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Sadako of Girth
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LOLZ I can see it now:

"Mesa forgot that Crystals have zero magnetic properties....!
Mesa put more Gophers in da bombad movie...!!
Mesa such a c***...!!!"

Burn himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

'Gungans! Why did it have to be Gungans...?!??'

That'd only be another reason to hate the movie/new more-pussy-like indy. If he really was a well written version of himself, then surely he'd have found a way to get a nuke from that test-town and place it firmly between a pair of alien crystal-Gungan buttocks, detonating it as a message that three things will never be tolorable on Earth, to Indy:
Nazis, Snakes and Gungans.

And he could escape the blast by hiding behind a pencil, the lead within it rendering the other non-radioactive effects of the blast harmless....
stick out tongue


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"Gungans, I hate these guys."


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LOL

"Otto Gunga: it is very dangerous... (for your sanity) ...you go first."


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... right.
anyway, I'm hitting the stores on thursday, gonna see if the price has dropped again big grin


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If they drop any more they'll have to pay you to take it... stick out tongue


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laughing out loud

Still waiting for my Blu Ray player... then I will get TAOS on Blu Ray: to get even a sharper outlook on why it sucks. wink


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If they drop any more they'll have to pay you to take it... stick out tongue

when I saw it in the theater, that last part was exactly what I thought!


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Kyuzo: Don't you see? A real sword will kill you.
Mr. Earl Brooks: If I were here to kill you, you would already be dead.
Mercedes: My mother told me to be wary of Fauns.
Mr. Le Chiffre: No, I believe in a reasonable rate of return.
James Bond: Now the whole world will know you died while you were scratching my balls!

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laughing out loud


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big grin


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Did they start paying you to keep you seated till the end?


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I had to watch them just to see who I was gonna hate for the rest of my cinema appreciating life.


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Did they start paying you to keep you seated till the end?

actually, I was seriously ill at the time I went to see it so I should be (I guess) thankful for finding that theater that has TV's on the toilets! Not to mention I could immediately let my frustrations with the movie go down the drain!


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Mr. Earl Brooks: If I were here to kill you, you would already be dead.
Mercedes: My mother told me to be wary of Fauns.
Mr. Le Chiffre: No, I believe in a reasonable rate of return.
James Bond: Now the whole world will know you died while you were scratching my balls!

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You must have had the best viewing of all on TAOS.


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A lot of vomit and faeces in those urinals that day, I bet.


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Overtime for the cleaners.


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But the pay is shit. shifty


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So is the work.

Well, I did it... I bought the Blu Ray. Rapin' George will be content.


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As he and Speilberg zip their respective flies back up post raping, will you also be asking for seconds for Indy by looking at the extras that you have bought from them when they close upped for the moneyshot..?


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The monkeyshot? wink


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lolz

Sick, but true. laughing out loud


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