Honestly I haven't heard any of these stories myself. So can't help you there. Besides, if I have to value movies based on the makers' private lives, I think we'd have to ditch a lot of art as well. There have been many artists with debatle lifestyles.
So far I give SS the benefit of any doubt. So he likes mushy endings. Even Minority Report had one, but luckily it was VERY VERY SHORT. So a minor glitch in an otherwise superb film.
All in all, Spielberg needs to make his next flick rock again.
Damn good point about the art, now if DiVinci had not paid a parking ticket, or was a thief I could live with that...
But some things are too reprehensible for me: Which is why no Michael Jackson music ever gets played in my house.
Well thats good news then anyway, hopefully its all just nothing and fallacies... thanks for the consult.
For participating...and for letting his co-rapist rape Indy and not stopping him. Its one thing to rape the shit out of your own thang, but to have your friends come round and rape Indy too...?
Man that even more evil and twisted.
*As Queeq and Sadako converse, we cut to the Gophers squeaking on in reaction to every spoken word.*
There. A more ridiculous and heinous version of KMC, bought to you by Spielberg and Lucas..
If inserting inserts of squeaking creatures seemingly having the mental capacity to be judging the human situation in front of them in a completely informed way, do no damage to the dramatic credibilty of the situation...
(as you would assume someone was thinking during the making of KOTCS)
..then lets SS edit them into keys scenes of Schindler's list and see what happens at the cinema.
Paramount logo turns into a small but seemingly identical mound of Gopher dump on hilly European vista. The gopher admires its work.
Boom! From left to right suddenly a low flying, burning thing flies overhead from foreground to background.
A Big tracking scenery-reveal shot across a hilly cold landscape.
A sign blows in the harsh winter wind. A sign in german partially obscured by shadow and lense flare..
We see now that the firey object was a late 195Os small passenger jet with 'lack of engines' trouble as it makes its flame aided descent to the trees and hills below...
The plane crashes horrifically after the ring wing clips hill at maximum spped. The wreckage explodes 600ft down a hill.
Close tracking shot through the rolling fireball of twisting wreckage mashing and twisting as it spreads out.
Camera zooms to an area still smoking that the fuselage has just rolled over revealing a stunned Gopher and a more cynical only-casually-impressed Marmot.
The gopher turns to the Marmot
and in subtitles translated from Germanic-to-gopher-to-English says: "Im too olllllllllllld for this shit."
In their background, the camera refocuses and we get a clear shot of the sign we saw earlier.
It says: "Willkommen to Auchwitz".
Camera cuts back to a shot from front showing plane's fuselage coming to a grinding halt.
Defiently it explodes one more time seemingly just for the Bay of it.
Slow pan across the jagged collection of twisted metal and smashed seats blended with the landing gear........we see the remains to the galley compartment.
Another large explosion smashes through it destroying everything including the fridge door which is punched open from inside.
The camera retreats allowing for a full hero shot reveal of Indy as he leaps out of the fridge and....................................
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