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Q'Anilia
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Originally posted by Da Joker
Okay, that's nice, but the whole point of the thread is adding quotes, do you have any?

"It's not about the money...it's about sending a message. Everything burns!"


So I have to post a quote in every single post I make in this thread? Because I did post a quote two posts before your comment on my opinion revolving 'Return of the Joker', which was rather on-topic because I love it due to the Joker and the lines that are mentioned in it.


But very well:

Joker (Dressed in a batman suit): "Then Joker thought that if he couldnt beat the bat, he'd BE the bat"


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"Bruce, we're both murderers. Think how many people you've killed by letting me live."

- Joker


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Where do we begin



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"The darkside, Sidious, is an illness no true Sith wishes to be cured of, my young apprentice .."

- Darth Plagueis

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"This town needs an enema! Hahahahaha!" Jackie boy Joker


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I have one from batman tas

"I wont be happy until we take that man there, put him in that box there, and shove it in that vat of acid there"

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"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man to lunacy."

How did you forget this line? It's basically the whole point of the Joker's actions in the Killing Joke and TDK.

"I just kill me when I think about killing you!"- The Man Who Laughs

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Joker Quote

From: Batman Beyond

Its not much? Its NOTHING! Worthless! You're a disgrace to the name Joker! Why in my day---- ---- If you insist! (smiles)
-Hey, man. I was just kidding! (cowers as the Joker points the gun aaaanndd..... PANG! ?!) So was I! Ehm hmm!!! (shoots again!)
Whoops?! No, I wasn't!

HEllo, Gothammm! JOKERs back in town! AAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HAAAAAHH!!!

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hahaheheh hurrrryyyyyyyyy Happy Dance Happy Dance


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Where does he get all those wonderful toys!?

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TDK Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.

1989 It's as though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.

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Re: Joker Quotes

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Originally posted by Harvey Two-Face
Here, you post Joker quotes from any media that you may remember.

"You wanna know how I got these scars? My dad was a drinker...and a fiend. One night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy goes to grab the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one..bit. He comes at me with the knife and says 'Why So Serious'. He sticks the blade in my mouth and says 'Let's Put a Smile on that Face' and....why so serious?"

"I wanted to see what you do...and you didn't dissapoint. You let five people die...and then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me that's cold."


i just want my phone call (knife to some dudes face) Classic laughing Happy Dance

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"And... here... we... go!" X3 ACTION TIME

SPOILER-

This one isn't really a 'quote' but I thought it was funny. In Batman- The Dark Knight, he pushes the button to blow up the hospital and it only blows up half of it. X3 Turns around and holds his arms out like in a 'what!?' and starts pushing the button a lot. Then it works.

The Joker: I want... my phone call. I want it. I want it! I want my phone call!
Detective Stephens: That's nice.
x3

"Oh, excuse me, I want to drive!"

Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.

Well, depending on the time, he may in one spot, or several.

I love this job!



That's about my favs. :3
Happy Dance Happy Dance

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By himself talking to a mob boss he just fried to death with a deadly electric handshake.

"You're a vicious bastard Rotelli, and, uh, I'm glad you're dead! hahahahaha !! (walks away laughing at the joke) oh god, I'm glad you're dead, hahahahahahaha!".


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"The darkside, Sidious, is an illness no true Sith wishes to be cured of, my young apprentice .."

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Re: Joker Quotes

"Now be quiet, before I think of something funny to do with you."

Grant Morrison uber alles


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*edited* Just saw the post a few posts back mentioning this same quote which gives the cooked mob boss's name. oh well I still consider it one of my favourites...

Talking to the freshly cooked corpse sitting at the conference table -

"Nice bunch of guys your friends... maybe i should give them some time to think it over..."
turns to face corpse shaking "No?"
looks surprised "Grease em' now? Well alright. You know what, you are a vicious bastard ******, and I'm glad your dead ha ha ha ha ha"
walks off muttering to himself "I'm glad you dead" and laughing....






****** = I cant remember characters name but it was something italian and mafia sounding... sad my bad

Enjoy big grin

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Cool thread couple i thought need to be posted:

"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile."

"My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't somebody tell me he had one of those... things?"

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