Syren
dreaming
Gender: Female Location: every which way but loose
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Aug 1st, 2007 12:43 AM
Surio
I wish magic was real. :(
Gender: Male Location: You'll never know. Stalker.
I just want to know why Harry Potter fans are "less than human"
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Aug 1st, 2007 01:14 AM
Oomny
Promising Tomorrows
Gender: Female Location: And Why is It Important to you?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FeceMan
Statement: The responses elicited are those as expected from Harry Potter fans--both unintelligent and demonstrating the inability to see beyond the figurative ends of their own noses.
Statement: There are two components to the Cruciatus curse: the incantation itself and the will of the caster.
Evidence: In the battle of the Department of Mysteries, Harry attempts to use the Cruciatus curse on Bellatrix Lestrange. It is ineffective, and she taunts him saying, "You've got to mean them, Potter! Righteous anger won't hurt me for long."
She also explains that the Cruciatus curse is only effective when the caster is causing pain for the (perverse) enjoyment of causing another to be in pain.
Corollary: For the Cruciatus curse to work, it indicates a mentality in the caster: sadism.
Conclusion: The Cruciatus curse is unforgivable not only because it is a curse designed specifically to torture, but the curse's effectiveness is based upon the mindset of the caster that, when effective, indicates that the caster is dangerous to everyone around him or her.
well well aren't we impressed . your questioning the curse could have done without the flame of the potter people
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Aug 1st, 2007 11:02 AM
Council#13
The Omega Male
Gender: Male Location: In your pants
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FeceMan
Statement: The responses elicited are those as expected from Harry Potter fans--both unintelligent and demonstrating the inability to see beyond the figurative ends of their own noses.
Statement: There are two components to the Cruciatus curse: the incantation itself and the will of the caster.
Evidence: In the battle of the Department of Mysteries, Harry attempts to use the Cruciatus curse on Bellatrix Lestrange. It is ineffective, and she taunts him saying, "You've got to mean them, Potter! Righteous anger won't hurt me for long."
She also explains that the Cruciatus curse is only effective when the caster is causing pain for the (perverse) enjoyment of causing another to be in pain.
Corollary: For the Cruciatus curse to work, it indicates a mentality in the caster: sadism.
Conclusion: The Cruciatus curse is unforgivable not only because it is a curse designed specifically to torture, but the curse's effectiveness is based upon the mindset of the caster that, when effective, indicates that the caster is dangerous to everyone around him or her.
What you've stated is no more than what some people have said, only with more words in quantity and complexity obviously used to make the writer seem more intelligent.
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Aug 1st, 2007 02:08 PM
Zeal Ex Nihilo
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Statement: FeceMan has only insulted those Harry Potter fans as classified as "rabid."
Corollary: Unless one is a "rabid" Harry Potter fan, then one ought not to feel offended.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Council#13
What you've stated is no more than what some people have said, only with more words in quantity and complexity obviously used to make the writer seem more intelligent.
Statement: Failure has achieved maximum capacity. Council#13 should abort posting immediately.
Declaration: FeceMan has provided an insight into the Cruciatus curse that no one else on the Harry Potter forum did.
Conclusion: Council#13's statement is erroneous.
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Aug 1st, 2007 05:15 PM
DanZeke25
You can't beat me.
Gender: Male Location: New Jersey
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FeceMan
Statement: FeceMan has only insulted those Harry Potter fans as classified as "rabid."
Corollary: Unless one is a "rabid" Harry Potter fan, then one ought not to feel offended.
Statement: Failure has achieved maximum capacity. Council#13 should abort posting immediately.
Declaration: FeceMan has provided an insight into the Cruciatus curse that no one else on the Harry Potter forum did.
Conclusion: Council#13's statement is erroneous.
This post is full of win.
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Aug 1st, 2007 08:11 PM
Surio
I wish magic was real. :(
Gender: Male Location: You'll never know. Stalker.
quote: (post )
Declaration: FeceMan has provided an insight into the Cruciatus curse that no one else on the Harry Potter forum did.
Hmm, maybe because nobody cares?
Aug 1st, 2007 08:21 PM
willRules
4 8 15 16 23 42
Gender: Male Location: LOST
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FeceMan
Statement: FeceMan has only insulted those Harry Potter fans as classified as "rabid."
Corollary: Unless one is a "rabid" Harry Potter fan, then one ought not to feel offended.
Statement: Failure has achieved maximum capacity. Council#13 should abort posting immediately.
Declaration: FeceMan has provided an insight into the Cruciatus curse that no one else on the Harry Potter forum did.
Conclusion: Council#13's statement is erroneous.
Translating...........
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FeceMan
Please, look at me! I'm a big and clever boy. By pointlessly angering Harry Potter fans, I've proven that my immaturity knows no bounds.I am the greatest!!!! WUHHHOOO
Please pay me more attention.
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Aug 1st, 2007 08:48 PM
Syren
dreaming
Gender: Female Location: every which way but loose
Oh, wow...
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Aug 1st, 2007 10:18 PM
PrincessNk
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Gender: Female Location: Lost; in the Forest.
lol
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Aug 1st, 2007 11:07 PM
Surio
I wish magic was real. :(
Gender: Male Location: You'll never know. Stalker.
WillRules, that post made me laugh, and it's true! :O
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Aug 1st, 2007 11:10 PM
Infinity
Big Boss
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Surio
WillRules, that post made me laugh, and it's true! :O
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Aug 1st, 2007 11:15 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by willRules
Translating...........
Statement: Willrules is an idiot.
Evidence: His grammar and analysis of FeceMan demonstrate a poor-quality intellect.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Surio
Hmm, maybe because nobody cares?
Query: If nobody cares, then why did anybody try to answer the question posed?
Declaration: Surio is incorrect because there are at least some people who paid mind to the thread.
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Aug 2nd, 2007 02:41 AM
DarkC
-KMC THREAD KILLER-
Gender: Male Location: Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FeceMan
Query: If nobody cares, then why did anybody try to answer the question posed?
We care about this thread and what you stated about to the same extent as a lazy college slacker cares about wiping his ass when he takes a shit, actually. Which is to say...not much.
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Aug 2nd, 2007 02:59 AM
~KoK!~
Sock Hunter
Gender: Male Location: US
Currently: Eating chicken?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FeceMan
Statement: Willrules is an idiot.
Evidence: His grammar and analysis of FeceMan demonstrate a poor-quality intellect.
Query: If nobody cares, then why did anybody try to answer the question posed?
Declaration: Surio is incorrect because there are at least some people who paid mind to the thread.
Statement: FeceMan is a hypocrite.
Evidence: He claims he's able to see beyond, and pick up on deeper meaning, and subtle details, and yet he fails to realize that in the following sentence, "demonstrate" required an "s" at the end.
quote: "His grammar and analysis of FeceMan demonstrate a poor-quality intellect."
Conclusion: FeceMan needs to get laid.
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Aug 2nd, 2007 05:26 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ~KoK!~
Statement: FeceMan is a hypocrite.
Evidence: He claims he's able to see beyond, and pick up on deeper meaning, and subtle details, and yet he fails to realize that in the following sentence, "demonstrate" required an "s" at the end.
Conclusion: FeceMan needs to get laid.
Declaration: [Laughter, mocking.]
Statement: ~KoK!~ does not understand the manner in which English works with regard to plural nouns and verb conjugation.
Quotation: "Evidence: His grammar and analysis of FeceMan demonstrate a poor-quality intellect."
Statement: Truncating FeceMan's statement by using a pronoun to describe "grammar and analysis" reads as follows:
"Evidence: They demonstrate a poor-quality intellect."
Declaration: The antecedents of "they" in that sentence are "grammar" and "analysis"; the use of the "they" is correct.
Conclusion: Since "they" is plural, the verb "demonstrate" requires a third-person plural conjugation--which is the word "demonstrate" rather than demonstrates.
Corollary: ~KoK!~ should stop posting before he is further embarrassed.
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Aug 2nd, 2007 05:36 AM
Barker
Thorin Fan Club President
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FeceMan
I'll give you a hint: there are two reasons, and only one of them is specifically mentioned.
If only one reason is mentioned, it's probably because it's the only reason.
Not unless you are Jk Rowling herself. Otherwise, the other reason is nothing more than your idea, and this thread is really only an excuse to bash Harry Potter fans.
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Aug 2nd, 2007 07:23 AM
willRules
4 8 15 16 23 42
Gender: Male Location: LOST
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FeceMan
Statement: Willrules is an idiot.
Evidence: His grammar and analysis of FeceMan demonstrate a poor-quality intellect.
Query: If nobody cares, then why did anybody try to answer the question posed?
Declaration: Surio is incorrect because there are at least some people who paid mind to the thread.
Why are you sooo mean????? Is it because I'm a fan of Harry Potter? Is it because I replied to your insults in an equally insulting manner???
Or is it because it makes you feel good to go to a forum, insult it's regular residents with useless, witless prattle and then feel affronted when they don't pay you attention and obediently respect you for being the true master of the eloquent tongue that you are????????
In other words.............
quote: (post ) Originally posted by willRules
YOU SUCK!
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Aug 2nd, 2007 10:30 AM
Council#13
The Omega Male
Gender: Male Location: In your pants
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FeceMan
Statement: Failure has achieved maximum capacity. Council#13 should abort posting immediately.
Declaration: FeceMan has provided an insight into the Cruciatus curse that no one else on the Harry Potter forum did.
Conclusion: Council#13's statement is erroneous.
Oooo clever. Maybe I'll consider your suggestion that I should stop posting. For about as long as you'll consider not going around purposely trying to offend people and instigate fights.
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Aug 2nd, 2007 01:27 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Barker
If only one reason is mentioned, it's probably because it's the only reason.
Not unless you are Jk Rowling herself. Otherwise, the other reason is nothing more than your idea, and this thread is really only an excuse to bash Harry Potter fans.
Statement: While FeceMan enjoys bashing Harry Potter fans, it is not the reason that FeceMan created this thread.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by willRules
Why are you sooo mean????? Is it because I'm a fan of Harry Potter? Is it because I replied to your insults in an equally insulting manner???
Or is it because it makes you feel good to go to a forum, insult it's regular residents with useless, witless prattle and then feel affronted when they don't pay you attention and obediently respect you for being the true master of the eloquent tongue that you are????????
In other words.............
Declaration: FeceMan is only cruel when others have made themselves deserving of his cruelty.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Council#13
Oooo clever. Maybe I'll consider your suggestion that I should stop posting. For about as long as you'll consider not going around purposely trying to offend people and instigate fights.
Statement: A single retort filled with such terrible wit has never stung FeceMan so.
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Aug 2nd, 2007 03:42 PM
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