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Originally posted by silver_tears
Sir Sexalot would be pantsless of course



With cotton candy?
That stuff tickles

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Originally posted by silver_tears
With cotton candy?
That stuff tickles

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Originally posted by Strangelove
certainly, but only pink cotton candy. Blue sucks ass

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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
"two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death"

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Originally posted by Strangelove
sure thing, Lumpkins

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Originally posted by Strangelove
Zookeeper Sexcapades: Part 2.

One day, after their rampant erotic festival which rocked the world and scared more than a few school children, Strangelove quit his job as a lowly zookeeper and he moved in with Irene in Canada. There was much happiness (especially at night. and in the morning. and most afternoons.).

One day Strangelove and Irene were walking down the streets of Toronto and they encountered a circus. There was much sweet sensual fun to be had, involving funnel cakes, balloon darts, and the merry-go-round. Then they came upon a dead bird on of the dirt roads throughout the fairgrounds, and they were sad.

Then they went back to the house and had glorious sex.

The End

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Originally posted by Strangelove
The zookeeper (we'll call him Strangelove ) was walking through the exhibits, making sure all the little aminals were sound asleep, when he noticed that the habitat of the siberian tiger was open. Scared for his life, he ran away from the cage, when he ran into a little table with a steaming teapot, and there was the tiger, sipping at a cup.

"Would you like one?" it said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" said Strangelove.

"I'm not actually a siberian tiger, I'm really a hot woman in a costume." said the "tiger", "I've been masquerading as a tiger to get to know you better so I could seduce you." the tiger purred

She then took off the tiger suit to reveal Irene.

Irene and Strangelove promptly had wild monkey sex.

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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
In a small town called KMC, two naked men fought each other for their lives in the deep circus of death. They fought each other with cotton candy. Sir Sexalot fearlessly fought the Red Demon, and this was all over one thing; A Women. Irene lay naked in a cage, waiting to be rescued by a hero, a naked hero covered in cotton candy. They would then have sex for countless hours.

Sir Sexalot Won.

Sex.


The End.

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Originally posted by silver_tears
Was it the sweet, sensual kind, in the sunshine, which is filtering through the curtains as the breeze blows them open ever so gently?

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Originally posted by Mišt
**** you both, mine was better.

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Originally posted by Strangelove
no, it was rough and tumble earthshattering sex. The tender kind is for part three

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Originally posted by silver_tears
Ah the kitchen table kind, gotcha

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Originally posted by silver_tears
Even on the floor?

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Originally posted by Strangelove
it was succinct, I'll give you that

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Originally posted by Mišt
It was delicously sexy and erotic and you know it

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Originally posted by Mišt
It was delicously sexy and erotic and you know it

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Originally posted by Strangelove
No! Who do you think we are, Vinny?

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Originally posted by silver_tears
*with more affection than usual since he wrote the first one*



My kitchen has lushly soft rugs.

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Originally posted by silver_tears
*with more affection than usual since he wrote the first one*

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Originally posted by Mišt
They all copied me

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Originally posted by Mišt
They all copied me

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Originally posted by Strangelove
I have rugs *points at avvy*