Yep,this is a respect thread for Jonns perennial nemisis,The White Martians.
Do not troll,spam or knock this thread,doing so shall lead to a report.
Lets get down to business.
Here are Wonder Woman and Aquaman Vs Two disguised White Martians.Wonder Woman shows a distinct advantage over the first and is stalemating the second,but loses when Aquaman gets one-shotted by the other..then WW gets one-shotted two.Also,notice how the Martians mention that they've killed a Daxamite,stating WW and AM are easier,even though the Daxamite was a pacifist.
Here we have Superman and Batman Vs 2 White Martians,then joined by a Third.Theres a speed feat,as Superman says that Primaid is 2oo miles away,and she reaches him before he finishes the sentence.The second one catches Bats missile and throws it back,and proteus mindrapes Supes with ease.*note Primaid is up and fine the next page,so Supes punch hardly affected her*
Now Jonn himself throws down with a White Martian in an extended fight,Jonn has just beaten two White Martians prior,but this one seems very tanky,and does very well.
Here's an awesome speed feat from a martian called Zum,he and Flash race around the world,and Zum takes Flashes famous "Infinite mass punch" and survives,and you'll also note how that Vase they knocked at the start,still hasn't fallen.
Here primaid takes a hit from Jonn,basically telling him he hits like a girl,she returns the favour(Jonns not paying attention,bt still he seems pretty out of it)
Now Here is Superman Vs Proteus,Leader of the White martians.Proteus shapeshifts and enters Superman through every orifice,so Superman is literally being raped until he exploits the fire weakness.Basic story,Supes can't take proteus in a fair fight.
Jason says:
what am I supposed to do?
Jon says:
clean your apt before she moves in? buy some pink bed sheets? scented candles?
Jason says:
wait, u have pink bed sheets?
Jon says:
ive said too much
They were underground. You go deep enough underground and the temperature get's REALLY hot. Certainly hot enough to effect a being whose weakness is heat.