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Minie Mina
Lady Lara Croft

Gender: Female
Location: Look behind you, damnit!

Johnny: ok heres the plan.
Keira: Right.
Johnny: we march right in ted and terrys office, bang the door, jump on them and tie them up
Keira: meanwhile ill smack them senseless
Johnny: and we'll ask why they cant make a proper ending for jack and liz
Keira: Yeah!! And we'll make them have a jack/liz sex scene too!!
Johnny:...Keira, this is Disney
Keira:Well still!! More Jack/Liz scenes and more kissing with extra tongue! Disney Style
Johnny:..hopeless
Jack: What about me!! I play an important character here too!!
Johnny: you play norrington big deal.
Jack: I dont play the character for the movie I play it for the ladies. They dig my pirate, rouguish looks..oh yeah..*pss* thats hot.
Keira:..whats your purpose here jack..?
Jack: I have been listening to rumors and people who somewhat have access to the the script which I dont understand because im in this cast and even I dont know the ending and yet people are freeking out with no reason and they read and beleive in every spoiler they hear or read and-
Johnny and Keira: GET TO THE POINT!!
Jack: Im here because I refuse my character to die in this movie!! I want to live!! for the ladiess...yeaa...
Johnny: good enough. ok are we ready?
Keira: *Cocks machine gone* ready when you are!
***to be continued***


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mmoviejunkie
willywanka?johnny wanker!

Gender: Female
Location: 1431 Elm Street-in bed w/ Glen

haha, cocks machine gun...


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IheartPocky
Not a sausage..

Gender: Female
Location: Where I Am.

I want a sword...


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mmoviejunkie
willywanka?johnny wanker!

Gender: Female
Location: 1431 Elm Street-in bed w/ Glen

uh...why?


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IheartPocky
Not a sausage..

Gender: Female
Location: Where I Am.

Just cause.. WHY NOT!?!?!?


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Minie Mina
Lady Lara Croft

Gender: Female
Location: Look behind you, damnit!

sword kill bill style stick out tongue


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willywanka?johnny wanker!

Gender: Female
Location: 1431 Elm Street-in bed w/ Glen

lol,
my brother has the whole jack sparrow outfit, though i think he lost everthing but the bandana with braids, and the sword...not a real sword obviously but its really cute


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Minie Mina
Lady Lara Croft

Gender: Female
Location: Look behind you, damnit!

awe..i wish i had a jack sparrow outfit..id probably wear it to the university and work with it lool


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mmoviejunkie
willywanka?johnny wanker!

Gender: Female
Location: 1431 Elm Street-in bed w/ Glen

lol


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Minie Mina
Lady Lara Croft

Gender: Female
Location: Look behind you, damnit!

i dunno if i should continue the rp stick out tongue with jack , johnny, and keira lol


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mmoviejunkie
willywanka?johnny wanker!

Gender: Female
Location: 1431 Elm Street-in bed w/ Glen

you should!!


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Minie Mina
Lady Lara Croft

Gender: Female
Location: Look behind you, damnit!

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Chiki Mina
Johnny: ok heres the plan.
Keira: Right.
Johnny: we march right in ted and terrys office, bang the door, jump on them and tie them up
Keira: meanwhile ill smack them senseless
Johnny: and we'll ask why they cant make a proper ending for jack and liz
Keira: Yeah!! And we'll make them have a jack/liz sex scene too!!
Johnny:...Keira, this is Disney
Keira:Well still!! More Jack/Liz scenes and more kissing with extra tongue! Disney Style
Johnny:..hopeless
Jack: What about me!! I play an important character here too!!
Johnny: you play norrington big deal.
Jack: I dont play the character for the movie I play it for the ladies. They dig my pirate, rouguish looks..oh yeah..*pss* thats hot.
Keira:..whats your purpose here jack..?
Jack: I have been listening to rumors and people who somewhat have access to the the script which I dont understand because im in this cast and even I dont know the ending and yet people are freeking out with no reason and they read and beleive in every spoiler they hear or read and-
Johnny and Keira: GET TO THE POINT!!
Jack: Im here because I refuse my character to die in this movie!! I want to live!! for the ladiess...yeaa...
Johnny: good enough. ok are we ready?
Keira: *Cocks machine gone* ready when you are!
***to be continued***


**Continued**
Jack: Wait dont i get to have a weapon? *pouts*
Johny:*sighs* ok what do u want..
Jack: I want a samurai sword just like Kill Bill!!
Keira: what the hell is "Kill Bill"
Jack: omg gurl its like an awesome movie man with uma thurman. Its far out man!!
Johnny: ok ok ok shut up and take the sword!
Jack: With this sword i shall make history!! BWAHAHAHA!!
Keira:...are we done yet..
Johnny: come on lets go! Ready..set-
Orlando: WAIIIIIIT!!!
Johnny: Oh dear Lord free us from all annoying evil!!! What the bloody hell u want orlando!?
Orlando: I have somethings to say to ted/terry too!
Keira: like what! Its not enough that u interrupt every scene that I try to kiss johnny in?!?!?
Johnny/Jack/Orlando:.............
Keira: err I mean the Liz/Jack scenes!!
Orlando: Well im also gonna march in there and give them a thing or two! My character might be wimpi, he might be an eunich, but I will not stand this and-
Johnny: yea yea yea lets just get ted and terry already dammit!! Now on the count of three..1..2..3!!!
*smashes through the door*
**to be continued**


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mmoviejunkie
willywanka?johnny wanker!

Gender: Female
Location: 1431 Elm Street-in bed w/ Glen

lol!!!
continue!!!
i love it!!!!!!!

gosh i really wish i was on set with these guys to see how they really act with each other


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Minie Mina
Lady Lara Croft

Gender: Female
Location: Look behind you, damnit!

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Chiki Mina
**Continued**
Jack: Wait dont i get to have a weapon? *pouts*
Johny:*sighs* ok what do u want..
Jack: I want a samurai sword just like Kill Bill!!
Keira: what the hell is "Kill Bill"
Jack: omg gurl its like an awesome movie man with uma thurman. Its far out man!!
Johnny: ok ok ok shut up and take the sword!
Jack: With this sword i shall make history!! BWAHAHAHA!!
Keira:...are we done yet..
Johnny: come on lets go! Ready..set-
Orlando: WAIIIIIIT!!!
Johnny: Oh dear Lord free us from all annoying evil!!! What the bloody hell u want orlando!?
Orlando: I have somethings to say to ted/terry too!
Keira: like what! Its not enough that u interrupt every scene that I try to kiss johnny in?!?!?
Johnny/Jack/Orlando:.............
Keira: err I mean the Liz/Jack scenes!!
Orlando: Well im also gonna march in there and give them a thing or two! My character might be wimpi, he might be an eunich, but I will not stand this and-
Johnny: yea yea yea lets just get ted and terry already dammit!! Now on the count of three..1..2..3!!!
*smashes through the door*
**to be continued**


Ted: *jumps on terry* AAA*screams like a gurl* terroists!! hold me!! Bush, help us for the love of God!!
Terry: AA! Ted you need to loose some weight!!!
Johnny: Relax and no one gets hurt!
Orlando: AYE AVAST!!
Ted/Terry:....*Ted still holding on to Terry*
Johnny/Keira/Jack: Bloody Idiot.
*after tying Ted/Terry*
Terry: what the bloody hell is the meaning of all this?!
Keira: We're here to negotiate
Ted: by tying us up and at gun point?!
Jack: *ahem*
Ted: oh and also at sword point?..nice katana Jack.
Jack: you like it? Its from Kill Bill
Ted: oh man i love uma thurman!
Jack: Far out!! I love her shes so great-
Johnny: Guys!! Anyways, we are here to negotiate.
Terry: We're listening.
Keira:*cocks machine gun*....arent u forgetting to say something?
Terry: huh?
Keira: you're supposed to say "im listening intently"
Ted: Hey i want to say that!
Keira: no because i cocked the gun on Terrys throaght so hes supposed to say it
Ted: But thats not fair!!!
Johnny: ENOUGH!
Orland: *cries* Stop yelling!!
Johnny: We are here because our fans our complaining about the not possibility of a jack/liz relationship!
Keira: yea and no sex scenes?! What kind of movie is that?!
JOhnny/Orlando/Jack/ted/Terry:ITS DISNEY!!
KeiramessedO WHAT!!
Jack: your just a horny little gurl who has the mentality of a 13 year old
Keira: oh yea well norrington makes an ugly pirate
Jack: *gasp* you.take.that.BACK!
Keira:will not!
Jack:will too!!
Orlando: What about my character doesnt he make a hot eunich?!
Keira/Jack: Shut up!!
Johnny: *shoots up in the air thorugh the ceiling*
Orlando:*screams* u couldve killed a birdie!!
Johnny: Have you all bloody idiots forgotten what we are here for?!
**To be continued**


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mmoviejunkie
willywanka?johnny wanker!

Gender: Female
Location: 1431 Elm Street-in bed w/ Glen

lol, ahh you make 'em all sound so weird!!!
lol, i love it!!


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Minie Mina
Lady Lara Croft

Gender: Female
Location: Look behind you, damnit!

lol should i continue?


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mmoviejunkie
willywanka?johnny wanker!

Gender: Female
Location: 1431 Elm Street-in bed w/ Glen

YES!


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Minie Mina
Lady Lara Croft

Gender: Female
Location: Look behind you, damnit!

ok give me a sec lol i need to think on some more! i want ppl to read this too and se what they think!!


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Lady Lara Croft

Gender: Female
Location: Look behind you, damnit!

quote: (post)
Originally posted by Chiki Mina
Ted: *jumps on terry* AAA*screams like a gurl* terroists!! hold me!! Bush, help us for the love of God!!
Terry: AA! Ted you need to loose some weight!!!
Johnny: Relax and no one gets hurt!
Orlando: AYE AVAST!!
Ted/Terry:....*Ted still holding on to Terry*
Johnny/Keira/Jack: Bloody Idiot.
*after tying Ted/Terry*
Terry: what the bloody hell is the meaning of all this?!
Keira: We're here to negotiate
Ted: by tying us up and at gun point?!
Jack: *ahem*
Ted: oh and also at sword point?..nice katana Jack.
Jack: you like it? Its from Kill Bill
Ted: oh man i love uma thurman!
Jack: Far out!! I love her shes so great-
Johnny: Guys!! Anyways, we are here to negotiate.
Terry: We're listening.
Keira:*cocks machine gun*....arent u forgetting to say something?
Terry: huh?
Keira: you're supposed to say "im listening intently"
Ted: Hey i want to say that!
Keira: no because i cocked the gun on Terrys throaght so hes supposed to say it
Ted: But thats not fair!!!
Johnny: ENOUGH!
Orland: *cries* Stop yelling!!
Johnny: We are here because our fans our complaining about the not possibility of a jack/liz relationship!
Keira: yea and no sex scenes?! What kind of movie is that?!
JOhnny/Orlando/Jack/ted/Terry:ITS DISNEY!!
KeiramessedO WHAT!!
Jack: your just a horny little gurl who has the mentality of a 13 year old
Keira: oh yea well norrington makes an ugly pirate
Jack: *gasp* you.take.that.BACK!
Keira:will not!
Jack:will too!!
Orlando: What about my character doesnt he make a hot eunich?!
Keira/Jack: Shut up!!
Johnny: *shoots up in the air thorugh the ceiling*
Orlando:*screams* u couldve killed a birdie!!
Johnny: Have you all bloody idiots forgotten what we are here for?!
**To be continued**


Jack: Oh right!! we're here because u want to kill norrie!! What would the ladies think!! especially a chick i know whos name is sailor leo..oh yea..
Keira: *smacks jack on the head* u ass!! try to concentrate!! and stop hitting on young chicks!!
Johnny: Anyways!! Ted and Terry, let me ask you something. What made DMC hit the billion mark.
Ted: oo oo oo i wanna answer that!!
Johnny: *sigh* yes Ted please answer
Ted: because the writers of this movie rocks, man!!
Johnny: well thats part of it.
Terry: because all the movies from this summer sucked and DMC happened to be the only one that was good.
Johnny:..uh
Keira: because of the jack/liz kiss u idiots!!
Ted/Terry: oooooohhhh...riiight
Keira: riiight.. so what do u guys think should happen in AWE!?
Orlando: I think Will should be the main character!
Johnny: shut up thats my job..
Orlando: no fair!! you get to wear eyeliner!!
Johnny: thats bc I look hot in it and if u wear it u'll look like michael jackson. Besides, maybeline made a great deal with me.
Terry:um excuse me guys/gurls whatever u guys are...can we get to the real point so we could continue writing!
**Naomi Harris walksin aka Tia Dalma**
Ted: aa Naomi thank heavens ur here!! These psyhos have tied us up and making complains about the movie!!
Naomi: oh yea?! I have complaints myself!
Terry: dear God...
Naomi: Yea how come my character has rotten teeth! I cant barelly breath in this damn corset! And whats up with my hair!! It looks like a crows nest!
Johnny: Naomi there are other better things to discuss than ur rotten teeth and other things i really dont want to know..eww*shivers*
**continue??**


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So In LoVe WiTh JoHnnY!

Gender: Female
Location: WheRe JacK is I'M There By His Side

ROFL....ROFL....ROFL....omg i think im gonna pee my pants...continue this is sooooooo FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!! laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud!!! i'm cracking up sooo hard my stomach hurts!!


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