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Originally posted by Blakemore
I had an ex who cheatednce. never spoke to her afterward apart from one night of sex so I won.


I admit I was young and I believed her when she said she wasn't a whore.


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Originally posted by walshy
Luckily you found your current real non cheating girlfriend


Yeah, luckily you found that alpaca willing to overlook your small size(and that you were short)

We're both so lucky, amirite? It's like leprechauns blessed us


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Luckily you found your current real non cheating girlfriend


laughing out loud


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Originally posted by Blakemore
I had an ex who cheatednce. never spoke to her afterward apart from one night of sex so I won.


So basically you had sloppy seconds if you think about it

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Originally posted by Blakemore
I had an ex who cheatednce. never spoke to her afterward apart from one night of sex so I won.


that's how you win gonorrhea and chlamydia


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If she's a cheater I doubt it was just seconds.


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Originally posted by Bashar Teg
intelligence scale:

ferret>parrot>walshy>cat>dog>turtle>surt>seaslug


No Welshy is too high on that scale

For the following reasons:

He complained about burning his fingers while stirring his soup on the stove with a metal spoon

He once asked me how to empty his kitchen bins

His dad had to show him how to use a cooker, at age 28

He thought the word Scythe was pronounced skithy

He once suggested “neck exercises” when doing a quiz where the question was Hobbies beginning with N


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No Welshy is too high on that scale

For the following reasons:

He complained about burning his fingers while stirring his soup on the stove with a metal spoon

He once asked me how to empty his kitchen bins

His dad had to show him how to use a cooker, at age 28

He thought the word Scythe was pronounced skithy

He once suggested “neck exercises” when doing a quiz where the question was Hobbies beginning with N


Shit so he's sleeping with the alpaca tonight!


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The hilarious part is she got impregnated and then the dude went to jail and now she's a single mom trying to scrape by.

Too funny. If I wasn't an atheist I'd almost believe in God cuz of that.


what did her child do to deserve poverty, much to your mirth?


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what did her child do to deserve poverty, much to your mirth?


He was born smile


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Shut up, Piggle and make Welshy a sandwich

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And cut the crusts off too piggle don't f*cking skimp


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No Welshy is too high on that scale

For the following reasons:

He complained about burning his fingers while stirring his soup on the stove with a metal spoon

He once asked me how to empty his kitchen bins

His dad had to show him how to use a cooker, at age 28

He thought the word Scythe was pronounced skithy

He once suggested “neck exercises” when doing a quiz where the question was Hobbies beginning with N


okay but i'm pretty sure a cat would do no better at any of these dilemmas/tasks/questions


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Depends on the cat, Toonces could handle that shit.


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Luckily you found your current real non cheating girlfriend


my intelligence scale stands as it is. i bet bosley never wounded surt with such subtlety and stealth


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my intelligence scale stands as it is. i bet bosley never wounded surt with such subtlety and stealth


I'm glad walshy helped you avoid the fact you've never kissed a girl.

He's a good friend.


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^^ previous gf was from his high school years, and she cucked him so hard that he has been dating on and off with pretend women ever since


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^^ previous gf was from his high school years, and she cucked him so hard that he has been dating on and off with pretend women ever since


Not what I said tho.


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Neck exercises was a perfectly good answer!


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Neck exercises was a perfectly good answer!


YOU'RE a perfectly good answer!


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