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I only saw him in Bill and Ted and yesterday on a small clip of some comedy (which he was making fun of religion and I did not find that funny). This is kind of irrelevant to me.
Bardock42 is a whimpering pussy now who lost his flare to debate vigorously and just spouts senseless and thinly veiled puns here and there. You nazi pr*ck. Get your balls back from whoever you sold them to, you fat f*ck. What happened to the manly, chubby German big mouth we once knew, who'd flatten ignorance with a solid argument? Now it's like Andy Dick meets John Candy. You hybrid beefcake. Suck my c*ck
This sucks. He was my all-time favorite comedian. Even though he wasn't as funny as he used to be, he was still better than 75% of the comedians alive today. He will be missed a whole lot.
What's not to like about a guy who speaks into the back of his hand, who goes left across the stage AND THEN RIGHT ALL OF THE SUDDEN! *weren't expecting that, huh* and does it while walking with his knees together?
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Likely, I am sure even Dane Cook is almost better than 50'%
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Bardock42 is a whimpering pussy now who lost his flare to debate vigorously and just spouts senseless and thinly veiled puns here and there. You nazi pr*ck. Get your balls back from whoever you sold them to, you fat f*ck. What happened to the manly, chubby German big mouth we once knew, who'd flatten ignorance with a solid argument? Now it's like Andy Dick meets John Candy. You hybrid beefcake. Suck my c*ck
I was in my truck this morning listening to the radio and I found out that George died. I almost couldn't breathe.
George Carlin was, and always will be, one of the greatest entertainers this world has ever seen. His comic genius was always razor sharp and cutting edge with the times we live in.
I first discovered George's material when I was around 10 years old. His concert, Back in Town, was playing on HBO and I watched it all the way through and instantly became a fan.
George has influenced many, many comedians that are around today, and, also, many of his fans, as well.
It's a dirty shame that George Carlin, Sam Kinison, and Bill Hicks are gone from this world, and Dane Cook, Larry the Cable Guy, and Carrot Top are still performing.
Thank you for the laughs, George. If there really is a god, and you meet him, kick him in the nuts for me.
I'm not damning him. I'm just willing to admit that his most recent material wasn't nearly as good as his stuff in the 70's and 80's. That's ok with me, though, because he was still very funny.