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shiv
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Re: Sex vs Food

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I asked all my freinds this question, and go the same answer...



Let's say you get to choose between two lovers. Both lovers are the same age, and are equally hott. There personalities are also amiable and similar.

Lover # 1 is awesome in bed. He/She is sexually creative, erotically charged, highly endurant, and the sex you will have with him/her is better than any sex you will ever have with anyone else in your entire life. He/She, however, cannot cook for sh*t.



Lover #2 is okay in bed. He/She doesn't really know what he/she is doing, and needs practice. He/She is also a bit tense in bed, and it will take a lot of time before he/she loosens up during sex. However, this person is a master/mistress chef. He/She cooks the best meals, and will prepare you the best breakfast, lunch, and dinner as if they were made in a top restaurant. The food that this person makes is flavorful and delicious beyond any food you have tried in any luxurious or general restaurant, and you will be spoiled with the best tasting meals EVER.




Which lover would you rather have ? The lover who is excellent in bed, or the lover who is excellent in dining ?




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#2. I don't even like making a sandwich, and even bad sex is good.


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And that's without the fries. They're practically another meal in itself.


The fries are the best part, imo. I love them and I love how they basically just give you an infinite amount. Their bags are just bottomless pits when it comes to fries.


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