So I have to post a quote in every single post I make in this thread? Because I did post a quote two posts before your comment on my opinion revolving 'Return of the Joker', which was rather on-topic because I love it due to the Joker and the lines that are mentioned in it.
But very well:
Joker (Dressed in a batman suit): "Then Joker thought that if he couldnt beat the bat, he'd BE the bat"
Its not much? Its NOTHING! Worthless! You're a disgrace to the name Joker! Why in my day---- ---- If you insist! (smiles)
-Hey, man. I was just kidding! (cowers as the Joker points the gun aaaanndd..... PANG! ?!) So was I! Ehm hmm!!! (shoots again!)
Whoops?! No, I wasn't!
HEllo, Gothammm! JOKERs back in town! AAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HAAAAAHH!!!
This one isn't really a 'quote' but I thought it was funny. In Batman- The Dark Knight, he pushes the button to blow up the hospital and it only blows up half of it. X3 Turns around and holds his arms out like in a 'what!?' and starts pushing the button a lot. Then it works.
The Joker: I want... my phone call. I want it. I want it! I want my phone call!
Detective Stephens: That's nice.
"Oh, excuse me, I want to drive!"
Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.
Well, depending on the time, he may in one spot, or several.
*edited* Just saw the post a few posts back mentioning this same quote which gives the cooked mob boss's name. oh well I still consider it one of my favourites...
Talking to the freshly cooked corpse sitting at the conference table -
"Nice bunch of guys your friends... maybe i should give them some time to think it over..."
turns to face corpse shaking "No?"
looks surprised "Grease em' now? Well alright. You know what, you are a vicious bastard ******, and I'm glad your dead ha ha ha ha ha"
walks off muttering to himself "I'm glad you dead" and laughing....
****** = I cant remember characters name but it was something italian and mafia sounding... my bad
From your psychotic neighbourhood - Harlequin of Hate (Havoc)
Last edited by HarlequinOfHate on Jan 13th, 2011 at 02:24 AM