Gender: Female Location: May or may not be somewhere else.
ditto..
that was.. *sniffs* beautiful!
You guys don't know how Han and Leia fans obsess too, you know... but.. at least our(includes me.. but Sparrabeth still breaks my heart...) pairing came true.. *pats back* *wipes tear from own eyes* *sighs* SParrabeth...
poor PL lady..
I'm making one when I get home from my 2 day vacation.. see y'all around!
Gender: Female Location: on the dingy with dear ol' Jacky
Oh trust me my best friend is a hardcore Han/Leia fan. As much as I'm Sparrabeth...At least one good pairing came true. If only Will and Elizabeth were siblings...EEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!
__________________ My hats off to joanjoan
Freedom...
Gender: Female Location: on the dingy with dear ol' Jacky
LOL! Willo you slay me. This thread MUST go on. I'll do one ...But you guys have to keep going. This is beyond funny!
Episode Four
KMC girls -and PL lady- are sitting around a table sipping tea in a Beckett-manner. All the girls are dressed in traditional dresses.
Tee: Pass the sugar cubes please?
Jaeh: There you go!
Tigers: May I have the rum?
Willo: With breakfast?
Tigers: I watched DMC this morning.
Sighs of understanding go around the table.
Pl: Now ladies! What do you think triggered your addiction?
KMC girls consider the question but ignore PL.
Sifzensinril: That's actually a pretty good question.
Jaeh: I think it was the kiss.
Willo: Definitely the curiosity scene.
Tigers: Persuasion?
Tee: Curiosity?
PL: Ever considered that you might have made up this whole thing in your head?
Tee(whispers): I think there's something wrong with her.
Willo nods solemnly as she takes a sip of her tea: Poor thing! They say being a shrink gets to you after a while.
Jaeh also sips tea: Maybe she makes things up in her mind and therefor assumes others would do the same.
All the girls nod.
PL is getting nervous: I don't make things up in my mind!
Tee: Oh yeah?! Isn't it a bit odd that modern day girls are dressed in these garbs?
Jaeh pulls out a dead bat: And where would I get a dead bat? You're making it up in your head!
Tigers: So in answer to your question: no! We aren't making it up in our mind. Thousands of teens voted for this pairing in the choice awards. YOU are the one making things up.
Tramps: You also made up the fact that we need help.
savvysparrow: YOU need help.
PL is very worried now:I...I...I do?
Tee: Certainly! We should take you to the ward.
PL: You'd do that for me?
Tigers: Of course!
T.Maria: How could we abandon a sister in need?
KMC girls take hold of PL's elbows and walk her out of the room with encouraging words. When PL is finally in one of those pretty white rooms they wave to her through the window. They turn around and walk away and everyone bursts out laughing. They take their dresses off to reveal normal clothes.
Tee: Good one!
Willo: Rather creative I must say.
Jaeh: Johnny's dead bat that I bought from Chiki on ebay proved to be more than useful.
Sailorleo: Best was Tigers pretended depression from watching DMC in the morning.
Tigers: Dude! My heartbreak from the beautiful romance was real.
Tee: Wanna go watch DMC again anyways?
Tigers: Well DUH!!!
__________________ My hats off to joanjoan
Freedom...
Gender: Female Location: May or may not be somewhere else.
Jaeh: *after curiosity scene* Guys, do you think we should let her out?
All: Why?
Jaeh: I think she makes things up in her mind to cope with the fact that she denies the existence of sparrabeth, and yet many people accepts the fact it existed. She's just scared and anxious about the real and true possibility that she had been wrong, and everyone knew she was, so she decided to turn it over and use it to her advantage and tried to get people into the same delusional state that says sparrabeth isn't for real.... I think that's her real problem.
*no response, crickets started to... sound(or something) in the background*
savvysparrow: *breaks the ice* since when did you get so analytical Jaeh?
tee: I think the shrink's rubbing off on her!
Jaeh: on contraire, her influence is... scary. Imagine life without sparrabeth! *shivers*
Tramps: I don't think I can.
Everyone nods in agreement...
KMC Girls and PL are sitting in a rocking chair circle with a stereo in the center.
PL: Okay, ladies! I went home and did some thinking, called my mother, and I've come to the conclusion that you are still the ones with wonky heads.
Jaeh: *teehee* She said Wonky...*giggles* Like Willy Wonka....Johnny...*sigh*
The girls all sigh together...
PL: Okay, moving on, today we are going to try musical therapy. Music is calming to the soul, the mind and senses. I'm going to play a little bit and I want you to tell me what it reminds you of. That will help me gain insight into your psyche...
T.Maria: Uh, who says we want you in our psyche?
PL: Well, it is helpful in your development....
Tigers: Look, lady. We're wasting time when we could be stalking Johnny. Just play the music!
PL looks scared, but plays music and sits back. A nice classical minuet plays.
Savvysparrowluv: This makes me think of a warm day aboard the Pearl, Jack and Elizabeth holding eachother in their arms as they watch the sun kiss the horizon as it rises into the sky....
Kate: It reminds me of them dancing in the starlight after their wedding...or wedding night
Girls have another round of sighs
PL: Lets try another one, shall we? How about a nice pop song...can't find much poetry in that....
PirateDiva: Um, haven't you ever heard of...gosh, I don't know....Lyrics?
PL ignores the aggitated Sparrabeths and puts on a pop song. Liz Phair "Why Can't I"
Tramps: OMG, this song is *so* obviously meant for Sparrabeth. *hums with song*
Tee: You're right, its totally a sparrabethy song. *sigh*
PL is getting very frustrated. Puts in a new CD. Lets try oldies...then we'll try something else if that doesn't work. I have faith in you, all of you. You can make it past this obession girls.
Savvy: You have faith in us, just like Lizzie did in Jack.
Sif: I'll never let go of Sparrabeth!
Tigers: NEVER!!!
PL: Take a deep breath... lets tune into the oldies station, that way its more random which song will play, okay? *tunes into radio*
"Love is a Battlefield" begins to play.
Willo: Ooh, I saw a sparrabeth video to this song!
Savvy: Me too, its such a perfect song for them.
Diva: JOHNNY!!!!!
*all look at PDiva*
Diva: *ahem* sorry, it bursts out at random moments.
*Girls nod in understanding*
PL: Thats it! You girls are all delusional! I'm taking some of my vacation time and going out of town for the day.
T.Maria: Girls, are we going to put up with this crap?
All the girls stand
T.Maria: I didn't think so.
Tigers: Lets kick it oldschool, girls.
All the girls attach their rockingchairs and create a big wood pile in the middle which they set fire to.
Savvy: Come on, Jaeh! Lets get it started!
Savvy & Jaeh: Yo ho, yo ho a pirates life for me!
*Girls begin dancing around fire and singing song*
Sif: Lets take some of the fire and burn AWE scripts!
All: Huzzah!
Willo: Then grab Terry and Ted and put 'em over the fire like they did to Jack!
All: Huzzah!
Tee: Lets get HER! *points to cowering PL*
All: Huzzah!
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Nov 1st, 2007 05:10 AM
music!
