg gurl its like an awesome movie man with uma thurman. Its far out man!!
Johnny: ok ok ok shut up and take the sword!
Jack: With this sword i shall make history!! BWAHAHAHA!!
Keira:...are we done yet..
Johnny: come on lets go! Ready..set-
Orlando: WAIIIIIIT!!!
Johnny: Oh dear Lord free us from all annoying evil!!! What the bloody hell u want orlando!?
Orlando: I have somethings to say to ted/terry too!
Keira: like what! Its not enough that u interrupt every scene that I try to kiss johnny in?!?!?
Johnny/Jack/Orlando:.............
Keira: err I mean the Liz/Jack scenes!!
Orlando: Well im also gonna march in there and give them a thing or two! My character might be wimpi, he might be an eunich, but I will not stand this and-
Johnny: yea yea yea lets just get ted and terry already dammit!! Now on the count of three..1..2..3!!!
*smashes through the door*
**to be continued**
Ted: *jumps on terry* AAA*screams like a gurl* terroists!! hold me!! Bush, help us for the love of God!!
Terry: AA! Ted you need to loose some weight!!!
Johnny: Relax and no one gets hurt!
Orlando: AYE AVAST!!
Ted/Terry:....*Ted still holding on to Terry*
Johnny/Keira/Jack: Bloody Idiot.
*after tying Ted/Terry*
Terry: what the bloody hell is the meaning of all this?!
Keira: We're here to negotiate
Ted: by tying us up and at gun point?!
Jack: *ahem*
Ted: oh and also at sword point?..nice katana Jack.
Jack: you like it? Its from Kill Bill
Ted: oh man i love uma thurman!
Jack: Far out!! I love her shes so great-
Johnny: Guys!! Anyways, we are here to negotiate.
Terry: We're listening.
Keira:*cocks machine gun*....arent u forgetting to say something?
Terry: huh?
Keira: you're supposed to say "im listening intently"
Ted: Hey i want to say that!
Keira: no because i cocked the gun on Terrys throaght so hes supposed to say it
Ted: But thats not fair!!!
Johnny: ENOUGH!
Orland: *cries* Stop yelling!!
Johnny: We are here because our fans our complaining about the not possibility of a jack/liz relationship!
Keira: yea and no sex scenes?! What kind of movie is that?!
JOhnny/Orlando/Jack/ted/Terry:ITS DISNEY!!
KeiraO WHAT!!
Jack: your just a horny little gurl who has the mentality of a 13 year old
Keira: oh yea well norrington makes an ugly pirate
Jack: *gasp* you.take.that.BACK!
Keira:will not!
Jack:will too!!
Orlando: What about my character doesnt he make a hot eunich?!
Keira/Jack: Shut up!!
Johnny: *shoots up in the air thorugh the ceiling*
Orlando:*screams* u couldve killed a birdie!!
Johnny: Have you all bloody idiots forgotten what we are here for?!
**To be continued**
Jack: Oh right!! we're here because u want to kill norrie!! What would the ladies think!! especially a chick i know whos name is sailor leo..oh yea..
Keira: *smacks jack on the head* u ass!! try to concentrate!! and stop hitting on young chicks!!
Johnny: Anyways!! Ted and Terry, let me ask you something. What made DMC hit the billion mark.
Ted: oo oo oo i wanna answer that!!
Johnny: *sigh* yes Ted please answer
Ted: because the writers of this movie rocks, man!!
Johnny: well thats part of it.
Terry: because all the movies from this summer sucked and DMC happened to be the only one that was good.
Johnny:..uh
Keira: because of the jack/liz kiss u idiots!!
Ted/Terry: oooooohhhh...riiight
Keira: riiight.. so what do u guys think should happen in AWE!?
Orlando: I think Will should be the main character!
Johnny: shut up thats my job..
Orlando: no fair!! you get to wear eyeliner!!
Johnny: thats bc I look hot in it and if u wear it u'll look like michael jackson. Besides, maybeline made a great deal with me.
Terry:um excuse me guys/gurls whatever u guys are...can we get to the real point so we could continue writing!
**Naomi Harris walksin aka Tia Dalma**
Ted: aa Naomi thank heavens ur here!! These psyhos have tied us up and making complains about the movie!!
Naomi: oh yea?! I have complaints myself!
Terry: dear God...
Naomi: Yea how come my character has rotten teeth! I cant barelly breath in this damn corset! And whats up with my hair!! It looks like a crows nest!
Johnny: Naomi there are other better things to discuss than ur rotten teeth and other things i really dont want to know..eww*shivers*
**continue??**
Gender: Female Location: WheRe JacK is I'M There By His Side
ROFL....ROFL....ROFL....omg i think im gonna pee my pants...continue this is sooooooo FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!! !!! i'm cracking up sooo hard my stomach hurts!!
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Sep 30th, 2006 11:32 PM
O WHAT!!
