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Jaguar Paw and Hawkeye vs Zero Wolf and Magua
Two sets of American Indians (one of which who is adopted) face off in two rounds.
Hawkeye (Daniel Day-Lewis), the adopted son of Chingachgook, joins forces with the Mesoamerican tribesman Jaguar Paw (Rudy Youngblood) against the ruthless Mayan hunter Zero Wolf (Raoul Trujillo) and the Huron scout Magua (Wes Studi).
Round one takes place in the Mesoamerican jungles, while Round two takes place in the forests outside of Fort William Henry. No firearms or the occasional tapir trap. Only melee weapons and bow and arrows allowed in this match.
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