My gear was going near no one's rear if i could help it!
There was rampant fraternizing/drinking going on, which i took no part in.
I remember one meeting, i flipped ny lid at some shit, and my 1SG yelled at me about losing my temper.
I yelled back
'excuse ME, Top, but i'm the only one not getting laid or ****ed up on a regular basis here. I'm a little TENSE.'
That meeting broke up quick.
Should give soldiers a pill when they get deployed that turns off the production of little swimmers then there wouldn't be that problem, and don't tell me they can't the military has all kinds of wild and crazy research and development of all kinds of physical modification drugs.
It's the right to every American, Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. I don't know what could make a man happier than getting his rocks off either by a woman (or man if he is so inclined) or by himself. Racking off a round is essential for good mental well being and that's not bad.
Not yet but it's only a matter of time before my gf is going to want me to watch it with her.
Now I'm just as patient as the next guy but you get me in a room with a chick flick and a weepy gf and i'm going to need to see a gunfight or explosions stat.
__________________ "Happiness is a lie. Life is horror. The light is always dying all across the universe. The last star will flicker out someday, when it does, all that remains is shadow. And I will be its king!"'-Amahl Farouk