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Minie Mina
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lol im glad u like it lol im gonna go to bed ill post more tomorow!!
xoxo toodles *kiss**kiss*


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PirateDiva
So In LoVe WiTh JoHnnY!

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haha! luv it!! i love the "You might have killed a birdie" line by the little eunuch


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sailorleo
Mrs. Admiral Norrington

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YES! Shout out to me WOO HOO!


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Ivebeendepped 4 ever!

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HUZZAH!


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Minie Mina
Lady Lara Croft

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Originally posted by Chiki Mina
Jack: Oh right!! we're here because u want to kill norrie!! What would the ladies think!! especially a chick i know whos name is sailor leo..oh yea..
Keira: *smacks jack on the head* u ass!! try to concentrate!! and stop hitting on young chicks!!
Johnny: Anyways!! Ted and Terry, let me ask you something. What made DMC hit the billion mark.
Ted: oo oo oo i wanna answer that!!
Johnny: *sigh* yes Ted please answer
Ted: because the writers of this movie rocks, man!!
Johnny: well thats part of it.
Terry: because all the movies from this summer sucked and DMC happened to be the only one that was good.
Johnny:..uh
Keira: because of the jack/liz kiss u idiots!!
Ted/Terry: oooooohhhh...riiight
Keira: riiight.. so what do u guys think should happen in AWE!?
Orlando: I think Will should be the main character!
Johnny: shut up thats my job..
Orlando: no fair!! you get to wear eyeliner!!
Johnny: thats bc I look hot in it and if u wear it u'll look like michael jackson. Besides, maybeline made a great deal with me.
Terry:um excuse me guys/gurls whatever u guys are...can we get to the real point so we could continue writing!
**Naomi Harris walks in aka Tia Dalma**
Ted: aa Naomi thank heavens ur here!! These psyhos have tied us up and making complains about the movie!!
Naomi: oh yea?! I have complaints myself!
Terry: dear God...
Naomi: Yea how come my character has rotten teeth! I cant barelly breath in this damn corset! And whats up with my hair!! It looks like a crows nest!
Johnny: Naomi there are other better things to discuss than ur rotten teeth and other things i really dont want to know..eww*shivers*
**continue??**


Ted: Naomi you whiner!! You get paid dont you!?
Naomi: Not good enough!! You pay me enough to have a crow nest hair? I dont think so! Last night I couldnt sleep bc the baby crows just hatched in my hair!
Terry: omg ok fine!! We'll pay u extra! I just want to get this over with!
Jack: ok first I dont want norrie to die. I dont want to break my gurls heart. Sailor leo, if you're reading this I want you to know I love you baby. I hope you still have the apartments keys i gave you baby.
Keira:*slaps jack* omg ur such a sicko!!
Jack: she digs me!! you're just jelous cause you cant have this *pss* you know it hot.
Keira: *raises her fist*
Orlando: *stands between jack and keira* You guys please lets not start fighting. Why dont we all hold hands and sing Kumbaya! We'll have smores, a campfire, maybe some nuts and some pretty horses.
Johnny: Ok thats it im taking away your "Brokeback Mountain" movie!
Orlando: you cant do that I hate you!!
Ted: Terry, remind me again why we hired them..
Terry: remind ME not to drink while hiring actors...
**continue**?? if u all like it lol


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sailorleo
Mrs. Admiral Norrington

Gender: Female
Location: United States

*rotflao*
Me: *Shouting* it was pretty hot Johnny! But next time let's ring up Jack Davenport and let him get in on the festivities


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PirateDiva
So In LoVe WiTh JoHnnY!

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LOL....OmG....2 FuNNy...MoRe MoRe!!!


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mmoviejunkie
willywanka?johnny wanker!

Gender: Female
Location: 1431 Elm Street-in bed w/ Glen

haha, taking away his brokeback mountain movie!!!

and i love the conceited jack!


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Minie Mina
Lady Lara Croft

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lmao im getting into this. its acutally scaring me lol


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that is too funny! rolling on floor laughing


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T.Maria
Oh, Spiffing!!

Gender: Female
Location: It's All In The Mind!

i'm loving this smile please continue !! big grin


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Oh, Spiffing!!

Gender: Female
Location: It's All In The Mind!

**DMC on the desert Island where the characters have just found the chest and Will...The cast and crew are taking a tea beak**


**Keira is lying flat on her back sunbathing**

Keira: I'm so hot!

Johnny: Well...someone thinks alot of herself....

Orlando: Well maybe if you weren't lying there waiting for the sun to turn your skin into and old leather boot, you might not be so hot.

**Jack D; also sunbathing**

Jack: Damnit, I didn't think of that...

Keira: Johnny?

Johnny: I'm not here

Jack: Thats funny...i could swear I just heard his voice...

**Johnny rolls his eyes**

Keira: How come you manage to look ever-youthful when men your age are starting to look like coffin-dodgers?

Orlando: One word Keira; Lyposuction....

Johnny: One word Orli; Jealous

Keira: Two words 'girls'; Sad b*****ds

Johnny: The secret of eternal youth is simple; you've either got it or you haven't....when Orli is my age he'll be living in an old peoples home pissing into a colostomy bag whilst sharing a room with a man called cecil...

Keira: You have such a beautiful outlook on life, Mr Happy.

Johnny: Says the woman who will eventually end up being that sad old lady at the end of the road with the big scary house and all those pet cats....

Jack D : I like cats...

Keira: There is no way I will end up living like that...besides, i'm more of a dog person myself.

Jack D: And what about me?

Johnny: Death-by-sex

Jack D : Ah well...atleast i died happy...


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JD_4_Life
Johhny is the Real Deal

Gender: Female
Location: New Jersey

that's hilarious.....you should continue. I guess I'll try one.


*after Elizabeth chains Jack to the ship*
Jack:Pirate
*Silence*
Elizabeth: Damn it Johhny!
Jack: What did I do so wrong?!
Elizabeth: Can you stop being hot for one second?! It's not easy to leave you on a sinking ship when you're so sexy!
Gore: CUT!
*Gore runs on the set*
Gore: Keira, whats the problem this time.
Elizabeth: I'm sorry, but this movie is too unrealistic. I mean, honestly, Gore, what type of young girl would seriously leave someone as hot as Johnny on a sinking ship!
*Keira walks off the set mumbling curse words*
*Gore looks at Johnny*
*Orlando walks up to them*
Orlando: What's with all the hostility. Hey, I have and idea. How about we go plant a tree...
Johnny: You know, Orlando...you scare the hell out of me, more and more, everyday.


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hahaha! i laugh hysterically at whatever Johnny says! hee has everlasting youthful looks. YEAH HE DOES!


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PirateDiva
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LMAO....LOL!! I LoVe These Things!!


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by T.Maria
**DMC on the desert Island where the characters have just found the chest and Will...The cast and crew are taking a tea beak**


**Keira is lying flat on her back sunbathing**

Keira: I'm so hot!

Johnny: Well...someone thinks alot of herself....

Orlando: Well maybe if you weren't lying there waiting for the sun to turn your skin into and old leather boot, you might not be so hot.

**Jack D; also sunbathing**

Jack: Damnit, I didn't think of that...

Keira: Johnny?

Johnny: I'm not here

Jack: Thats funny...i could swear I just heard his voice...

**Johnny rolls his eyes**

Keira: How come you manage to look ever-youthful when men your age are starting to look like coffin-dodgers?

Orlando: One word Keira; Lyposuction....

Johnny: One word Orli; Jealous

Keira: Two words 'girls'; Sad b*****ds

Johnny: The secret of eternal youth is simple; you've either got it or you haven't....when Orli is my age he'll be living in an old peoples home pissing into a colostomy bag whilst sharing a room with a man called cecil...

Keira: You have such a beautiful outlook on life, Mr Happy.

Johnny: Says the woman who will eventually end up being that sad old lady at the end of the road with the big scary house and all those pet cats....

Jack D : I like cats...

Keira: There is no way I will end up living like that...besides, i'm more of a dog person myself.

Jack D: And what about me?

Johnny: Death-by-sex

Jack D : Ah well...atleast i died happy...


death by sex huh *has evil thougts*...j/k...


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PirateDiva
So In LoVe WiTh JoHnnY!

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You know u were not Kidding SAILORLEO!!! LOL!! U Meant it!!! lol!!


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sailorleo
Mrs. Admiral Norrington

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Location: United States

i don't know what your talking about.....doot doot doot...


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T.Maria
Oh, Spiffing!!

Gender: Female
Location: It's All In The Mind!

BEFORE YOU READ THIS PLEASE BE AWARE THAT I MEAN NO OFFENCE TO ANY OF YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALL! I DID IT FOR FUN AND IF ANYONE IS OFFENDED THEN I APOLOGISE....big grin


**Orlando is walking carelessly along a street on his way to the studios where they are partially filming some of the POTC3 film**

Orlando: Zippidy-do0-dar, zippidy-aye, my oh my what a wonderful day...


**Orlando suddenly feels the ground moving. The buildings and trees begin to shake, and he can hear a dull roaring from behind him. He looks around slowly, and notices hundreds of screaming girl fans running after him...with pitch forks and flaming torches



Orlando: OH NO! Its the johnny lovers from the killermovies forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ivebeendeppened: KILL HIM! String him up by his toes and torture him until he makes Ted and Terry give us our Jack and Liz ending!!!!!!!!!

PirateDiva: Lets just string him up and have some fun with him...

Sailorleo: Or better yet, lets find my Norrie and have some fun with him!

Orlando: I'm begging you, don't hurt me! I'll give you anything you want!

KatelovesPirate: Then give us back our Jack/liz ending!

Orlando: No! Anything but that!

LovelyOne: But can't you see that the signs are all there for Jack/Liz? I've analysed all the films over a million times and I STILL manage to find a hidden detail that i seem to have missed!

LoveThemTigers: She's right...shes a film studies student, i'll have you know!!

Orlando: I'm not listening to you...Ted and Terry have told me i'm only allowed to go to the KTTC forums...he said they like me over there...he said i'm treated like a god-

Mmoviejunkie: - But they're all dillusional over there and they probably wouldn't be able to find their asses with both hands...

Sailorleo: I don't care about KTTC right now, i just want to see my Norrie!

**Orlando suddenly makes a break for it and runs towards the studio doors. The girls run after him in persuit, but then stop as the studio doors open and a certain few famous stars step out of them**

SailorLeo: Omg! Omg! Omg! *faints*

LovelyOne: She FINALLY gets to see Norrie in the flesh and now she's MISSING IT!


**Orlando hids behind Johnny and uses him as a sheild. Norrie has stepped forward and has bent down to pick SailorLeo up off the floor...he's now cradling her like a baby**


PirateDiva: Lucky B**ch!

Johnny: So what's going on here? I mean, i know alot of people would like to see orlando dead but...to do it in broad daylight? It's a bit risky...

Ivebeendeppened: We just want our Jack/Liz ending!

Keira: Yeah...me too!

LovelyOne: We just want someone to put in a good word for us!

Keira: I've already done it!

Johnny: You did?

keira: oh come on...why would i want elizabeth to end up back where she started when jack sets her free everytime?

LovelyOne: You haven't been reading my analysis by any chance, have you?


**SailorLeo suddenly opens her eyes, smiling wickedly whilst cuddling closer to Norries chest

SailorLeo: Finally!! Now then....lets see if Johnny was right...death-by-sex....


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