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Ushgarak
Paladin
 Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
"Well, I do like an optimist," says the Oracle. "But your body is giving out, all your vital signs are no longer registering on your ship. You have to admit, things don't look good.
"How can you possibly not be dead, Azrael?"
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Dec 20th, 2007 01:39 AM |
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Trickster
True KMC Jester
 Gender: Male
Location: United Kingdom |
"If I'm not dead, then the Virus didn't work. Sennacherib, though. He wouldn't ever have designed a non-functioning weapon, would he?" Azrael glances downward, thinking again, then looks the Oracle in the face. "Could I somehow be immune?"
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"If clowns warred on monkeys, and the monkeys had guns, and were trained to use them, who would win?"
Death only gives another set of choices.
He who dies with the most toys. Still dies.
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Dec 20th, 2007 01:56 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
There is s sudden noise to your right as the train is rounding the lst corner into the station.
"I knew it as soon as I first met you," says the Oracle, smiling. "You're one in a million, Azrael. Well. One in just over five hundred million, actually."
The train comes into sight with a cacophonous noise, and you turn to face it. The lights blare into your eyes...
"I think you're going to do just fine."
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(At this point the music played when neo came back to life should play)
The bright light is the sun peeking through a sudden gap in the rain clouds, Azrael. You jerk up, suddenly, in the helicopter, and take in a hugest breath you ever took in your life, filling your lungs.
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"What in the same of God almighty!" exclaims Finn, as Azraels's vitals spring back into life.
"A-HAAA!" yells out Dallas. "See?"
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Azrael, you blink and take in the scene around you, everyone looking at you in surprise. You breath easily and freely. You don't feel sick at all.
Now you think about it... you are unsure why you ever thought you did.
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Dec 20th, 2007 02:01 AM |
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Peach
mordrem
 Gender: Female
Location: verdant brink Moderator |
"What the hell just happened?" San asks Azrael when he suddenly wakes back up.
How is everyone else doing?
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Dec 20th, 2007 03:26 AM |
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General Kaliero
F = ma, beeyotches.
 Gender: Male
Location: "Kidnapping" Peach |
"And here I thought only Neo was supposed to do this..." Hawk moves to support Azrael as he jerks up.
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WARNING: The above post may contain sarcasm and/or sophisticated satire. Any psychological damage sustained is purely your fault.
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Dec 20th, 2007 03:43 AM |
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Newjak
I am Beyond Power
 Gender: Male
Location: United States |
Berserker sees Azrael jerk back to life. He is so excited he reaches down along with Hawk to support him.
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sig by Rao Kal El
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Dec 20th, 2007 03:59 AM |
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Bespin Bart
Buggy
 Gender: Male
Location: Everywhere |
Mors, having been crouched by Azrael's lifeless form, falls back in shock and surprise as Azrael takes that first breath. He is nearly speechless.
"Azrael?"
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THIS IS WHAT WE'VE WAITED FOR
THIS IS IT, BOYS, THIS IS WAR!
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Dec 20th, 2007 07:13 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Phone's ringing...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Dec 20th, 2007 12:58 PM |
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Peach
mordrem
Gender: Female
Location: verdant brink Moderator |
San will answer it.
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Dec 20th, 2007 02:24 PM |
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SpikeSpiegel
Swimming Bird
 Gender: Male
Location: United Kingdom |
"Told ya'. CPR, work's every time" Cloud jokes.
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Dec 20th, 2007 03:52 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
It's Dallas.
"This is very, very, very important," he says.
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Dec 20th, 2007 08:53 PM |
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Peach
mordrem
Gender: Female
Location: verdant brink Moderator |
"Okay, what is very very very important?"
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Dec 20th, 2007 09:27 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
"Can he fly?"
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Dec 20th, 2007 09:33 PM |
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Peach
mordrem
Gender: Female
Location: verdant brink Moderator |
"...what? I'm pretty sure Azrael didn't just grow wings or anything!"
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Dec 20th, 2007 09:38 PM |
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SpikeSpiegel
Swimming Bird
Gender: Male
Location: United Kingdom |
"We can shove him out the door if you wanna test your theory, boss." Cloud pipes up, loud enough for Dallas to head over the phone.
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Dec 20th, 2007 10:02 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
"Well, what CAN he do?"
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Dec 20th, 2007 10:50 PM |
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General Kaliero
F = ma, beeyotches.
Gender: Male
Location: "Kidnapping" Peach |
"I'm pretty sure he can breathe," Hawk offers helpfully.
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WARNING: The above post may contain sarcasm and/or sophisticated satire. Any psychological damage sustained is purely your fault.
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Dec 20th, 2007 10:53 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
"God damn it, is that all? Now he is going to say that his 'back from the dead' guy is better than my one!"
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Dec 20th, 2007 10:56 PM |
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Peach
mordrem
Gender: Female
Location: verdant brink Moderator |
"He didn't just spontaneously turn into Neo...how is everyone else doing?"
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Dec 20th, 2007 11:03 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
"Hey, Neo didn't do anything other than come back from when people thought he was dead!"
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Dec 20th, 2007 11:10 PM |
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