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SpikeSpiegel
Swimming Bird
 Gender: Male
Location: United Kingdom |
"Why is it we're always in the dark when it comes to Meltius?" Cloud jokes, trying to bring some humour to the situation.
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REXXXX
Networking
 Gender: Male
Location: San Diego Moderator |
"I get it. 'Cause he likes keeping us clueless and we're in...a dark room..." Ares says, realizing the lameness of the pun and how he just killed it further.
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Oct 20th, 2007 07:38 AM |
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General Zink
Bane
 Gender: Male
Location: Evil high-backed chair |
"I feel inclined to make a comment about him being a cripple," Heph sulks, "but I can't think of a good, relevant pun."
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Oct 20th, 2007 07:40 AM |
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Peach
mordrem
 Gender: Female
Location: verdant brink Moderator |
"Well, that joke is now nice and dead..."
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Oct 20th, 2007 07:40 AM |
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General Kaliero
F = ma, beeyotches.
 Gender: Male
Location: "Kidnapping" Peach |
"Okay, you guys are all fired from the Joke Squad now." Hawk peers through the darkness trying to make out the room around them.
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WARNING: The above post may contain sarcasm and/or sophisticated satire. Any psychological damage sustained is purely your fault.
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Oct 20th, 2007 03:11 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
 Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
There is a click noise, like sokething small sliding along.
Then you hear a laboured noise of breathing- hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Oct 20th, 2007 04:00 PM |
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Bespin Bart
Buggy
 Gender: Male
Location: Everywhere |
"Melitus?" Mors asks, into the darkness.
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THIS IS WHAT WE'VE WAITED FOR
THIS IS IT, BOYS, THIS IS WAR!
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Oct 20th, 2007 05:50 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"So. You have returned."
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Oct 20th, 2007 09:01 PM |
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Lord Melkor
Senior Member
 Gender: Male
Location: The Land of Confusion |
"Indeed, and we are only hope to save Matrix. Do you support our goal?" -Melkor speaks warily.
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Yet the lies that Melkor, the mighty and accursed, Morgoth Bauglir, the Power of Terror and of Hate, sowed in the hearts of Elves and Men are a seed that does not die and cannot be destroyed; and ever and anon it sprouts anew, and will bear dark fruit even unto the latest days.
"… his name is Melkor, Lord of All, Giver of Freedeom, and he shall make you stronger than they."
Sauron to Ar-Pharazôn
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Oct 20th, 2007 09:04 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
"You know the answer to..."
hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"... that question Melkor."
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Oct 20th, 2007 09:13 PM |
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Lord Melkor
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: The Land of Confusion |
"Well, I don`t know you, but I assume that you care about your existance.
Do you know me?"- He asks, wondering how much Melitus knows.
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Yet the lies that Melkor, the mighty and accursed, Morgoth Bauglir, the Power of Terror and of Hate, sowed in the hearts of Elves and Men are a seed that does not die and cannot be destroyed; and ever and anon it sprouts anew, and will bear dark fruit even unto the latest days.
"… his name is Melkor, Lord of All, Giver of Freedeom, and he shall make you stronger than they."
Sauron to Ar-Pharazôn
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Oct 20th, 2007 09:15 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
"You seek answers about the nature of..."
hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"... Machines. But you will never be satisfied. The rest of you should watch this one."
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Oct 20th, 2007 09:17 PM |
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Lord Melkor
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: The Land of Confusion |
"Watch?!"- Melkor laughs.
"What you speak of is irrelevant now. My existance is almost at end, and I can only hope that my current quest is finished before I die. Which is soon." He stops laughing as he coughes blood again.
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Yet the lies that Melkor, the mighty and accursed, Morgoth Bauglir, the Power of Terror and of Hate, sowed in the hearts of Elves and Men are a seed that does not die and cannot be destroyed; and ever and anon it sprouts anew, and will bear dark fruit even unto the latest days.
"… his name is Melkor, Lord of All, Giver of Freedeom, and he shall make you stronger than they."
Sauron to Ar-Pharazôn
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Oct 20th, 2007 09:20 PM |
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Newjak
I am Beyond Power
 Gender: Male
Location: United States |
Berserker stands in the Dark wondering where Melitus is and what else may be in the room.
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sig by Rao Kal El
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Oct 20th, 2007 09:22 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
"Oh Melkor. You have lost your faith."
hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"I suspect you are not the only one."
In contrast to Sennacherib, Melitus speaks quietly, with a kind of drab certainty behind everything he says, not unlike a schoolmaster.
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Oct 20th, 2007 09:24 PM |
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Newjak
I am Beyond Power
Gender: Male
Location: United States |
"What has he lost faith in," Berserker asks.
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sig by Rao Kal El
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Oct 20th, 2007 09:26 PM |
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Lord Melkor
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: The Land of Confusion |
"Survival"- Melkor speaks to Berserker, seeming more thoughtful and uncertain suddenly.
"Do you know of any means of survival for us?"
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Yet the lies that Melkor, the mighty and accursed, Morgoth Bauglir, the Power of Terror and of Hate, sowed in the hearts of Elves and Men are a seed that does not die and cannot be destroyed; and ever and anon it sprouts anew, and will bear dark fruit even unto the latest days.
"… his name is Melkor, Lord of All, Giver of Freedeom, and he shall make you stronger than they."
Sauron to Ar-Pharazôn
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Oct 20th, 2007 09:27 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
"You... many of you... are losing faith in many things. In victory. Your lives. Maybe the Oracle. For Melkor..."
hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"...even the cause he fights for. But what about faith in your friends... Azrael?"
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Oct 20th, 2007 09:28 PM |
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Newjak
I am Beyond Power
Gender: Male
Location: United States |
"Yeah oddly enough that sounds right," Berserker waits for a second, "Melkor never told you his name, you must know a lot of things."
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sig by Rao Kal El
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Oct 20th, 2007 09:31 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
"Maybe your friends have something to..."
hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"... say on that matter. I am not, after all, the first you have..."
hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"... met displaying such knowledge."
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Oct 20th, 2007 09:33 PM |
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