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Bat Dude
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"What kind of a world do we live in, where a man dressed up as a BAT, gets all of my press?" -Batman 1989

"You look great! Lost a little weight... Lost a little hair, too!" -Joker's Favor

"You and me, we could do this forever..." -The Dark Knight


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"You and me, we could do this forever..." -The Dark Knight


That was probably my favorite, and for some reason made me sad.

Maybe it's because we won't see them "do this forever". sad


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"Now, our operation is small. There's a lot of room for aggressssiiiive expansion. So, which one of you fine men would like to join our team? Oh and we only have one spot open so we're gonna have...tryouts."


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"people will die, starting tonight, i'm a man of my worddddddddd" hahahahahaha


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"And here we go"


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Thanks Steve... The Darkside of the force...

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"Why So Serious"


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Mr. Rhythmic
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Originally posted by Da Joker
Dude, Hamil's Joker may be one of the best, but Ledger had many lines that topped some of Hamil's Joker.


I'd say that they're about even.


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Bruce: You've got, sort of a dark side, don't you?

Selina: No darker than yours, Bruce

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"Aha ha ha ha ha! Boy, did you get the wrong number! Leave your name and number at the sound of the shriek."


Noo, please, dont, ahhh.


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Some Batman 89 quotes. I just watched it again last night, and to be honest, Jack Nicholson had some awesome lines in that movie lol:

"I have given a name to my pain, and it is BATMAN!"

"Never rub another man's rhubarb!!"

"I'm only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I'm really crying... If you might join me for a weep!!"

"If you gotta go, go with a smile!!"


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SelinaAndBruce
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Revowution I agree Jack's Joker did have some good lines. The Joker always has great material.


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"I'm a man of simple taste, gunpowder, gasoline, dynamite. You wanna know what they all have in common? They're cheap."

I think that's how it went, might have gotten the order fvcked up, but I really liked that quote.


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"It's not about the money. It's about, sending a message.."

- Joker



I liked that one.


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"You see...this is how crazy Batman has made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take his mask off and turn himself in. Oh, and everyday he doesn't, people will die, starting tonight. I'm a man of my word. HAHAHAHAHAHA!"


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"When you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in your past where the screaming is unbearable, remember there's always madness. Madness is the emergency exit."

One of my favorites.


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Joker: "Now lets not blow this out of proportion." (shows grenades)

Black dude: "You think you can just come in here and get away with this?!?"

Joker: "Yeah."


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Myth
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Originally posted by Da Joker
"You looks nervous. Is it the scars? I had a wife once, beautiful...like you, who tells me I oughta smile more...that I get in too deep with lone sharks. One night, they carve her face, and we have no money for surgeries. I just want her to know I don't care about the scars so I take a razor..and do this to myself. She leaves...now I see the funny side...now I'm always smiling."


I love that one, though you missed one of the best parts of that quote though, where he says "she can't stand the sight of my face!" (or something close to that).

Here is one from '89 that I like: "I make art, until somebody dies."

And "Why didn't somebody tell me he has one of those... things!"


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