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So now you have something against certain shelves.... The funniness of their angles are just that way from your perspective.
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Jul 4th, 2009 06:56 PM |
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Well theyd be fine as a cubist statement, no doubt....
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Jul 4th, 2009 09:21 PM |
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Oh, so now it's a cubist's perspective...
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Jul 5th, 2009 10:56 AM |
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Sadako of Girth
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If you like uneven shelves.
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Jul 5th, 2009 11:41 AM |
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queeq
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Which is only a matter of perpective.
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Jul 6th, 2009 07:04 AM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Exactly. But science is science and cups might fall off due to gravity's effect on objects on a slanted surface.
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Jul 6th, 2009 11:15 AM |
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queeq
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Depends on the roughness of the surface and the amount of friction it causes to the object subject to the pull of gravity.
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Jul 6th, 2009 01:12 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Yes but closing a door heavily or slamming it would cause a jarring effect that would get the ballrolling, so to speak.
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Jul 6th, 2009 04:43 PM |
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queeq
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Only theoretically.
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Jul 7th, 2009 08:01 AM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Gravity is also theory.
And it works, when tested..
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Jul 7th, 2009 11:20 AM |
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Yes, but in this case we're talking friction and we have no parameters.
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Jul 7th, 2009 12:48 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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Well if your've varnaished the shelves, friction will be reduced. And if the shelves angle of pissedness is steep and close to the slamming door, (Which in that small little basement, it would be) the chances that that jar/glass whatever will jump/slide far enough for the energy of the objects movement will overcome the resisting force that the varnishedness will allow..
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Jul 7th, 2009 01:35 PM |
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queeq
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Varnish... yeah right. I thought we just established that the wall at least would benefit from a bit of paint. I doubt the old man did find time to varnish the shelves...especially since he didn't care about hanging them up properly. So that's a fair no go.
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Jul 8th, 2009 09:49 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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The paint is varnished afterwards.
It totally needs painting though.
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Jul 8th, 2009 11:09 PM |
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queeq
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Your case that he varnished the shelves is quite weak. He doesn't strike me as a man that thorough in interior decorating.
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Jul 9th, 2009 06:50 AM |
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Sadako of Girth
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He could have been quite quite fastidious yet surreal/eccentric in his choice of shelving angles..
An individual who is able to keep half a football team of people locked in a cellar all those years without getting caught, is likely to have a taste for finishing the job's little details (although this does, I admit, contrast greatly with the theory that he didnt employ usage of a spirit level-quite the anomally).
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Jul 9th, 2009 08:47 PM |
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queeq
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There we are then. A jailer is not per se a good inetrior decorator.
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Jul 10th, 2009 09:25 AM |
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Sadako of Girth
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(Unless he is a jailer who knows that incarceration in an environment with wonky, heavliy painted shelves with varnish on them will unsettle those incarcerated. Cause lets face it, it'd bug the shit out of you or I.)
It also has the effect, I should imagine, that once the incarcerated are released back into the outside world, after many years of wonky shelvedness, that properly angled shelves that they would soon experience might actually cause them to freak out.
Pure evil.
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Jul 10th, 2009 12:16 PM |
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queeq
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That is true. I'm sure the first thing they do when they get a proper house is tilt the shelves. Can you hear them screaming: "What perverted sadist designed this place???"
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Jul 10th, 2009 09:30 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
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