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I beat the shit out of Bruce Willis today
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Originally posted by FoxMeister
He cant talk right now... he has a face full of my cock'n'balls and hes wearing a mask, which in turn restricts his breathing to only his eyesballs and ears...



And anus no expression


Edit: Minus the anus... That ones currenly Occupado... Kram3r came...no expression


You sick bastard.


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Dignity?
His "Peace"


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You sick bastard.

Hows that kid? Still breathing or has it been suffocated by your john by now?


I hope you lured it with the sweets

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His "Peace"

no expression

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Bruce Willis isn't all he's cracked up to be. One shot to the Mouth and that bitch goes down.


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He wasnt even alive in the Sixth Sense... he was dead all a---long

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Hows that kid? Still breathing or has it been suffocated by your john by now?


Which one?


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I hope you lured it with the sweets


Video games work the best.


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That kid with the brown (possibly yellowy by now)



And i agree. You'd lure me with video games. But only with the right ones

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That kid with the brown (possibly yellowy by now)


I dyed his hair white.


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And i agree. You'd lure me with video games. But only with the right ones


It works great as a bribe.

"It'll always be our little secret."


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Bruce Willis isn't all he's cracked up to be. One shot to the Mouth and that bitch goes down.
My dick in your mouth and you'd be down.


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My dick in your mouth and you'd be down.


"The toothpick of death."


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"The horsedick of death."
Fixed.


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"The toothpick of death."
thread the needle?


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My dick in your mouth and you'd be down.
You couldn't take Bruce Willis... how do you think you'd take me


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You couldn't take Bruce Willis... how do you think you'd take me
just like two tylenol.


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just like two tylenol.
You'd swallow me whole? How big are you?


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You'd swallow me whole? How big are you?
not me, you silly cracka.


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I slapped Kram3r's meat pie with my sausage roll.


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