A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"
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Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
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Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.
Latvian girl is say, "I want go America one day."
Father say, "I send you America."
Daughter is thank father. Make tears of happy. Father use for salty potato.
Father think moment, say, "Daughter, I no send you America."
Potato is more salt.
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Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.
Latvian soldier rape girl, but girl make child. Soldier no need child, so sell for potato.
Soldier is have idea. Soldier try idea.
Soldier feel the sad. No small potato.
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Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.
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