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The Black Knight w/ full arsenal vs John McClane
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The Black Knight w/ full arsenal vs John McClane

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Almost everyone here has had a good laugh at this guys expense at one point or another, lets give him a shot to show his stuff. He is transported to the 21st century and gets training from The Punisher, The Joker and Ra's Al Ghul. He has an entire warehouse full of weaponry, from Kalashnikovs and rocket launchers to Batmans Tumbler. Can he take down John McClane?

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Re: The Black Knight w/ full arsenal vs John McClane

Need a scenario, but I'm going with 'McClane kicks him out of the Tumbler and drives it up his ass', for now.

(You never said he had driving lessons.)


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He can do everything his trainers could do in the movies.

Scenario 1:He's sent to assassinate John McClane with no prep

Scenario 2: Random encounter.

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Thank god that its Python's Black Night rather than 'the Dark Knight', McClane may have had a hard time against Batman with that weaponry.

But now I forsee McClane blasting his arms and legs off and the angry trunk that remains jumps after McClane shouting that hes "a yellow bastard" and threatens to bite his ankles. wink


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Scenario 3: Swordfight

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laughing out loud

Black Knight loses against McClane in scenario 3, he just cant keep himself together..

Great thread, btw.


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