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What's the animal under the cat?
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Dec 14th, 2006 09:41 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by PVS
ok fine then. ben kenobi raping a baby ewok. old alec guiness ben, mind you.
"come here my little friend...dont be afraid"
That's not funny so much as it is indescribably sexy.
And it's a ferret.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by PVS
ok fine then. ben kenobi raping a baby ewok. old alec guiness ben, mind you.
"come here my little friend...dont be afraid"
"rape involves humans exclusively" - PVS circa 2006
Ewoks is not peoples either.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Gregory
I'm tempted to rip into you for your retarded analogies, but frankly, they're the least of your problems.
Well ethier that or everyone on here just has demented sick fantasies and senses of humors.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
"rape involves humans exclusively" - PVS circa 2006
Ewoks is not peoples either.
an inaccurate statement on my part, later corrected. the act of rape can only be committed by a person. however a person may rape an animal...which is also pretty funny btw
Dec 14th, 2006 09:42 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by PVS
an inaccurate statement on my part, later corrected. the act of rape can only be committed by a person. however a person may rape an animal...which is also pretty funny btw
If you were violently sodomized by a wolf, I'll bet you'd change your human-centric rape definitions right quick.
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Dec 14th, 2006 09:43 PM
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that would not be so funny...for me...however i would have the humility to post the video so that you all might laugh.
Dec 14th, 2006 09:44 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by PVS
an inaccurate statement on my part, later corrected. the act of rape can only be committed by a person. however a person may rape an animal...which is also pretty funny btw
So by that rational, (hypothetically speaking)if you were walking down a country road and happened to trip, knocking yourself out and before you could gather your composure a donkey took liberties with your rectum via [donky] penile insertion you wouldn't classify that as rape?
-edit, Gregory beat me too it...
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
So by that rational, (hypothetically speaking)if you were walking down a country road and happened to trip, knocking yourself out and before you could gather your composure a donkey took liberties with your rectum via [donky] penile insertion you wouldn't classify that as rape?
[see above post]
and no, it wouldnt by definition be rape, however raped i would feel...or satisfied...depending on my mood
Dec 14th, 2006 09:47 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by bigbran
So, what is worse:
Someone who touches children, or someone who kills people (on purpose)?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
So by that rational, (hypothetically speaking)if you were walking down a country road and happened to trip, knocking yourself out and before you could gather your composure a donkey took liberties with your rectum via [donky] penile insertion you wouldn't classify that as rape?
-edit, Gregory beat me too it...
This thread has moved in such a beautiful direction.
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Dec 14th, 2006 09:48 PM
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If Honeychild and Foxy Cleopatra hump your legs, does that count as molestation?
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Dec 14th, 2006 09:48 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by PVS
[see above post]
and no, it wouldnt by definition be raped, however raped i would feel...or satisfied...depending on my mood
Hypothetically speaking, if you had to choose, would you go for the wolf sodomy/rape or donkey sodomy/rape?
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Dec 14th, 2006 09:49 PM
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You can't rape the willing
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Starhawk
Well ethier that or everyone on here just has demented sick fantasies and senses of humors.
Thank you for proving my point.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Hypothetically speaking, if you had to choose, would you go for the wolf sodomy/rape or donkey sodomy/rape?
hmmm, well i would have to start out small, so i would take the wolf first until my anus was properly perforated for the donkey.
wait...its either, or? cant i have both?
Dec 14th, 2006 09:51 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Starhawk
Thank you for proving my point.
Yet you can't pull yourself away you sick f##k.
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Dec 14th, 2006 09:51 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
Yet you can't pull yourself away you sick f##k.
good call
he's totally whacking off right now
*fap fap fap fap*
Dec 14th, 2006 09:52 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ThePittman
You can't rape the willing
Hey tell your best friend that joke. I'm sure he'd love it.
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