Peter tames his candy ass. He's fought evenly with Lois, who's like a female Bruce Lee and taken waaay more punishment than Homer.
__________________ Minsc Quotes
-"Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!! "
-"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, watch it, I'm huge."
-"Make way evil! I'm armed to the teeth and packing a hamster! "
-"EVIL, MEET MY SWORD! SWORD, MEEEEET EVIIIL!!!! "
-"After frolicking in a bush that we now consider to be of suspicious nature, both Boo and I have contracted the Calimshite Itch in rather... private places. A salve would be most joyously anticipated! " (Boo is Minsc's 'animal companion'/God).
Homer took a beating from Dredrick Tatum, the simpson's Mike Tyson, he's durable if anything.
Peter however, has fought with Ernie the Chicken 3 or 4 times, each time causing massive property damage, and leaving Peter so banged up he shouldn't be able to stand. He then walks all the way home.