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AudioHeart
Wherever Jack Is
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Jack Sparrow: Mr Gibbs, you may throw my hat.
translation: I am irresistible so maybe Elizabeth will notice my sexy hair blowing in the wind.
 OMG I LOOOOOVE THAT!
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tee_pirategirl
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LOL! Me too.
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Jun 20th, 2007 07:53 AM |
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AudioHeart
Wherever Jack Is
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[Reading off map]"'Up Is Down?'Well That's Just Madeningly Unhelpful, why are these things never clear?"
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Jun 20th, 2007 08:10 AM |
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ibd4eva
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he is WAY TOO irrisistable...
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"Get that out of my face." "It's not in your face, it's in my hand." "Get what's in your hand out of my face." <3 set by yours truly
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Jun 21st, 2007 12:06 AM |
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katelovespirate
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T. Maria, I miss your humor. Man, does no one have the script yet? Alright, I'm putting myself through the agony of seeing it again in the next few days. I'll take my steno pad and see how much I can get.
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Jun 21st, 2007 02:56 AM |
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IheartPocky
Not a sausage..
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wow..you've been to some interesting places, kate! (clicked the link! hehe) thats really cool 
Oh yeah! Alot of people said the little boy at the beginning of AWE had braces on but he didn't. They were metal caps. Blackened.
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Jun 21st, 2007 03:49 AM |
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katelovespirate
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thanks. i'll give those teeth another looksie... metal caps or not, they looked like braces to me. hehehehe.
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Jun 21st, 2007 04:14 AM |
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ibd4eva
Ivebeendepped 4 ever!
Gender: Female
Location: Decreasing worldsuck |
i think he just had dirty teeth, hun. but i could be wrong.
"The pirate lord with the voice like the knights who say ni." lmfao! i never thought of that!!
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"Get that out of my face." "It's not in your face, it's in my hand." "Get what's in your hand out of my face." <3 set by yours truly
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Jun 21st, 2007 05:47 AM |
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katelovespirate
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let's revive this for a few minutes, shall we?
Scene at end. W/L's honeymoon.
Screen shows swords crossed in sand.
Translation: This scene was written by a romance novelist.
Will leans heavily against a rock, trying to dress himself.
Translation: I've never been more nervous in my entire life. Thank God that's over!
Will: (realizing a boot is missing) I'm going to need the other one.
Translation: This is so awkward... what do you say after you do... stuff?
Elizabeth lifts her leg to reveal Will's boot.
Translation: Disney movie, my ass! I've always wanted to be a porn star...
Will begins kissing her thigh.
Translation: You have a mighty close shave. Was there a Venus razor in the chariot, or did you find time in the midst of the epic battle for a wax?
Elizabeth smiles and closes her eyes.
Translation: Sod off, pansy. Your time is up, and now I have ten whole years where you won't be around... I hope Jack didn't get too far ahead...
Will: Nearly sunset.
Translation: Bye then.
Elizabeth looks off into the distance.
Translation: Oh shoot. Well, best not wallow in our grief.
Will sets down the chest.
Translation: Oh woops, I forgot I left our birth control in here.
Will: It's always been yours. Keep it safe?
Translation: And please, PLEASE tell me where you got that lingerie and belt!
Elizabeth: Of course.
Translation: Jack gave it to me. Hehe, as a "wedding present".
Will begins walking to the sea.
Translation: I'm not much for soppy goodbyes.
Elizabeth: Will!
Translation: I suddenly remembered something terrible... we forgot the birth control!
Will turns and grabs her for another kiss.
Translation: Okay sweetheart, I'm not the kind of man who can please you again in under 2 minutes. Not everyone can be Jack, you know.
Will leaves, and Elizabeth stands alone on the beach, looking into the distance. The green flash happens and the Dutchman vanishes.
Translation: Just had to make sure he was really gone. Let me whip out my pirate king signaling device and get to the real fun, er, my duties as king...
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Jul 18th, 2007 05:06 AM |
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lol!!!!!!!!
these are soo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jul 18th, 2007 05:36 AM |
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tee_pirategirl
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Location: on the dingy with dear ol' Jacky |
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!! The wax thing got me laughing so hard that my mom looked at me like I was an idiot.
And the end? "pirate king signaling device"??? LMAO. ROTFL...
Kate I INSIST you MUST do more of these. I'll pull the script out of T&T's special...we-won't-give-it-to-you-because-we're-mean-so-we're- hiding-it-here chest of hidden secrets if I have to but that was just so hilariouse that I must have more
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Jul 18th, 2007 12:08 PM |
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lovethemtigers
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Location: Drinking rum with Jack in a dingy |
Kate...it was briliant...I was laughing so hard reading that translation of "sex" on the beach!!!!
TMaria - your posts were great too...I hadn't read this thread in quite some time....
I wish we had the script...
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Jul 18th, 2007 01:12 PM |
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lovethemtigers
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Gender: Female
Location: Drinking rum with Jack in a dingy |
Parlay Scene....Pirates meet the EITC on strip of beach...
BECKETT:
Don't Blame Turner, he was merely the Tool of your betrayal, if you wish to see it's grand architect, look to your left...
(Come now, do you really think that this whelp could come up with such a grand scheme. Just look at that fine specimen of a man to your left, he's the brilliant mind behind this meeting....)
JACK:
My hands are clean in this, figuretively...
(eh, so my hands aren't so clean, but you didn't seem to mind in the past)
WILL:
My actions were my own and to my own purpose. Jack had nothing to with it.
(did I sound convincing, do you think they would actually believe that I could think like Jack and come up with this plan all by my onesy, hey I even sound like Jack..if i can think like jack, act like jack and sound like jack then I'll have Elizabeth for sure)
JACK:
Well spoken, listen to the Tool"
(ah, Lizzy, here him, he is trying so hard to be like me..why have the Tool, when you could have me, the real thing)
ELIZABETH:
Will, I've been aboard the Dutchman. I understand the burden you bear, but I feel that course is lost.
(oh bloody hell, that Bootstrap fellow scared the living poop out of me and Will wants to sacrifice sex on a beach with me for that poor excuse of a man, i wonder if Jack would be up for sex on a beach...or Beckett, or Barbossa, or even Davy, it doesn't really matter...I just need sex, now)
WILL:
No course is lost, if there is but one fool left to fight for it.
(Elizabeth, I'm the man for you, stop kissing every man that you cross paths with...I'll keep you satisfied, even if it is once every 10 years, and Jack's the fool...he could have you but he's too much of a good man, better man than I am, even....)
BECKTETT:
If Turner wasn't acting on your behalf then how did he come to give me this.
(it is so obvious that Jack and Elizabeth want each other, why doesn't he just say so and get it over with, and as if Will the Whelp could do all this on his own...get real Jack, do I look that stupid?)
You made a deal with me, Jack, to deliver the Pirates and here they are. Don't be bashful, step up claim your reward.
(damn, if only I was the reward that Jack wanted to claim, but no, all he cares about is that stupid bloody ship and the happiness of this girl...how can one man be so beautiful and cause so much disruption in everyone's life that he enters......)
DAVY:
Your debt to me is still to be satisfied. One hundred years in servitude aboard the Dutchman as a start.
(ah, now I get to have Jack..he'll be at my mercy. Do you think he can look past my tentacles and see me for who I really am...just a man longing to be loved, after all, he is Captain Jack Sparrow the hottest, sexiest Pirate in all of the spanish main, no make that the enitre ocean, the entire world..and now he's mine, all mine!)
JACK:
That debt was paid, mate, with some help.
(Wow, seems I can't go one second without being reminded of my glorious death.....does she know how badly I want to throw her to the ground and show he what sex on the beach could really be like......)
DAVY:
You escaped.
(dammit, I didn't mean to remind him that he prefers girls to men....ah to be the sexiest man alive, I guess that's a curse in itself...everyone wants you....)
JACK:
Technically...
(okay, here we go again, can't anyone keep their paws off of me, well, Lizzy can put her paws on me anytime......)
ELIZABETH:
I propose an exchange. Will leaves with us and you can take Jack.
(did I just say that....dammit. I should have changed the script and made this go the way I wanted it to go...if if were up to me, they can take Will and Barbossa and leave me with Jack..i so want to know what it would be like to have sex on a beach...Jack....ooww, did you see how I said his name..Jack....I love the sound of his name on my lips...damn Disney, damn T and T...see if i show up at their bloody premieres..i won't help one bit to promote this movie..not unless I get Johnny..i mean Jack...)
WILL:
Done
(good job, Keira, i mean Elizabeth.....did you really have to say his name with passion like that...how are we ever going to convince the audience that you want to be with me if you keep looking at him like that and saying his name like that.....I'm the real star of this trilogy, not him)
JACK:
Undone
(good grief, Orlando just takes this all so personal, can I help it if I am like a thousand times better looking then him..and that it will be so hard to believe that Elizabeth would choose him over me...good luck with that one Disney...)
BECKETT:
Done
(oh goody, I get to be close to Johnny...I mean Jack again...come closer Johnny, you are so good looking...oh wait...I'm Lord Cutler Beckett and you are Captain Jack Sparrow....sorry, my bad)
BARBOSSA:
Jack is one of the nine pirate Lords you have no right.
(We need Jack to get Calypso out of that Tia Dalhma body...good Lord, just wait until the audience gets aload of that scene.....we should have hired the Jolly Green Giant......)
ELIZABETH:
King.
(I am King, thanks to Jack and I can do whatever I please.....wait...never mind.....dont' take Jack.....take Barbossa and keep Will...why oh why couldnt' that have been what the script really said....now who is going to believe that after kissing jack that I would seriously want to make out with boring old whats his name....)
JACK:
As you command, your h'ness.
(I'm seriously starting to regret that I made you King, woman. It's going to your head, in fact, your head is so big....eh, I wont' go there)
BARBOSSA:
Blackhard....if you have something to say, I might be saying something as well.
(well, now, as long as I have Jack's peice of eight, I don't really need him a'tall...thank you Jack....Jack the monkey that is....)
JACK:
First to the finish, then.
(it's going to me, I always win....right? after all, I am Captain Jack Sparrow)
DAVY:
Do you fear death.
(this is just for show, I would never hurt one single fiber on your beautiful person....why do you think I want you aboard my ship so bad.....)
JACK:
You have no idea.
(Help, Help......someone rescue me from this slimy git.....)
ah well, I tried, some parts I ran out of ideas....but it was fun trying....
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Jul 18th, 2007 01:52 PM |
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tee_pirategirl
YoHo!YoHo!
Gender: Female
Location: on the dingy with dear ol' Jacky |
'Help help...some one rescue me from this slimy git!" I was laughing so HAAAAARD!!!!!!
I loved how they kept messing up the names...'Johnny! I mean Jack'...every word was true mate!!
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Jul 18th, 2007 02:06 PM |
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katelovespirate
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that was brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT!!!! SO funny, love it. where did you find the script?!?!?!
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Jul 18th, 2007 04:08 PM |
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lovethemtigers
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Location: Drinking rum with Jack in a dingy |
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Jul 18th, 2007 04:37 PM |
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lovethemtigers
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Location: Drinking rum with Jack in a dingy |
you know you can practically see the entire movie on youtube...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w5s4YnCm1U8
- up is down, sun down and rise...jack gets the crew to help him turn the Pearl Upside down...Jack is so clever.......this would be a great scene for someone to translate.....not much words..just thoughts and actions like Kate did for sex on the beach scene.....
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Jul 18th, 2007 04:39 PM |
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lovethemtigers
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Location: Drinking rum with Jack in a dingy |
and then here is the scene when Jack and Will devise their plan "think like Jack"...where jack tells will he would be willing to stab the heart so Will can be with his charming murderous....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3odloJICekQ
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Jul 18th, 2007 04:40 PM |
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lovethemtigers
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