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Pinky
Freelancer...

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Lothlorien

 Something funny...

Reflection On Life As A Male


When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts. When
I was 16, I dated a girl with large breasts, but there was no
passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for
life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency and she was a drama queen. She cried
all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a
girl with some stability.

I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally
predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She
rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met.
She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun
initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to
find a girl with some ambition.

I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on
the ground and I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now all I want is a girl with big ****.


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Gundark
Mayhem

Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch

That sounds about right. laughing out loud laughing out loud


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Bad Boy
Kevski

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Barry, South Wales

I just want a girl!
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Gundark
Mayhem

Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch

Stand outside the restroom door that says "women". They come out of there all the time.


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Billy The Kid
Wanted dead or alive

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Riding with Pat Garrett i

God...I miss a girl too!


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Pinky
Freelancer...

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Lothlorien

Well maybe u shouldn't miss a girl if u would leave the PC once on a while!!Look at the sun!!It's a whole new world out there!!


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Tex
Yumsz

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Tampa, FL, USA

I want a fem bot!
Yeah baby Yeah!


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Orpheus
Senior Member

Gender: Unspecified
Location: Chelmsford, England

Hmm. A Fem Bot eh Tex.

Looks around for the men in white coats.
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Corran
Lucifer

Gender: Male
Location: Look out of your Window

Mmmm Buffy Bot.


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Originally posted by Gundark
Stand outside the restroom door that says "women". They come out of there all the time.


But when they come out you grab their hand and if it's not damp then they didn't wash their hands. Which means not to try to get them.


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Dexx
wingless

Gender: Male
Location: Bucharest, Romania

yes, that would be a quick method of testing them all. Shaking their handz
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REXXXX
Networking

Gender: Male
Location: San Diego

Moderator

Pinky, that's an interesting view on life... laughing out loud laughing out loud

Once LaurenE147 returns I'll be content. smile


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Corran
Lucifer

Gender: Male
Location: Look out of your Window

Rex she's not coming back man, you're going to have to accept it at some point, just move on.


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