The Virtual Church of the Blind Chihuahua regrets to inform you that, since we can't please everyone, we have chosen to displease you. Out of respect for you and your community of believers, we suggest that you will be happier if you ignore us, pass over us, expunge us from your browser's bookmarks, and remember us no more. If you continue to browse here, you alone must bear responsibility for what your mind may make of our material.
Here is a list of sites where you may find affirmation of what you already believe, rather than a challenge to it. Choose a link from your particular brand of Fundamentalism.
Jewish
Chabad Lubavitch in Cyberspace. Chassidic Judaism for the web savy.
Christian
Phil Johnson's Links. He thinks our theology is really bad. See also Cyberchurch!
Islamic
Islam, the Living Religion. A Shi'i web site.
Secular
The Secular Web. Not all Fundamentalist, but you can find some stuff.
Other
Sorry, we can't cover all cases. Suggest a link if you want. Try searching Yahoo.
Don't get your hopes up on JIA taking this test. Despite everything he dodges anything that he perceives might make him seem... fanatical. Such as refusing to answer yes/no questions about Chick tracts when he had pretty much said this about them:
"I think Chick tracts are good and I don't see any lies of propaganda. Maybe the people who do are just paranoid."
When given specific examples he dodged the question whether he believed what they were saying was true or not.
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From even the greatest of horrors irony is seldom absent.
Thats because he knows that he can't back up his argument. Its liek a two year old trying to trade stocks on the floor of the NYSE.....its just NOT going to work.
Is dexter ill, is dexter ill, is dexter ill
Is dexter ill today, Mr. Kirk, dexters in school
Im afraid hes not, Miss Fishborne
Dexters' truancy problem is way out of hand
The baltimore county school board have decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system
Oh mr kirk, Im as upset as you to learn of dexters truancy
But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
Im afraid expulsion is the only answer
Its the opinion of the entire staff that dexter is criminally insane
That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch! what does that mean?
Youre a nut! youre crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? that boy needs therapy
Im gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, lets have it to you
On the count of three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth
Avalanches is above, business continues below
Did I ever tell you the story about
Cowboys! bit , bit bitches and the indians and, fron, frontier psychiatrist
I... I felt strangely hypnotised
I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls
And milk! rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
I promise my girlfriend id... the violin, violin, violin ...
That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
Youre a nut! youre crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? that boy needs therapy
Im gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, lets have a tune
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth
Frontier psychiatrist
Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
Uh ohh... uh oh, a bird! yeah!
Sometimes a parrot talks
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else
A record, record, record !
I will not judge a persons wiht respect to their beliefs, but fundamentalism I do have a big problem with...........should be wiped out..............so discerning.
Typically I found found Mormons are quite rational usually and not that over zealous. Once one gets past them coming to ones door anyway.
It doesn't make me any more receptive to the version of Christianity they are promoting, but they are far more pleasant then most other forms of evengalists.
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Correct, though I have heard scholars who consider that since Mormonism maintains that missioning and active aims of conversion puts this in a on the path to evangelism - though different of course from evangelical Churches.
Comes down to definition really - of course it has little in common with tv Evangelists and the like.
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