Luke is on the Tantive IV and gives R2 the data disk containing the Death Star read-outs, then gets captured by Vader after killing a few stormtroopers and is later interrogated to find the plans for the Empires Death Star.
Meanwhile, Leia is working the farm when the droids turn up. She cleans 'em and finds the message. Then R2 runs across the desert to Obi-Wan. She follows, loses a fight with some Gunguns, oops, Tuskan Raiders. Obi-Crackernobi arrives and rescues her and they return to his hut. Obi-Wan tells her that she should accompany him to Alderran.
After finding the family dead by Imp'y hands, Leia agrees to go.
Alderran goes kablewy as Luke doesn't reveal the information.
Han and Chewie take Crackernobi, Leia, and the droids to Alderr-blewy! and end up on the Death Star. Obi-Cracker had known before they had left Tatooine they'd end up here, to rescue Luke but didn't say anything.
After springing Luke Organa, much stronger than, Leia Skywalker, and ending up in a garbage shute Obiwan uses the force to save them, including chewie. Crackernobi gives Luke his lightsaber,telling him a certain point of view about his father. Then Obi-Wan Kenobi fights Vader, Luke is bewildered and is confused but Obi-Bum Hobobi is cut down by Vader. Run Luke, run ect.
Then Han and the party head for the *cliche* Jungle Moon of Yavin and Luke quickly studies a flight similator while the farm girl, who's gagging for Han, finds she is better left behind.
The Empires Death Spa arrives to blow up the Yavin moon but Luke Oregano and Wedge et'al go up agaist the metal, light beam shooting, ball of stormtroopers and Obi-Slum Tokyobi tells him to trust in the Force. Thus the Death Spa, the Empires mightiest washing maching, ka-ploads! And the Alliance of Dirty Clothes wins a battle.
Everything reverts to the medal ceremony, General Jan Dodonna gives the two pilots medals (Luke, Han ect...) and the film ends. Btw Vader is spinning.
The next film is easy, he ain't called Skywalker, Han runs from Leia. Everything is the same.
Now I could have been more serious but except for a few name alterations I waspetty realistic.. What yas think?
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A long time have I waited for this, my little green friend!
It is the most whole, complete, satisfying, fundementle, adult, mature, not flawed SW film, with the best acting, most orignal lines, best ground battle, a brilliant non cgi asteroid field chase, and Vader finally getting the buffed up, polished suit and film he deserves... It reeks of quality. C'mon, who doesn't love Lando. Honestly it is the best. 10/10
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A long time have I waited for this, my little green friend!
Jul 14th, 2008 04:25 PM
