I always thought it would be hilarious if T'Challa thought he got Storm pregnant, and when he went to the delivery room to see his heir the baby turned out to be blue and had a tail... but I guess that boat has sailed.
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1- Retcon the retcon of Spider-Man
2- Put Greg Pack on Hulk and Incredible Hercules, and I make him stay the **** away of the big events
3- I try Jeph Loeb on the Punisher
4- I am myself writing a mini on Galactus
honestly, I'd give Hudlin the reigns on a less established minority character. Let the man speak, see if he can produce something good when people aren't as concerned with continuity. I mean, the BP cartoon was awesome, and he did have something to do with Boondocks back in the day. Hes a BP wank, but not untalented and has a perspective that isn't seen a lot.
Introduce kryptonite into the Marvel Universe, and make it quite a common substance used in all sorts of common household and industrial applications, but completely harmless to Marvel inhabitants. That way when Superman visits during the next company crossover, he gets completely owned. No more dials at 11.
Make Thor into an eco-hero. Give him a gang of environmentally conscious teens to travel with, facing off against threats to the environment ranging from super-villains to corrupt corporations. Every issue Thor and the readers would learn a valuable lesson about the environment, such as the perils of climate change or the importance of recycling. Al Gore guest-stars along with other notable campaigners. During major emergencies Thor would be able to slam his hammer down and share his powers with the gang (and also a dog) - as "Thor and the Teen-Thors".
Launch a new series called "The Last Hand Ninja". It revolves around a Hand Ninja waking up one morning and heading to his secret dojo only to find nobody else has reported in. He searches across the city and the country, and then in America, but everywhere it is the same - every Hand Ninja outpost is deserted. It finally dawns on him that the Hand's constant battles with Wolverine, Elektra, Daredevil, the Avengers, SHIELD, Assassin's Guild etc have depleted the Hand ranks to the point where he is the only one left. Friendless, with heroes and criminals hunting him and the whole world against him, he fights for his life as THE LAST HAND NINJA.
Just trying to shake up the status quo and bring some much needed fresh air into the House of Ideas.
Really, are any of those ideas worse than:
"Let's have Spider-Man make a deal with Mephisto to retcon his marriage out of existence and thereby wreck Spider-Man's character and continuity pretty much for good!"
"Let's get rid of half our main characters and put them into a separate pocket universe where they are written and drawn by Rob Liefeld!!!"
"Let's have Tony Stark suddenly go nuts and start killing Avengers, then turn it into some big dumb event story where he was corrupt all along, but doesn't make a huge amount of sense, even though it tried to explain older stuff that didn't really make sense to begin with, then lose the readers' interest completely, then retcon it all in a way that makes even less sense, but lets us sweep the original story under the rug and forget about it, but have Tony killed at the end, then bring him back as Teen Tony, then retcon that and bring him back and forget it all ever happened!!! Then turn him into a dick in Civil War!!!"
"Let's have Gwen Stacey have a retcon affair with Norman Osborn, and then have his kids!"
"Let's have Spider-Man a member of two Avengers teams, and the Fantastic Four - at the same time!"
"Let's give Deadpool three or four monthly titles. That way we're sure to be able to keep the quality of the material up and everyone will grow to love the character, because he will always be hilarious and in your face!"
"Ultimates 3!!! That script is a winner guys let's do it!!"
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