"Mesa forgot that Crystals have zero magnetic properties....!
Mesa put more Gophers in da bombad movie...!!
Mesa such a c***...!!!"
Burn himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
'Gungans! Why did it have to be Gungans...?!??'
That'd only be another reason to hate the movie/new more-pussy-like indy. If he really was a well written version of himself, then surely he'd have found a way to get a nuke from that test-town and place it firmly between a pair of alien crystal-Gungan buttocks, detonating it as a message that three things will never be tolorable on Earth, to Indy:
Nazis, Snakes and Gungans.
And he could escape the blast by hiding behind a pencil, the lead within it rendering the other non-radioactive effects of the blast harmless....
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Nov 11th, 2008 at 02:27 PM
... right.
anyway, I'm hitting the stores on thursday, gonna see if the price has dropped again
__________________ Kyuzo: Don't you see? A real sword will kill you. Mr. Earl Brooks: If I were here to kill you, you would already be dead. Mercedes: My mother told me to be wary of Fauns. Mr. Le Chiffre: No, I believe in a reasonable rate of return. James Bond: Now the whole world will know you died while you were scratching my balls!
when I saw it in the theater, that last part was exactly what I thought!
__________________ Kyuzo: Don't you see? A real sword will kill you. Mr. Earl Brooks: If I were here to kill you, you would already be dead. Mercedes: My mother told me to be wary of Fauns. Mr. Le Chiffre: No, I believe in a reasonable rate of return. James Bond: Now the whole world will know you died while you were scratching my balls!
actually, I was seriously ill at the time I went to see it so I should be (I guess) thankful for finding that theater that has TV's on the toilets! Not to mention I could immediately let my frustrations with the movie go down the drain!
__________________ Kyuzo: Don't you see? A real sword will kill you. Mr. Earl Brooks: If I were here to kill you, you would already be dead. Mercedes: My mother told me to be wary of Fauns. Mr. Le Chiffre: No, I believe in a reasonable rate of return. James Bond: Now the whole world will know you died while you were scratching my balls!
As he and Speilberg zip their respective flies back up post raping, will you also be asking for seconds for Indy by looking at the extras that you have bought from them when they close upped for the moneyshot..?
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