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Harvey Two-Face
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Joker Quotes
Here, you post Joker quotes from any media that you may remember.
"You wanna know how I got these scars? My dad was a drinker...and a fiend. One night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy goes to grab the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one..bit. He comes at me with the knife and says 'Why So Serious'. He sticks the blade in my mouth and says 'Let's Put a Smile on that Face' and....why so serious?"
"I wanted to see what you do...and you didn't dissapoint. You let five people die...and then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me that's cold."
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Aug 5th, 2008 09:40 PM |
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Mairuzu
Old School Cool
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Location: The bellies |
"Batsie"
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Aug 5th, 2008 09:46 PM |
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Mairuzu
Old School Cool
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His laugh is his best line
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Aug 5th, 2008 09:46 PM |
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Harvey Two-Face
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I liked the laugh he gave when Batman hit him in the interrogation room.
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Aug 5th, 2008 09:51 PM |
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SelinaAndBruce
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Location: United States |
"I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman!"
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Bruce: You've got, sort of a dark side, don't you?
Selina: No darker than yours, Bruce
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Aug 5th, 2008 09:59 PM |
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Harvey Two-Face
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"I have a flying mouse to kill....and I wanna clean my claws!"
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Aug 5th, 2008 10:06 PM |
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SelinaAndBruce
Senior Member
Gender: Female
Location: United States |
"If you're good at something, never do it for free!"
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Bruce: You've got, sort of a dark side, don't you?
Selina: No darker than yours, Bruce
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Aug 5th, 2008 10:13 PM |
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Harvey Two-Face
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"You looks nervous. Is it the scars? I had a wife once, beautiful...like you, who tells me I oughta smile more...that I get in too deep with lone sharks. One night, they carve her face, and we have no money for surgeries. I just want her to know I don't care about the scars so I take a razor..and do this to myself. She leaves...now I see the funny side...now I'm always smiling."
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Aug 5th, 2008 10:18 PM |
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celestialdemon
Down from the Upside
 Gender: Male
Location: Pandaemonium |
"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger."
"And I thought my jokes were bad..."
"This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them."
"I am an agent of chaos."
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Aug 5th, 2008 10:28 PM |
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Harvey Two-Face
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"I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and turned it on itself."
"Come on! I want you to do it...I want you do it it! Hit me! Hit me!"
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Aug 5th, 2008 10:39 PM |
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"A year ago these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you, what happend, I mean, I mean did your balls drop off or something?"
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Aug 5th, 2008 10:45 PM |
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Harvey Two-Face
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"I know why you choose to have your little...group therapy sessions. I know why you're afraid to go out at night: The Batman."
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Aug 5th, 2008 10:52 PM |
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SelinaAndBruce
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Gender: Female
Location: United States |
"They don't make em like they used to, ay Batsie?!"
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Bruce: You've got, sort of a dark side, don't you?
Selina: No darker than yours, Bruce
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Aug 5th, 2008 11:00 PM |
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Harvey Two-Face
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"They don't make straightjackets like they used to...I should know. Hehehehehe!"
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Aug 5th, 2008 11:04 PM |
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Traction
Senior Member
 Gender: Male
Location: United Kingdom |
Gambol: "You think you can just steal from us and walk away?"
Joker: In a complete matter-of-fact tone: "Yeah."
Priceless stuff.
Last edited by Traction on Aug 6th, 2008 at 07:36 AM
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Aug 6th, 2008 07:33 AM |
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Harvey Two-Face
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My God that was funny. He didn't try to deny it, he just came right out and said "Yeah"...good stuff.
Batman: "Let her go."
Joker: *Looks stunned for a moment* "Very poor choice of words! Hahaha!"
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Aug 6th, 2008 09:08 AM |
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dant3g0
Mouse Clicker
 Gender: Male
Location: Digital Junkyard |
"I'm like a dog chasing cars.... I don't even know what im gonna do if im going to catch one."
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There is no I in "TEAM" but there is on "WIN".
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Aug 6th, 2008 11:15 AM |
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Joker1237
Senior Member
 Gender: Male
Location: United States |
"Can't be too careful with all those weirdos around. "
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Have a laugh evey now and than.
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Aug 6th, 2008 11:46 AM |
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Maistro
Spoelie
Gender: Male
Location: Netherlands |
"You old eyes do not deceive you Brucie, afterall who knew me better than you"
"Ears are to long and i miss the cape, not to shabby, not to shabby at all.....WOOF"
Most line from BB Return of the Joker and Batman TAS were awesome, Mark Hamill is still the best joker voice around even Heath's voice nor his lines even come close
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Aug 6th, 2008 01:44 PM |
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Harvey Two-Face
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Dude, Hamil's Joker may be one of the best, but Ledger had many lines that topped some of Hamil's Joker.
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