Sadako of Girth
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Thanks, but no.
It might dowse the flames.
(And we cant have that . )
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Nov 17th, 2008 11:53 PM
queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed
Okay then... I'll make some popcorn then and watch you for a bit.
It so spectacular, you could be a Michael bay film.
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Nov 18th, 2008 03:02 AM
Sadako of Girth
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My self immolation will be a blatant military promo/recruitment drive..?
Man even on www.seibertron.com (Big TF site) they had running promos and schemes involving the US military recently.
Some serious deal must have been struck by Bay with them.
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Nov 18th, 2008 11:10 AM
queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed
I bet... General Bay
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Nov 19th, 2008 03:00 AM
Sadako of Girth
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Heh. Wouldn't be surprised, they way they are so publically romancing each other.. But that dance is a paid-for kinda date, making Bay a ho', and his shitty versions of TFs his little whore puppets..
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Nov 19th, 2008 01:10 PM
queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed
I bet you have all his films.
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Nov 19th, 2008 11:35 PM
Sadako of Girth
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Kept in a special whore-puppet boxset.
Its outer case is made of polished faeces.
That reflects it's content fairly accurately.
I tried once setting fire to it but its poo-laden exterior shielded it against the blowtorch.
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Nov 20th, 2008 05:38 PM
queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed
Doesn't poo burn very well?
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Nov 21st, 2008 12:59 PM
Sadako of Girth
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Not Bay grade filth.
Its the shit that never dies/flushes.
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Nov 21st, 2008 03:27 PM
queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed
Ah, the stuff that sticks to the ceiling and you need a jackhammer to have at least a chance of getting it off?
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Nov 23rd, 2008 01:23 PM
Sadako of Girth
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The very same .
Thats shit should be used by NASA to keep tiles on space shuttles with.
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Nov 23rd, 2008 10:03 PM
queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed
So that's why Bay keeps making films.
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Nov 24th, 2008 01:25 PM
Sadako of Girth
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Yep: A secret ambition to enter the poo-textiles business.
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Nov 26th, 2008 03:18 AM
queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed
Once the aliens get wind of that, we'll be in real trouble. But I'm sure the US will just consider them another export market.
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Nov 30th, 2008 12:14 AM
Jack Daniels
WOW!
Gender: Male Location: I know where I would like to be
well I just went to the last page and all I see is poo and popcorn...what if? run away!!!
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Dec 1st, 2008 07:36 PM
Sadako of Girth
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Jack Daniels
...and all I see is poo and popcorn...!
That was like an extremely concise and accurate review of any screening of this movie.
Dec 1st, 2008 11:43 PM
Jack Daniels
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Gender: Male Location: I know where I would like to be
I was more trying to joke using monty python...run away!!!guess thats for us old folk just bought that one on vhs by the way...lol
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Dec 2nd, 2008 06:39 AM
Sadako of Girth
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a Holy Grail reference...!!!
A good buy, it has been out on DVD for ages though...!
Bad Zoot..! Baddddddddd Zooooooot!!!! lolz
And now you mention it, I always thought that the Nazis in The Last Crusade would be lacking a 'Holy Hand grenade', so the knight of the grail should have had that guard Rabbit from the Python movie and set it on them.
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Dec 2nd, 2008 at 11:36 AM
Dec 2nd, 2008 11:32 AM
queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed
It certainly lacked an amount of kerrniggits as well.
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Dec 2nd, 2008 07:24 PM
Sadako of Girth
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Indy versus the Black Knight would be a good laugh...!
Knight after having his head whipped clean off: '"Tis but a fleshwound"
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Dec 3rd, 2008 11:38 AM
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