Final Blaxican
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Exactly.
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Jun 17th, 2007 11:14 PM
chillmeistergen
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Lover number 1. I can get take aways when I want good food, I could do similar for good sex, but I feel there's less risk of sexual infection with a take away curry.
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Jun 17th, 2007 11:24 PM
k00L kiD
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Re: Sex vs Food
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Lover #2 is okay in bed. He/She doesn't really know what he/she is doing, and needs practice. He/She is also a bit tense in bed, and it will take a lot of time before he/she loosens up during sex. However, this person is a master/mistress chef. He/She cooks the best meals, and will prepare you the best breakfast, lunch, and dinner as if they were made in a top restaurant. The food that this person makes is flavorful and delicious beyond any food you have tried in any luxurious or general restaurant, and you will be spoiled with the best tasting meals EVER. **************************************************
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this one
you can always teach them to have sex
Jun 17th, 2007 11:26 PM
King Kandy
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Re: Re: Sex vs Food
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
this one
you can always teach them to have sex
Well you can always teach the first one how to cook, by that logic... As of such, the two are equivilant.
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Jun 17th, 2007 11:30 PM
k00L kiD
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by King Kandy
Well you can always teach the first one how to cook, by that logic... As of such, the two are equivilant.
true, but i like women who know how to cook good
Jun 17th, 2007 11:32 PM
Quiero Mota
Gender: Male Location: The 623
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Goddess Kali
I asked all my freinds this question, and go the same answer...
Let's say you get to choose between two lovers. Both lovers are the same age, and are equally hott. There personalities are also amiable and similar.
Lover # 1 is awesome in bed. He/She is sexually creative, erotically charged, highly endurant, and the sex you will have with him/her is better than any sex you will ever have with anyone else in your entire life. He/She, however, cannot cook for sh*t.
Lover #2 is okay in bed. He/She doesn't really know what he/she is doing, and needs practice. He/She is also a bit tense in bed, and it will take a lot of time before he/she loosens up during sex. However, this person is a master/mistress chef. He/She cooks the best meals, and will prepare you the best breakfast, lunch, and dinner as if they were made in a top restaurant. The food that this person makes is flavorful and delicious beyond any food you have tried in any luxurious or general restaurant, and you will be spoiled with the best tasting meals EVER.
Which lover would you rather have ? The lover who is excellent in bed, or the lover who is excellent in dining ?
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Assuming theyre both equally attractive, I'd take number 2.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by King Kandy
Well you can always teach the first one how to cook, by that logic... As of such, the two are equivilant.
Not really. Culinary talent is something that you have or you dont, but becoming good in bed can always be learned and improved.
And its always funner to teach someone new sexual things, than how to properly make an omelette.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
true, but i like women who know how to cook good
Yep
"The way to a man's heart is through is stomach."
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Jun 18th, 2007 12:07 AM
King Kandy
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Not really. Culinary talent is something that you have or you dont, but becoming good in bed can always be learned and improved.
I don't think so... I've seen many sucky cooks become good through training... It seems as though it's actually harder to learn sex.
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Jun 18th, 2007 12:14 AM
LatinoStallion
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You can teach a bad sex partner how to be better in bed. You can't teach someone how to cook that well. You either got it, or you don't.
Cooking Fine Cuisine is like an art. You can't teach someone to be a good artist. Nor can you teach someone to be an excellent cook. You can't teach creativity, you can't teach taste.
You can most certainly teach someone to be good in bed. Sex is a practice. All it takes is practice and confidense. Trust me....when I was a virgin, i didnt know wtf i was doing, it took me a while to get the hang of it...Good Sex can be taught.
Good Cuisine can't.
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Jun 18th, 2007 12:57 AM
LatinoStallion
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by King Kandy
I don't think so... I've seen many sucky cooks become good through training... It seems as though it's actually harder to learn sex.
Untrue. All u gotta do is learn how your partner's body works, what turns them on and off.
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Jun 18th, 2007 12:58 AM
Victor Von Doom
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Lover number 1. I can get take aways when I want good food, I could do similar for good sex, but I feel there's less risk of sexual infection with a take away curry.
Depends where you get it.
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Jun 18th, 2007 01:00 AM
Quiero Mota
Gender: Male Location: The 623
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Goddess Kali
You can teach a bad sex partner how to be better in bed. You can't teach someone how to cook that well. You either got it, or you don't.
Yep. Thats exactly what I said.
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Jun 18th, 2007 01:29 AM
LatinoStallion
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Yep. Thats exactly what I said.
Solomente Latinos que sabe, no ?
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Jun 18th, 2007 01:36 AM
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#1 to go, with Steak and fries.
Seriously, either/or "problem" of the two could be dealt with, but I would say it is easier to 'train' sexually than make someone learn how to cook, so maybe 2. I turned that around, yes.
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Jun 18th, 2007 01:49 AM
Quiero Mota
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Solomente Latinos que sabe, no ?
Simon guey.
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Jun 18th, 2007 01:49 AM
LatinoStallion
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Shake Your Tambourine, Goin Get Yourself A Whistlin
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Jun 18th, 2007 01:50 AM
Final Blaxican
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Chupa. Me heuvos.
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Jun 18th, 2007 02:44 AM
King Kandy
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Cooking Fine Cuisine is like an art. You can't teach someone to be a good artist. Nor can you teach someone to be an excellent cook. You can't teach creativity, you can't teach taste.
Yes, that's true if you plan on them creating their own recipies, but you can teach cooking, as long as it's cookbook type cooking.
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Jun 18th, 2007 03:13 AM
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Food, because eventually the bad lover would get good through practice, so then I'd have the best of both.
Jun 18th, 2007 03:13 AM
BobbyD
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Gender: Male Location: United States
Re: Sex vs Food
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Goddess Kali
I asked all my freinds this question, and go the same answer...
Let's say you get to choose between two lovers. Both lovers are the same age, and are equally hott. There personalities are also amiable and similar.
Lover # 1 is awesome in bed. He/She is sexually creative, erotically charged, highly endurant, and the sex you will have with him/her is better than any sex you will ever have with anyone else in your entire life. He/She, however, cannot cook for sh*t.
Lover #2 is okay in bed. He/She doesn't really know what he/she is doing, and needs practice. He/She is also a bit tense in bed, and it will take a lot of time before he/she loosens up during sex. However, this person is a master/mistress chef. He/She cooks the best meals, and will prepare you the best breakfast, lunch, and dinner as if they were made in a top restaurant. The food that this person makes is flavorful and delicious beyond any food you have tried in any luxurious or general restaurant, and you will be spoiled with the best tasting meals EVER.
Which lover would you rather have ? The lover who is excellent in bed, or the lover who is excellent in dining ?
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#2...aka Food. She'll get good in bed eventually. And a hot face and body will more than makeup for inexperience.
Jun 18th, 2007 08:23 PM
WanderingDroid
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I always said that for a woman to conquer my heart...she must conquer my stomach first.
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Jun 18th, 2007 08:45 PM
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