Mujaffa
Lift a Mullah
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: In Norway .. God damitt
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Why the Chicken Crossed the Road..In the Words of the Star Wars Characters
* YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.
* VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
* LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different.
* LUKE: I want to follow the ways of the chicken and cross the road like my father.
* LEIA: I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.
* HAN: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!
* THREEPIO: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.
* ARTOO: beep beep be bop.
* CHEWIE: Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!
* BEN: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me.
* BOBA FETT: What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!
* WEDGE: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?
* JERJERROD: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.
* BIB: Die chicken wanga?
* BIGGS: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?
* TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car!
* UNCLE OWEN: I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road.
* AUNT BERU: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him.
* ADMIRAL ACKBAR: All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark
* LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of guts crossing that road, after what you pulled!
* EMPEROR: Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.
* JABBA: Bo shuda chicken!
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Nov 30th, 2002 09:36 PM
