All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
When I heard about Fight Club I thought Tyler Durden was going to be this really badass fighter. After watching the film I came under the impression that he really wasn't an expert. He has some damage soak but no skill.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Nope. Riggs is a trained martial artist, McClane aint. Fact.
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Indeed. One must unsheath their tongue from the posterior of Riggs when making these comparisons.
I agree instead with Robtard: Despite his the added weight support from the gh-ey community, Riggs is a weepy poser with some basic kicks and basic holds and strikes.
McClane would punch Riggs' head in and break his neck and throw Rigg's remains to Sub-zero so he can make little gheycubes from Riggs' many tears.
Sure he would. The Outworld fighters are martial artists. McClane against a trained martial artist.....well, with no SUV's around, we all know what happens.
Dead cop.
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McClane vs Scorpion: McClane is on the ground bleeding, Scorpion prepares to administer the death blow. McClane has a sudden burst of adrenaline grabs Scorpion around the waist and unleashes body blows on Scorpion..."I'm gonna ****ing cook ya, I'm gonna ****ing eat ya!!!"...Scorpion, unfazed, Bends McClane over and shoves his harpoon up McClane's ass, making a McClane ka bob.
McClane versus Sub Zero: McClane grabs Sub Zero in a headlock, screaming "You shoulda heard your brother squeal, when I broke his ****ing neck!!!!"......Sub Zero laughs, places his hand on McClane's bald head, and makes a McClanesicle outta him.
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Your need for homoerotic aside, McClane would lose to either magical super-ninja, as noted above/before.
But he wouldn't lose as quickly or as pathetically as Riggs, maybe if you bring in his chocolate delight, Murtaugh, he might last as long as McClane, maybe.
McClane and Riggs would lose to any of the Outworld fighters. Neither are world class fighters. There is a reason that very few fighters in the world are invited to participate in MK.
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