One Big Mob
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Santa... the Flash?
Well, this is probably... no wait, this is the most talked about/heated subjects on the Internet today, and even say 50 years ago, people would debate this on the web.
So, anyway, straight to the point. How does Santa do it? For those who don't know who Santa is, he breaks into millions of households on Christmas Eve, and delivers presents, or puts coal in people's stockings.
Now, does he have time powers, or does he just go really fast?
Or, could he have millions of lizard people working for him to deliver presents on the night?
Whether or not this belongs here, I feel it does. I mean, it's one of the biggest/the biggest conspiracies whether or not he does it on his own (ie, time manipulation, or traveling really fast), or if he has hired help.
Does anyone have proof of the subject? When I look for it, I usually find an equal number of both having irrefutable proof.
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Dec 25th, 2007 09:55 AM
Final Blaxican
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I have proof, yes.
He doesn't exist.
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Dec 25th, 2007 10:35 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
I have proof, yes.
He doesn't exist.
That's a good conspiracy too... but it's not true.
Santa, The Easter Bunny, Lizard Men, Nessy, and Susan Sarandon all exists whether you believe it or not.
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Dec 25th, 2007 10:42 AM
DethRose
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He's a pedophile. what more do you want?
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Dec 1st, 2008 05:38 AM
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I'm afraid of the truth, so I'll go with the government's explanation and say he's magic.
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Dec 1st, 2008 10:21 AM
jaden101
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he has a team of slaves...midgets too....not ******* like back in dem der ol' days by golly gosh
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Dec 1st, 2008 05:33 PM
Bicnarok
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by jaden101
he has a team of slaves...midgets too....not ******* like back in dem der ol' days by golly gosh
Odd whenever I type a nasty word "**" appear, your "N" word didnīt.
Back on topic, Santa Claus donīt exist and posting it in this forum makes a mockery it.
Dec 1st, 2008 06:46 PM
Final Blaxican
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by NonSensi-Klown
I have proof, yes.
He doesn't exist.
I can't believe I said this.
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Dec 2nd, 2008 07:23 AM
DethRose
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by DethRose
He's a pedophile. what more do you want?
I hold on to my previous post.
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Dec 3rd, 2008 04:00 AM
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I just realised this thread is a year old, lol.
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Dec 4th, 2008 10:22 PM
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