Imperial Logic
Obsessed and Possesed
Gender: Female Location: Between Reality and Unreality... |
Suddenly, The Omen attacked its host: The Owen. The confusion that resulted caused the rabid cowboy portrayer of leap upon and begin to throttle, an Otto-like, fuzzy dog, named Ludwig. While George stood bored and unimpressed, along with a confused (weird) Tuna (who was not, for the moment, you), Chon and Roy stood, horrified at......
.....the wide range of possibility of the contents of George's bags. Shrubbery to chop, angora, a amputated queue, an "automobile"? Gaining control first, Chon tried to calm Roy, telling him that, though those things could fill it, it also could be filled with...
.....the captured Bowser, who was constantly plagued by failed disco music. With the bags in their control, they could ensure that he never escaped. But the pug mourned. How he longed to chew of the disco sounding cases. He became so overwhelmed with frustration, that he threw aside his favourite item, which knocked Peach unconscious. When she awoke, unhinged, she snatched a case of the coveted item from the Flan Guy's court. It was clear he would exact his vengeance when, as she saw to her dismay over her shoulder....
.....the longtime friend (though only a subconscious one to the Constable) of the Flan Guy, Ichabod, wielding his latest (also only subconscious) invention; and it was a projectile of some sort! However, even in her state, the Princess's Field of Protection (the sort that always allow such a character to elude whatever danger they're facing completely unscathed) still functioned, but when she turned to see the Constable as she ran, she tripped, and the frying-pan she had been carrying the Flan in (why? I don't know) went flying out of her hands. The Flan Guy retrieved his possession and walked slowly off, leaving another Master of Food to taunt her.
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And now for something completely different. . .
The Quote of Whenever It Is Next Changed: " 'You WILL go out there.' 'I won't and nothing you say will make me' 'The show must go on.' '...damn you.' "
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