I may actually come to frequent this social thread. Usually I avoid them for too long and when I finally do post something it's always irrelevant, and I end up feeling as though I'm some sort of outcast
Just thought I'de copy and paste my interview with Impediment for all to see here on my thread.
Oh! Hello there Impediment, I didn't see you come in.
Scythe
1) So, let me start by asking: How are you today, sir? What was the highpoint of you day?
I am doing quite superb for a 100 year old goat demi-god, thank you for asking. My highpoint of the day you say? Simple, today was when
I was rewarded with a fresh breath of air, you see, I have been kept captive inside Roseanne's steel sewn vagina. I've been there since
last last Tuesday when Tom Arnold told me there was cash and prizes inside his burlap sack. Boy am I never listening to him again.
2) What musical influences do you draw from? Any favorite bands you could list to us now?
Well, much like a fart plagued with chunks of everlasting feces, I draw my power from my myself. I influence myself to do everything one
could ever need to do. It's how I learned to use the potty and not call 911 asking for the price of cereal. Several bands that have made an
impact in our humble career are local bands, such as Diseased Unicorn and Deathguise.
3) Come to think of it, we've never seen a pic of you. Any chance we'll get to see the mystery man?
Of course, here is a screenshot of a Mexican pastry cake commercial I was in.
P.S. I'm the on in the goat mask, not the shiny gold wrapper.
Here is another picture of me in my years as a hobo.
4) Why did you pick my woman, BlackSunshine, to be a "Scythette"? She's teh hotness, isnt she?
She is fine addition to the Scythette family, and a worthy ally on the battlefield. Why, just the other day she delivered I saw her in
the lab trying to cross breed ninjas, a few knights and a magical rabbit to create a politician she could fight.
5) What does Scythe do with his free time?
Well, besides playing guitar, I dabble in the ancient arts of goat roasting. I have yet found the perfect curse word/recipe for them. I'm a big
fan of Hentai, so I like to take my portable television to the park, and watch four hours worth of it in public.
6) You have a brain tumor and 24 hours to live. What do you do? What.....do....you...do?
Simple, murder Celine Dion with her own vocal chords, then, move on to Paris Hilton. You see, I wish for nothing more then to give Paris Hilton
the gift of immortality. Her death will corrupt this world for ages to come. So within 24 hours, I plan on kidnapp-...my mistake, slutnap her, stuff
her in the trunk of a car, then drive her out to a $1.00 a month storage facility. Once there, I shall watch her try on different outfits so that I
can record several clips of her saying she's alright with different outfits. Once she passes away, from a lead pipe to the breasts, I shall send a
different clip to the world every now and then, just so everyone can know she's alright. Once I die, someone will continue my legacy, because they
must. For I have discovered that the reason Paris says, "That's Hot", is because is she says it enough times, the sky shall tear open, and a winged
demon atop a fiery horse shall descend upon this earth.
7) Describe yourself in 5 adjectives.
What the hell's an adjective?
8) Tell us why you chose the name Scythe and the symbol of a devil in a handicapped sign, if you please.
Simple, when I arrived to this barren wasteland, I mean, KMC, my original username I had in mind, which is Strife, was already taken by some member
that probably already dead during a Sanford & Son marathon. As for the Satanicapped Symbol, that's marely a self portrait of myself sitting in my own
disease ridden wheelchair. Well...at least if it were drawn by the government. Yes.
9) Do girls fart? If not, where does all of that poo poo vapor go?
Ah, that's a simple question Impediment. Women, do indeed, "fart". The mere thought of them not farting is enough to cause anarchy in the streets.
However, the big picture is how they utilize their farts. I've come to the conclusion that their farts serve as an afrodisiac which later turns
to sex. Now, it's either that, or I am deeply aroused when the scent of female chunks hits my nose.
10) Finally, what would you like to say to KMC right now? Any comments/praises/critiques?
Well, there's not much to say, a small yet growing community is at hand, and our role is to keep it safe, I mean, one thing you can say about KMC is
that, there's a sense of danger, but at the same time, there's Bloigen. Not many boards can say that can they? Not many boards can truly say they have
a resident goat typing away within it? There's a philly cheesesteak on the table Impediment, are you going to eat it? I mean, women right?
my drums are goin good, im hoping that one day some kid will like our music and maybe make us famous somehow...but in the meantime i am a practicing auto mechanic.
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I don't wanna live, i dont know why, i dont have any reasons, i just want to die
thanx Pittman for this bad ass sig!
Aw man, the only advice I can give you is simple, make music your top priority. You have to eat, sleep, and shit music. There's no sideline job, or odd jobs involved, it requires your complete attention, and even then, there's a very, very small chance you'll get noticed.
I bothered to read through the first part of the interview.
If it's not one thing it's another, you silly child you.
But why did you have to use the pics of that fruity mask? D:
Me and Lamara totally should've gotten you the not-gay-in-the-ass one we found at the mall. D: <
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