Gender: Unspecified Location: Your mom's basement.
we were having a contest on who could tell the best racist joke[with the consent of two half-black brothers] and mine was:
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? [SPOILER - highlight to read]: Batman can go out at night without Robin
second place was my friend Zach's [whose half-black] which was something about people falling down a hill
An engineer thinks that his equations are
an approximation to reality. A physicist
thinks reality is an approximation to his
equations. A mathematician doesn’t
care.
Three men with degrees in mathematics,
physics, and biology are locked up in dark
rooms for research reasons. A week later
the researchers open the door and the biologist
steps out and reports: “Well, I sat
around until I started to get bored, then
I searched the room and found a tin which
I smashed on the floor. There was food
in it which I ate when I got hungry. That’s
it.” Then they free the man with the degree
in physics and he says: “I walked
along the walls to get an image of the
room’s geometry, then I searched it. There
was a metal cylinder at five feet into the
room and two feet left of the door. It felt
like a tin and I threw it at the left wall at
the right angle and velocity for it to crack
open.” Finally, the researchers open the
third door and hear a faint voice out of
the darkness: “Let C be an open can.”
Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon,
they find themselves lost in a canyon
somewhere. One of the three men says,
“I’ve got an idea. We can call for help in
this canyon and the echo will carry our
voices far.” So he leans over the basket
and yells out, “Helloooooo! Where are
we?” (They hear the echo several times.)
Fifteen minutes later, they hear this echoing
voice: “Hellooooo! You’re lost!!” One
of the men says, “That must have been
a mathematician.” Puzzled, one of the
other men asks, “Why do you say that?”
The reply: “For three reasons: (1) He took
a long time to answer, (2) he was
absolutely correct, and (3)his answer
was absolutely useless.”
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