lol. He was the only awesome thing about Transformers! That and the hotness of Megan Fox. Although, as if I recall correctly, didn't we have to see his ass in Transformers 2?
That will be have to be some sustained drinking.
The third one was veryyyyyy long.
And you might not notice the various massive plotholes and stuff when drunk. I'd say 'totally pissed out yer brains' is the ideal mode to watch the Bay movies in.
Although the constant motionsickness inducing camera work can make you go to levels of DefVom 2 and above.
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I don't understand why in the beginning of Trans3. Sentinel Prime is escaping Cybertron as a traitor. And the Decepticons still attacked his ship.
It was blind luck the ship crashed on a moon orbiting a planet like Earth.
And even so apparently it was all part of the plan for the Decipticons.
3 unique artifacts all made it to Earth what a coincidence.
Cause he works on franchises with safe-returns kind of investment potential.
Also in a business where trailers and marketing are king, they know he puts together big loud trailers (the trailers failing to convey the shite within the finished edit) that focus on the TFs and battles and stuff. (Failing to put across that most of the movie will be about the mindbendingly mundane trivialities of the human character's lives and inane/asinine knob jokes.)
It was indeed a twisted affair.. could have been written by catatonic chimps with their arms in splints riding spasmodic giraffes who's jumping causes the splinted arms to just randomly hit keys on the typewriter, screenplayed by baboons who just just smeared feces into the pages and threw them cast asunder to the public as a nutella sandwich, with only the presence of buzzing flies in devout orbit around the bread snack betraying it's appearance by the time the movie is in trailer form.
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