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Originally posted by Omega Vision
I'm waiting for $100 billion in capital to create a Green Lantern Ring.
Criminals beware once the seventeen years of development and trouble shooting is over.

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Originally posted by masterbruce
Train your body, mind and soul.

Body: Work out 6 days a week doing weights and cardio. Learn Akido, Jujitsu, Caipera, greco wrestling, taekwando, street defense, and any other method you have time for.

Mind: Take forensics classes, chemistry, bioology, anatomy, calculus and anything else that would broaden your scope. Take law classes as well.

Soul: Take a trip to nature where you can be one with nature. Go live in a forest for a month without any technology and human communication. The insight you'll gain will be priceless.

After 2 years of doing the above, when you have reached a physical and mental peak, you will be ready for your initial street duties.

First, equip yourself. buy light kevlar, hockey goalies mask, shin guard, wrist and elbow pads, a helmet, and spiked shoes. Buy everything in black as you want to blend in. Then get some darts and ninja stars, a dagger, and a PDA.

Once you've geared up, go to the most dangerous neighborhood you know at midnight and start beating the crap out of people you think look suspicious.

Good luck, I'm on my 3rd year of vigilantism and I'm still alive and fine. Don't listen to the other geeky losers on this board, they dont have the balls to do what you and I choose to do.

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Originally posted by Badabing
It seems Bruce has taken his crusade to the next level!


http://howtobeacrimefighter.blogspot.ca/

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Originally posted by Black bolt z
You wish you had Brucy's peak human body.

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Originally posted by iceman24567
You jealous bruv

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Originally posted by golem370
First I would seek out Bruce Lee's students and go and train for years then I would take swat training until I was an arms expert then I would gets a Job in high end security and make alot of money and get some good contacts then I would by a Full Size Van modifiy it with armor computers and speed equipment then I would go to M.I.T and get and advanced degree in computers. after taking the training in Swat become a CIA or NSA and become a high level hacker.After all of that I would go do some weapons shopping Two Pocket Knives One Survival Knives Two Glock Handguns Two Pump Action Shot Guns Kevlar armor walkie talkies